Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me

Song Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me
Artist Weird Al Yankovic
Album Alpocalypse

Lyrics

Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass
And there's no way we're gonna slow it down.
You say, "We've got to treasure each moment."
Who knows how long we're gonna be around?
Yeah, you keep on telling me life is short,
And it's hard to disagree with what you say.
But, if time is so precious why you wastin' mine?
Cause I'm always reading; always deleting
Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way!
Every stupid hoax, all those corny jokes,
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me.Well I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns,
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me.No, it isn't
OK if you brighten my day
With some cut and pasted hackneyed
Hallmark poetry.
And I didn't request a personality test.
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
MeYou're sending virus laden mail with log-in attachments
To every single person you know.
You pass around a link to some dumb thing on
You TubeThat everybody else already saw 3 years ago.
And wacky, badly, photoshoped billboards were never that amusing to me.
And I just can't believe you believe those urban legends
But I have high hopes, someone'll point you towards
SnopesAnd debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly.
No, I don't want a bowl of chicken soup for the soul.
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me.Send more top ten lists and
I'll slash my wrists
Please, Stop
Forwarding
That Crap to
MeWell I'm sorry
I can't accept your paranoid rant
And I don't want the
Nieman-Marcus cookie recipe.
Won't you kindly refrain, 'cause it's hurting my brain.
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
MeLike glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebodies cat!
Now tell me, in what alternate reality would
I care about something like that????
And, by the way, your quotes from
George Carlin aren't really
George Carlin!
Mr. Rogers never fought the
Viet Cong!
And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing.
And I highly doubt some dead girl's gonna kill me if
I don't pass your letter along!!
Well I know you're wishin'
I will sign your petition,
But, Stop
Forwarding
That Crap to
Me.And I don't wanna read your series of conspiracy theories,
Just Stop
Forwarding
That Crap to
Me.And your 2 million loser friends all have my address now
Cause you never figured out the way to
BCC!Now, I got to insist..
TAKE ME OF
F OF YOUR
LIST!Stop
Forwarding
That Crap to
MeStop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me.Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me.Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me.Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. (Just stop it now.)
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. (Oh, nooo)
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me.Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. (I can't take it!)
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. (Ah, Please!)
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me.Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. (You gotta stop!)
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. (Right NOW!)
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me.Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. (I'm not kidding!)
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me.(At the risk of being slightly repetitious gonna ask you now to STOP!)
STOP! (Sending me that)
CRAP! (I don't want it!)
DON'T SEND
IT TO ME!!
DON'T SEND
IT TO ME!!!!
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. (JUST STOP!)
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. (Ohhh)
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me.To me… ohhhh, ohhhh, ahhhh……...

Pinyin

Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass
And there' s no way we' re gonna slow it down.
You say, " We' ve got to treasure each moment."
Who knows how long we' re gonna be around?
Yeah, you keep on telling me life is short,
And it' s hard to disagree with what you say.
But, if time is so precious why you wastin' mine?
Cause I' m always reading always deleting
Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way!
Every stupid hoax, all those corny jokes,
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. Well I don' t need tons of cringe inducing puns,
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. No, it isn' t
OK if you brighten my day
With some cut and pasted hackneyed
Hallmark poetry.
And I didn' t request a personality test.
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
MeYou' re sending virus laden mail with login attachments
To every single person you know.
You pass around a link to some dumb thing on
You TubeThat everybody else already saw 3 years ago.
And wacky, badly, photoshoped billboards were never that amusing to me.
And I just can' t believe you believe those urban legends
But I have high hopes, someone' ll point you towards
SnopesAnd debunk that crazy junk you' re spewing constantly.
No, I don' t want a bowl of chicken soup for the soul.
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. Send more top ten lists and
I' ll slash my wrists
Please, Stop
Forwarding
That Crap to
MeWell I' m sorry
I can' t accept your paranoid rant
And I don' t want the
NiemanMarcus cookie recipe.
Won' t you kindly refrain, ' cause it' s hurting my brain.
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
MeLike glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebodies cat!
Now tell me, in what alternate reality would
I care about something like that????
And, by the way, your quotes from
George Carlin aren' t really
George Carlin!
Mr. Rogers never fought the
Viet Cong!
And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing.
And I highly doubt some dead girl' s gonna kill me if
I don' t pass your letter along!!
Well I know you' re wishin'
I will sign your petition,
But, Stop
Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. And I don' t wanna read your series of conspiracy theories,
Just Stop
Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. And your 2 million loser friends all have my address now
Cause you never figured out the way to
BCC! Now, I got to insist..
TAKE ME OF
F OF YOUR
LIST! Stop
Forwarding
That Crap to
MeStop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. Just stop it now.
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. Oh, nooo
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. I can' t take it!
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. Ah, Please!
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. You gotta stop!
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. Right NOW!
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. I' m not kidding!
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. At the risk of being slightly repetitious gonna ask you now to STOP!
STOP! Sending me that
CRAP! I don' t want it!
DON' T SEND
IT TO ME!!
DON' T SEND
IT TO ME!!!!
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. JUST STOP!
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. Ohhh
Stop Forwarding
That Crap to
Me. To me ohhhh, ohhhh, ahhhh...