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'gimme a pound, thank you man' --> tim dog |
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(repeat 2x, then 4x faster) |
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I'm as bad bad, as leroy brown brown |
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Yo i'm a pro pro, but not a noun noun |
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If you got beef beef, then you'll get ground ground |
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Cut up in soul soul, by the pound pound |
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I'm going downtown like julie brown, i'm the round mound |
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Not a rebound, but like a hound, i get down down |
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Never wore a leash but i get loose |
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Producin somethin fresher than fruits, got more soul than combat boots |
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Diggin two scoops of raisins for the troops out of some blazers |
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So amazin like luther everyday joe but not bazooka |
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I used to be a hooper but now i troop to shoot a free flow |
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Me go with mi amigo, to see the man named chico |
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The legal alienaeno, i roll the instrumentals |
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Like jack i be like nimble never gentle to a bimbo |
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Not your sex symbol so save that soft stuff for the care bears |
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The way i freak funk ohhhh the monkees sayin, 'hell yeah' |
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Correction, 'hell yes'; old folks wanna cuss |
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On how i walk talk and dress, they say my life's a mess |
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But i'm straight, are you straight, if you straight, then i'm straight |
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Rock me tonight, just for old time's sake |
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Back to our regularly scheduled program, program |
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I am so damn flam, i slam a slam, bam, i slam |
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Like conan the barbarian, if you talk loud, i'll play librarian |
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Cause see i want it quiet in here... |
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I mark a markyiana a bunch of funky uncle thomases |
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Play like christopher williams cause i gotta keep my promises |
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To stick to my roots and not dilute cause g this ain't two colors |
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I'm tired of seein these non rappin dancin motherfuckers |
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'gimme a pound, thank you man' --> tim dog |
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(repeat 4x) |
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For a record sale a nigga'll sell his soul to go gold |
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And reach a large scale, sellin for the pale male |
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And i can't tell, why for a hoe you grow a tail |
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And stop drinkin ale, the booty probably smell |
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Ain't no pussy worth a sale at least not for the kid to do a bid |
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Shit you musta flipped you lid, you was wit you slipped you slid |
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Got doodoo skids on my paper cause i got rhymes up the ass |
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If i pass gas, ducks fast or gets trimmed like a mustache |
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I must ask what's goin on with rap, white kids actin black |
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It's like mcdonald's sellin fatback |
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Get back to your mac, that stuff is wack with all these dancetracks |
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I'm hearin rap from antrhax, my time the caravan cracks |
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You're wack, that's the only thing that's black scooter |
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When we was on the streets, you was at home on your computer |
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I'ma shoot a diss well like a fist to all these wack groups |
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Rhymes are wack as hell! and they sample wack loops |
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I'm wonderin how the hell they get a deal i still can't see that far |
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I feel like cypress hill, i could just kill an a&r |
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Or whoever's in charge, it surely ain't charles |
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But you ain't g-in hip-hop, cause it's ours |
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'gimme a pound, thank you man' --> tim dog |
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(repeat 4x) |
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It's sick you sick i'm sicker, i flick a flea flicker |
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Think of thati boa constrictor but the venom i inflicta |
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Is stricter, i stick i stick the stinkin to a stunk |
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If soda was a forty dog, then i would be like drunk |
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If if was a fifth i would lift the fifth and a spliff |
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It's not a myth about our dick width, i'm swift and i shoot the |
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Presents |
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In essence count your blessings i got a wessun if you riff |
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I'm a nigga with soullllllllll, my last name should be smith-sonian |
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I'm gassin girls heads, just like petroleum |
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Get em ready to bone me and, then i play custodian |
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And turn off the lights this is the likes of a |
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Ticketing wallowing high jumping radio rumping brother |
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Got seoul like korea gimme an inch i'll take a liter |
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A chick is a chick that's how i treat her |
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Never go pop i'm not a two liter |
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A true leader, don't choose to follow, choose what i swallow |
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Whether water or a beer bottle, of course i play the lotto |
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Wear em? no, share em? a hoe |
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I like the girls the girls i share a life with a bro |
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Cause u-a-c is family, much tighter than foundations |
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That holds up the walls, so you better proceed with caution |
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'gimme a pound, thank you man' |
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'gimme a pound' (4x) |