Song | Perform This Way |
Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
Album | Alpocalypse |
My mama told me when | |
I was hatched | |
Act like a superstar | |
Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress | |
And someday you will go far | |
Now on red carpets, well, | |
I'm hard to miss | |
The press follows everywhere | |
I goI'll poke your eye out with a dress like this | |
Back off and enjoy the show | |
I'm sure my critics will say it's a grotesque display | |
Well, they can bite me, baby, | |
I perform this way | |
I might be wearin' | |
Swiss cheese or maybe covered with bees | |
It doesn't mean | |
I'm crazy, | |
I perform this way, form this way | |
Ooo, my little monsters pay, lots 'cause | |
I perform this way | |
Baby, I perform this way, form this way | |
Ooo, don't worry, | |
I'm okay, hey, | |
I just perform this way | |
I'm not crazy, | |
I perform this way | |
I'll be a troll or evil queen | |
I'll be a human jelly bean' | |
Cause every day is | |
HalloweenFor me | |
I'm so completely original | |
My new look is all the rage | |
I'll wrap my small intestines 'round my neck | |
And set fire to myself on stage | |
I'll wear a porcupine on my head | |
On a W-H-I- | |
MAnd for no reason now | |
I'll sing in | |
FrenchExcusez-moi, qui a pété? | |
Got my straight jacket today, it's made of gold lamé | |
No, not because | |
I'm crazy, | |
I perform this way | |
I strap my rib to my feet, cover myself with raw meat | |
I'll bet you've never seen a skirt steak worn this way | |
Don't be offended when you see | |
My latest pop monstrosity | |
I'm strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre | |
I'm Frankenstein, | |
I'm Avatar | |
There's nothing too embarrassing | |
I'll honestly do anything | |
But wear white after | |
Labor Day' | |
Cause baby, | |
I perform this way | |
Hope you won't think it's cliché if | |
I go nude today | |
Don't call the cops now, baby, | |
I perform this way | |
No reason | |
I should regret all the attention | |
I getI'm not completely crazy, | |
I perform this way, yeah | |
I perform this way, hey, | |
I perform this way, hey | |
I'm always deviating from the norm this way, hey | |
I perform this way, hey, | |
I perform this way, hey | |
I'm really not insane, | |
I just perform this way, hey |
My mama told me when | |
I was hatched | |
Act like a superstar | |
Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress | |
And someday you will go far | |
Now on red carpets, well, | |
I' m hard to miss | |
The press follows everywhere | |
I goI' ll poke your eye out with a dress like this | |
Back off and enjoy the show | |
I' m sure my critics will say it' s a grotesque display | |
Well, they can bite me, baby, | |
I perform this way | |
I might be wearin' | |
Swiss cheese or maybe covered with bees | |
It doesn' t mean | |
I' m crazy, | |
I perform this way, form this way | |
Ooo, my little monsters pay, lots ' cause | |
I perform this way | |
Baby, I perform this way, form this way | |
Ooo, don' t worry, | |
I' m okay, hey, | |
I just perform this way | |
I' m not crazy, | |
I perform this way | |
I' ll be a troll or evil queen | |
I' ll be a human jelly bean' | |
Cause every day is | |
HalloweenFor me | |
I' m so completely original | |
My new look is all the rage | |
I' ll wrap my small intestines ' round my neck | |
And set fire to myself on stage | |
I' ll wear a porcupine on my head | |
On a WHI | |
MAnd for no reason now | |
I' ll sing in | |
FrenchExcusezmoi, qui a pé té? | |
Got my straight jacket today, it' s made of gold lamé | |
No, not because | |
I' m crazy, | |
I perform this way | |
I strap my rib to my feet, cover myself with raw meat | |
I' ll bet you' ve never seen a skirt steak worn this way | |
Don' t be offended when you see | |
My latest pop monstrosity | |
I' m strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre | |
I' m Frankenstein, | |
I' m Avatar | |
There' s nothing too embarrassing | |
I' ll honestly do anything | |
But wear white after | |
Labor Day' | |
Cause baby, | |
I perform this way | |
Hope you won' t think it' s cliché if | |
I go nude today | |
Don' t call the cops now, baby, | |
I perform this way | |
No reason | |
I should regret all the attention | |
I getI' m not completely crazy, | |
I perform this way, yeah | |
I perform this way, hey, | |
I perform this way, hey | |
I' m always deviating from the norm this way, hey | |
I perform this way, hey, | |
I perform this way, hey | |
I' m really not insane, | |
I just perform this way, hey |