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Help me out! Dig! |
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All I do is grunt and groan |
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Hurts me to walk anywhere |
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Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones |
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He took my trousers off, told me to cough |
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Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss |
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He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss |
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Living with a hernia |
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All the time, such aggravation |
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Living with a hernia |
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Gonna be my ruination |
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Living with a hernia |
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Got to have an operation |
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Feel so old |
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Too much bad pain |
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Good gawd, drives me insane |
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Can't run, barely crawl |
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Got a bulge in my intestinal wall |
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Walk real funny, bless my soul |
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Can't play tennis and it's hard to bowl |
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You can't even do the splits now... Say it! |
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Better call it quits now |
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Now I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow |
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Living with a hernia |
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Hurts me bad in a tender location |
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Living with a hernia |
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Had enough humiliation |
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Living with a hernia |
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Got to have an operation |
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I live with a hernia |
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Can't get up, can't bend over |
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Now I live with a hernia |
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Wait a minute... |
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You may not be familiar with the common types |
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Of hernias that you could get |
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So just settle down, let me clue you in |
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There's incomplete |
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Epigastric |
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Bladder |
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Strangulated |
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Lumbar hernia |
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Richter's hernia |
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Obstructed |
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Inguinal and Direct |
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Living with a hernia...Rupture! |
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I said it's causin' me such irritation |
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Living with a hernia |
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Have to have my medication |
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Living with a hernia |
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I feel bad! |
