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I was there to match my intellect on national TV |
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Against a plumber, oh and an architect, both with a PhD |
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I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn't my night |
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Art Flemming gave the answers |
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Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight |
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I lost on Jeopardy, baby, ooh |
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I lost on Jeopardy, baby, ooh |
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Well, I knew I was in trouble now |
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My hope of winning sank |
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Oh, 'cause I got the Daily Double |
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And then my mind went blank |
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I took Potpourri for one hundred |
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And then my head started to spin |
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Well, I'm given up Don Pardo |
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Just tell me now what I didn't win, yeah, yeah |
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I lost on Jeopardy, baby, ooh |
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I lost on Jeopardy, baby, ooh |
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[Spoken] |
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That's right Al -- you lost. |
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And let me tell you what you didn't win: a twenty set volume of the Encyclopedia International, |
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a case of Turtle Wax, and a years supply of Rice-A-Roni, the San Fransisco treat. |
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But that's not all, you also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people. |
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You brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come. |
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You don't get to come back tomorrow. |
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You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game. |
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You're a complete loser! |
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Don't know what I was thinkin' of |
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I guess I just wasn't to bright |
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Well, I sure hope I do better |
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Next weekend on the Price Is Right-ight-ight |
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I lost on Jeopardy, baby, ooh |
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I lost on Jeopardy, baby, ooh |
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I lost on Jeopardy, baby |