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[Intro: Sample of "O Canada"] (O Canada! We stand on guard, for thee) (O Canada!) (O Canada!) (O Canada!) (O Canada!) [talking behind Intro: Classified] |
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I told this guy where |
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I was from |
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He said "oh, Canada" |
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Kind of laughed it off, real funny, huh? |
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Yeah, uh, come on |
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One two, one two |
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Mic. check, one two, one two |
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Yeah [Verse 1: Classified] |
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Uh, yeah, from the land of the lost, |
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Trans-Canada cross |
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Patriotic and |
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I honor with my hand on my heart |
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From the greatest of lakes to the greenest of greens |
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To the rockiest mountains and everything in between (Oh, oh), oh |
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Canada, oh you no fan of us ' |
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Cause our movies and |
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TV shows are so amateur? (ha) |
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Yes we laugh it off, that don't really bother me |
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Look we ain't serious unless we really got to be |
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Humorous attitude like |
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Kidz In The |
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Hall Or Jim |
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Carrey, Mike |
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Myers, hell we claimin 'em all |
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It's the great white north, home of the funniest actors (O Canada!) |
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The butt of the joke with an abundance of laughter |
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The red and white flag, keep it high, keep it visual |
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People say |
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Canada and get stereotypical |
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Think we finish every sentence with "buddy" or "bye" |
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And if it ain't that, it's either "dude, " "eh, " or "guy" |
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Canadaka eh, yeah we considerate people |
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And smokin marijuana, we consider it legal |
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Still doin rap like the 1990's |
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But that's how we like it, off time20and grimy [Chorus: Classified ("O Canada! " - repeated in the background)] |
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I know where |
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I'm from and |
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I told ya before |
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North of America, hard to ignore |
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Every time |
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I go away |
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I tell them for sure |
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I'm from Canada, oh-oh-oh |
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Canada Oh |
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Canada, oh-oh-oh |
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Canada I'm from |
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Canada, oh-oh-oh |
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Canada [Break: x4] |
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When Class makes a sick beat, we call it a classic [Verse 2: Classified] |
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I've been around the globe and heard the confusion |
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Honestly a lot of y'all are ignorant and stupid |
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Yes, we have microwaves, |
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TVs and cell phones |
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Unintelligent fuck, we invented the telephone |
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We made Yahtzee, the lightbulb, hockey |
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And bred the greatest players - |
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Gretzky to |
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Crosby We all got at least one drinking buddy |
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And after one drink, all of us think we're funny (O Canada!) |
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Our national mascot's a damn beaver |
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Oh Canada, we love our beaver (O Canada!) |
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Home of Hells |
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Angels and |
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RCMP Home of |
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Gordon Lightfoot and |
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SCTV No doubt, the underground railroad |
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Georges St- |
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Pierre, right here is where he call home |
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Our health care system, y'all know it's free |
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Keep our girls bangin with a full mouth of teeth |
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I won't even get into the music industry |
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They say hip hop is dead, nah it's up north with me |
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I could do this all day, it's a part of my routine |
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But supper's almost done and tonight - poutine! [Chorus: Classified ("O Canada! " - repeated in the background)] |
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I know where |
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I'm from and |
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I told ya before |
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North of America, hard to ignore |
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Every time |
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I go away |
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I tell them for sure |
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I'm from Canada, oh-oh-oh |
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Canada (I'm from the east coast of Canada) |
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O-oh-oh Canada (I'm from the east, east, east coast) |
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Yo-yo, no doubt |
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Yeah I'm from |
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Canada, so sometimes words come out of my mouth like this |
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Get used to it! (O Canada! We stand on guard, for thee!) |
