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in the 70's i used to hang around in bars |
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i'd let myself get picked up by jocks with sports cars |
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i'd let them take me back to their place |
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where i'd suck and fuck and fuck and suck and sit on their face |
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now i stay at home |
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i have sex over the phone |
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and i have what it takes to masturbate |
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then i got knocked up in the 80's |
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so i went to a clinic for ladies |
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the doctor stuck a suction hose up my cunt |
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the he scraped and sucked and sucked and scraped till he i killed that little runt |
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now i stay at home |
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i have sex over the phone |
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i know what it takes to masturbate |
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now i'm living in the 90's |
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AIDS killed all the junkies and the gays |
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but i'm still here cause i was my needles out with bleach |
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and i never went to one of those roman fucking bathes |
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oh eeh ooo awe |
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dream date of the 90's |
