Perform This Way Lyrics
| Song | Perform This Way |
| Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
| Album | Alpocalypse |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| My mama told me when | |
| I was hatched | |
| Act like a superstar | |
| Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress | |
| And someday you will go far | |
| Now on red carpets, well, | |
| I'm hard to miss | |
| The press follows everywhere | |
| I goI'll poke your eye out with a dress like this | |
| Back off and enjoy the show | |
| I'm sure my critics will say it's a grotesque display | |
| Well, they can bite me, baby, | |
| I perform this way | |
| I might be wearin' | |
| Swiss cheese or maybe covered with bees | |
| It doesn't mean | |
| I'm crazy, | |
| I perform this way, form this way | |
| Ooo, my little monsters pay, lots 'cause | |
| I perform this way | |
| Baby, I perform this way, form this way | |
| Ooo, don't worry, | |
| I'm okay, hey, | |
| I just perform this way | |
| I'm not crazy, | |
| I perform this way | |
| I'll be a troll or evil queen | |
| I'll be a human jelly bean' | |
| Cause every day is | |
| HalloweenFor me | |
| I'm so completely original | |
| My new look is all the rage | |
| I'll wrap my small intestines 'round my neck | |
| And set fire to myself on stage | |
| I'll wear a porcupine on my head | |
| On a W-H-I- | |
| MAnd for no reason now | |
| I'll sing in | |
| FrenchExcusez-moi, qui a pété? | |
| Got my straight jacket today, it's made of gold lamé | |
| No, not because | |
| I'm crazy, | |
| I perform this way | |
| I strap my rib to my feet, cover myself with raw meat | |
| I'll bet you've never seen a skirt steak worn this way | |
| Don't be offended when you see | |
| My latest pop monstrosity | |
| I'm strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre | |
| I'm Frankenstein, | |
| I'm Avatar | |
| There's nothing too embarrassing | |
| I'll honestly do anything | |
| But wear white after | |
| Labor Day' | |
| Cause baby, | |
| I perform this way | |
| Hope you won't think it's cliché if | |
| I go nude today | |
| Don't call the cops now, baby, | |
| I perform this way | |
| No reason | |
| I should regret all the attention | |
| I getI'm not completely crazy, | |
| I perform this way, yeah | |
| I perform this way, hey, | |
| I perform this way, hey | |
| I'm always deviating from the norm this way, hey | |
| I perform this way, hey, | |
| I perform this way, hey | |
| I'm really not insane, | |
| I just perform this way, hey |
| My mama told me when | |
| I was hatched | |
| Act like a superstar | |
| Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress | |
| And someday you will go far | |
| Now on red carpets, well, | |
| I' m hard to miss | |
| The press follows everywhere | |
| I goI' ll poke your eye out with a dress like this | |
| Back off and enjoy the show | |
| I' m sure my critics will say it' s a grotesque display | |
| Well, they can bite me, baby, | |
| I perform this way | |
| I might be wearin' | |
| Swiss cheese or maybe covered with bees | |
| It doesn' t mean | |
| I' m crazy, | |
| I perform this way, form this way | |
| Ooo, my little monsters pay, lots ' cause | |
| I perform this way | |
| Baby, I perform this way, form this way | |
| Ooo, don' t worry, | |
| I' m okay, hey, | |
| I just perform this way | |
| I' m not crazy, | |
| I perform this way | |
| I' ll be a troll or evil queen | |
| I' ll be a human jelly bean' | |
| Cause every day is | |
| HalloweenFor me | |
| I' m so completely original | |
| My new look is all the rage | |
| I' ll wrap my small intestines ' round my neck | |
| And set fire to myself on stage | |
| I' ll wear a porcupine on my head | |
| On a WHI | |
| MAnd for no reason now | |
| I' ll sing in | |
| FrenchExcusezmoi, qui a pe te? | |
| Got my straight jacket today, it' s made of gold lame | |
| No, not because | |
| I' m crazy, | |
| I perform this way | |
| I strap my rib to my feet, cover myself with raw meat | |
| I' ll bet you' ve never seen a skirt steak worn this way | |
| Don' t be offended when you see | |
| My latest pop monstrosity | |
| I' m strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre | |
| I' m Frankenstein, | |
| I' m Avatar | |
| There' s nothing too embarrassing | |
| I' ll honestly do anything | |
| But wear white after | |
| Labor Day' | |
| Cause baby, | |
| I perform this way | |
| Hope you won' t think it' s cliche if | |
| I go nude today | |
| Don' t call the cops now, baby, | |
| I perform this way | |
| No reason | |
| I should regret all the attention | |
| I getI' m not completely crazy, | |
| I perform this way, yeah | |
| I perform this way, hey, | |
| I perform this way, hey | |
| I' m always deviating from the norm this way, hey | |
| I perform this way, hey, | |
| I perform this way, hey | |
| I' m really not insane, | |
| I just perform this way, hey |
| My mama told me when | |
| I was hatched | |
| Act like a superstar | |
| Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress | |
| And someday you will go far | |
| Now on red carpets, well, | |
| I' m hard to miss | |
| The press follows everywhere | |
| I goI' ll poke your eye out with a dress like this | |
| Back off and enjoy the show | |
| I' m sure my critics will say it' s a grotesque display | |
| Well, they can bite me, baby, | |
| I perform this way | |
| I might be wearin' | |
| Swiss cheese or maybe covered with bees | |
| It doesn' t mean | |
| I' m crazy, | |
| I perform this way, form this way | |
| Ooo, my little monsters pay, lots ' cause | |
| I perform this way | |
| Baby, I perform this way, form this way | |
| Ooo, don' t worry, | |
| I' m okay, hey, | |
| I just perform this way | |
| I' m not crazy, | |
| I perform this way | |
| I' ll be a troll or evil queen | |
| I' ll be a human jelly bean' | |
| Cause every day is | |
| HalloweenFor me | |
| I' m so completely original | |
| My new look is all the rage | |
| I' ll wrap my small intestines ' round my neck | |
| And set fire to myself on stage | |
| I' ll wear a porcupine on my head | |
| On a WHI | |
| MAnd for no reason now | |
| I' ll sing in | |
| FrenchExcusezmoi, qui a pé té? | |
| Got my straight jacket today, it' s made of gold lamé | |
| No, not because | |
| I' m crazy, | |
| I perform this way | |
| I strap my rib to my feet, cover myself with raw meat | |
| I' ll bet you' ve never seen a skirt steak worn this way | |
| Don' t be offended when you see | |
| My latest pop monstrosity | |
| I' m strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre | |
| I' m Frankenstein, | |
| I' m Avatar | |
| There' s nothing too embarrassing | |
| I' ll honestly do anything | |
| But wear white after | |
| Labor Day' | |
| Cause baby, | |
| I perform this way | |
| Hope you won' t think it' s cliché if | |
| I go nude today | |
| Don' t call the cops now, baby, | |
| I perform this way | |
| No reason | |
| I should regret all the attention | |
| I getI' m not completely crazy, | |
| I perform this way, yeah | |
| I perform this way, hey, | |
| I perform this way, hey | |
| I' m always deviating from the norm this way, hey | |
| I perform this way, hey, | |
| I perform this way, hey | |
| I' m really not insane, | |
| I just perform this way, hey |
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