Party in the CIA

Party in the CIA

Song Party in the CIA
Artist Weird Al Yankovic
Album Alpocalypse

Lyrics

[00:10.12] I moved out to Langley recently
[00:12.12] With a plain and simple dream
[00:14.99] Wanna infiltrate some Third World place
[00:17.24] And topple their regime
[00:19.87] Those men in black with their matching suitcases
[00:22.62] Where everything's on a need-to-know basis
[00:25.31] Agents got that swagger
[00:27.49] Everyone's so cloak and dagger
[00:30.43] I'm feeling nervous, but I'm really kind of wishin'
[00:32.80] For an undercover mission
[00:34.68] That's when the red alert came on the radio
[00:37.12] And I put my earpiece on
[00:39.74] Got my dark sunglasses on
[00:42.18] And I had my weapon drawn
[00:44.37] So I get my handcuffs, my cyanide pills
[00:47.43] My classified dossier
[00:49.93] Tappin' the phones like, yeah
[00:52.56] Shreddin' the files like, yeah
[00:54.74] I memorized all the enemy spies
[00:57.24] I gotta neutralize today
[00:59.93] Yeah, it's a party in the CIA
[01:05.12] Yeah, it's a party in the CIA
[01:10.50] I've done a couple of crazy things
[01:12.18] That have almost gotten me dismissed
[01:14.87] Like terminate some head of state
[01:17.18] Who wasn't even on my list
[01:20.25] Burn that microfilm, buddy, will you?
[01:22.68] I'd tell you why, but then I'd have to kill you
[01:25.31] You need a quickie confession?
[01:27.56] We'll start a waterboarding session
[01:30.18] No hurry on this South American dictator
[01:32.81] I'll assassinate him later
[01:34.68] That's when he walked right in my laser sights
[01:37.12] And my silencer was on
[01:39.62] And my silencer was on
[01:42.18] And another target's gone
[01:44.31] Yeah, we got our black ops all over the world
[01:47.25] From Kazakhstan to Bombay
[01:50.06] Payin' the bribes like, yeah
[01:52.81] Pluggin' the leaks like, yeah
[01:54.75] Interrogating the scum of the Earth
[01:57.44] We'll break 'em by the break of day
[01:60.00] Yeah, it's a party in the CIA
[02:05.00] Yeah, it's a party in the CIA
[02:10.87] Need a country destabilized?
[02:15.62] Look no further, we're your guys
[02:20.56] We've got snazzy suits and ties
[02:24.87] And a better dental plan than the FBI's
[02:29.44] Better put your hands up and get in the van
[02:32.25] Or else you'll get blown away
[02:35.00] Stagin' a coup like, yeah
[02:37.50] Brainwashin' moles like, yeah
[02:39.69] We only torture the folks we don't like
[02:42.31] You're probably gonna be okay
[02:45.06] Yeah, it's a party in the CIA
[02:50.13] Yeah, it's a party in the CIA