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Lookey here |
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Better hurry up and check it out |
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Lookey here, lookey here |
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Your steak ain't no hipper than my porkchop |
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Your Cadillac ain't no hipper than my bus stop |
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Your champagne ain't no hipper than my soda pop |
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Lookey here, I'm ready to take care of business |
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Have no fear, I'm already here |
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I'll Tell you now (I'm qualified) |
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You know that I'm qualified |
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(You know that I'm qualified) |
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Your top hat ain't no better than my ginger brown |
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And your sharp skin ain't no badder than my Levis Jim |
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The money you got, it ain't no better than a higher spending man's |
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All I've got is a little bit of common sense |
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I believe in my heart, the best e.d. is experience |
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I'll tell you now (I'm qualified) |
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You know that I'm qualified |
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(You know that I'm qualiied) |
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You may find me in a project slum |
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Be hanging out with all the skid row bums |
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I may be sick and I may seem dumb |
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That don't mean you know where I'm coming from |
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Look out kid |
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Just make a little room for |
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Your social life ain't no better than my hot dog stand |
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Your edu-ma-cation ain't no hipper than what you understand |
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Your woman that you got she ain't no hipper than a hot loving band |
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I got the power to control |
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I can see clean through your blind mole? |
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And I want to tell you now (I'm qualified) |
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You know that I'm qualified |
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(You know that I'm qualiied) |
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(Fadeout) |
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Look at me, I'm filling up in class |
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And you better watch out, I'm stepping up fast |
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And I ain't a jacket on me, I've been hanging out in the projects |
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Hangin' out with all you rednecks |
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you rubbernecks and rejects... |
