| Song | Remove For Improvement |
| Artist | Colin Newman |
| Album | The Singing Fish / Not To |
| A reply was not expected | |
| The question was not asked | |
| And then without warning | |
| Glasses were raised in a toast | |
| The guest turned on his shower | |
| After writing a suicide note | |
| And then without warning | |
| Glasses were raised in a toast | |
| A simple act of kindness | |
| Missing a sense of loss | |
| And then without warning | |
| Glasses were raised in a toast | |
| Graced by his presence | |
| A handsome pleasance | |
| A self-conscious past | |
| Some room for improvement | |
| Remove for improvement |