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You need a job so you can make some money |
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You need a nice warm place to stay |
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A sense of humor 'cause life is funny |
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A big stick to keep the wolf away |
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You need a car with good tires on it |
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The right place to eat barbecue |
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A heavy duty set of jumper cables |
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And no holes in you walkin' shoes |
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The main thing you're gonna find you need |
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Is a fertile place to plant your seed, boy [Chorus] |
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You got to find somebody to love you |
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Someone to be there for you night and day |
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Someone to share it with and be part of you |
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Love ain't no good 'til you give it away |
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You got to give it away |
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I recommend you get some life insurance and be prepared to dial 911 |
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Pay close attention to your high blood pressure |
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And stay away from the man with the gun |
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You need a reason to get up in the mornin' |
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Make sure your clock has got a snooze control |
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Be sure you got a place to run for cover ' |
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Cause overnight things can sure get cold |
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You're gonna find that sooner or later |
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You need a common denominator [Repeat Chorus] |