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Well Billy is a boy who has a few ideas of his own |
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He has a habitrail maze with 35 hamsters in his home |
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He takes them to the disco where everybody loves him |
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They cover them with neet and wash them down so they are nice and clean |
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Then yank their teeth and pull their claws and dip the little rodents in vaseline |
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They all have habitrail tubes stuck firmly up their asses |
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[Chorus:] And they all sing oho oho hide the hamster |
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They dance around on the dance floor |
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From each shaking ass hangs a twitching little tail |
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The hamsters last abut five minutes |
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And their death throes bring the dancers |
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They shoot their wads together dead hamsters up their asses |
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Each hamster has an orgasm at the very instant of its death |
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So each person grabs a straw to feltch their partner's asshole of the sperm |
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They all have habitrail tubes stuck firmly up their asses |
