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I was gettin real legless, I was feeling no pain |
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Check'n out all the women play'n barroom games |
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Rating' all the women from on to ten |
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Said 'bartender set them up again' |
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Come on - have a drink on me |
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Cut loose - make that double (free/please?) |
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All right - gonna get me some |
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Oh man, look what just walked in |
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A woman so fine, (calls/cause?) for sexual crime |
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Said "Hey, baby your crib, or mine" |
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She said "Unless you're a star or gotta Ph.D, |
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Or lot's a money, honey don't you talk to me" |
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Come on - give me a break |
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Cut loose - she slapped my face |
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Oh, I knew it was love |
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Well, I backed off |
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All I need is your love |
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Come on, lighten up, baby |
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You gotta give me some, O.K. |
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I just need me some love |
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Asked the another sweetie, "Can I buy you a drink?" |
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Well she ordered everything but the barroom sink |
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So, I figured I got me an investment here |
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When-(wow-OK/WOAH?)., King Kong's double appeared, |
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And he don't share |
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Come on, I did no wrong |
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Cut loose, Oh he slid me down the bar |
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Get down, get back up again |
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Alright, the message is clear |
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Come on, give me a break |
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Come back, she slapped my face |
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Wow, I knew it was love |
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Solo: Dave Meniketti |
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Woke up next morning with a trashcan head |
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When I looked to my left, oh Lord, |
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I wished I was dead |
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There's Frankenstein's daughter all curled up on me |
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I said "I gotta go home, it's an emergency" |
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She said, "But you are home" |
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Come on, blah,blah back, |
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Get down, Oh she blew my head |
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Oh man, never again |
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Cut loose, oh, too, too loose |
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Oh no, Oh, hitting' the floor |
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Alright, I give in |
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Come on baby, let's do it again |
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Come on, one more time baby |
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Wooow! |
