A Complicated Song

Song A Complicated Song
Artist Weird Al Yankovic
Album Poodle Hat

Lyrics

[00:00.00] 作词 : Alspach, Christy, Edwards ...
[00:05.10] Uh huh, extra cheese.
[00:07.22] Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me
[00:12.53] Pizza party at your house,
[00:15.32] I went just to check it out.
[00:18.27] 19 extra larges,
[00:20.70] What a shame, no one came.
[00:24.07] Just us, eatin' all alone,
[00:27.00] You said take the pizza home.
[00:30.05] No sense lettin' all this go to waste,
[00:33.78] So then I faced
[00:35.48] Pizza all day, and everyday, there's cheese round the clock,
[00:39.73] It's gettin' me blocked, And I sure don't care, for irregularity.
[00:45.91] Tell me,
[00:47.04] Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
[00:51.39] Cos' right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated,
[00:57.41] In the bathroom.
[00:59.13] I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I
[01:04.71] Oh, should've taken laxatives or had my colon irrigated.
[01:09.78] No, no, no.
[01:13.28] I was feelin' pretty down,
[01:16.81] 'Til my girlfriend came around.
[01:19.61] We're just so alike in every way, I gotta say.
[01:25.23] In fact, I just thought I might,
[01:31.51] I was kissing her so tenderly,
[01:35.13] But woe is me.
[01:36.76] Who would have guessed, her family crest.
[01:39.59] I suddenly spy, tattoo'd on her thigh.
[01:42.56] And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me.
[01:47.40] Tell me.
[01:52.35] Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated.
[01:58.58] What to do now?
[02:00.43] Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes,
[02:05.88] And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated.
[02:10.31] No, no, no.
[02:22.94] Ooh, I had so much on my mind,
[02:26.81] I thought maybe I'd unwind.
[02:29.70] Try out that new roller coaster ride,
[02:33.73] And the guide...
[02:41.30] I got on my feet,
[02:45.32] Tell me.
[02:51.20] This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it.
[02:57.02] It's such a drag now.
[02:59.12] I can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't belch or
[03:03.99] Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated.
[03:08.68] Oh no!
[03:14.55] I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated.
[03:19.92] What a bummer.
[03:21.91] I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze.
[03:24.57] But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now.
[03:27.75] Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated.
[03:32.08] No, no, no.

Pinyin

[00:00.00] zuò cí : Alspach, Christy, Edwards ...
[00:05.10] Uh huh, extra cheese.
[00:07.22] Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me
[00:12.53] Pizza party at your house,
[00:15.32] I went just to check it out.
[00:18.27] 19 extra larges,
[00:20.70] What a shame, no one came.
[00:24.07] Just us, eatin' all alone,
[00:27.00] You said take the pizza home.
[00:30.05] No sense lettin' all this go to waste,
[00:33.78] So then I faced
[00:35.48] Pizza all day, and everyday, there' s cheese round the clock,
[00:39.73] It' s gettin' me blocked, And I sure don' t care, for irregularity.
[00:45.91] Tell me,
[00:47.04] Why' d you have to go and make me so constipated?
[00:51.39] Cos' right now I' d do anything to just get my bowels evacuated,
[00:57.41] In the bathroom.
[00:59.13] I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I
[01:04.71] Oh, should' ve taken laxatives or had my colon irrigated.
[01:09.78] No, no, no.
[01:13.28] I was feelin' pretty down,
[01:16.81] ' Til my girlfriend came around.
[01:19.61] We' re just so alike in every way, I gotta say.
[01:25.23] In fact, I just thought I might,
[01:31.51] I was kissing her so tenderly,
[01:35.13] But woe is me.
[01:36.76] Who would have guessed, her family crest.
[01:39.59] I suddenly spy, tattoo' d on her thigh.
[01:42.56] And son of a gun, it' s just like the one on me.
[01:47.40] Tell me.
[01:52.35] Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated.
[01:58.58] What to do now?
[02:00.43] Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes,
[02:05.88] And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated.
[02:10.31] No, no, no.
[02:22.94] Ooh, I had so much on my mind,
[02:26.81] I thought maybe I' d unwind.
[02:29.70] Try out that new roller coaster ride,
[02:33.73] And the guide...
[02:41.30] I got on my feet,
[02:45.32] Tell me.
[02:51.20] This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it.
[02:57.02] It' s such a drag now.
[02:59.12] I can' t eat, I can' t breathe, I can' t snore, I can' t belch or
[03:03.99] Can' t spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated.
[03:08.68] Oh no!
[03:14.55] I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated.
[03:19.92] What a bummer.
[03:21.91] I can' t blink, I can' t cough, I can' t sneeze.
[03:24.57] But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now.
[03:27.75] Haven' t been the same since my head and I were separated.
[03:32.08] No, no, no.