Song | Wanna B Ur Lovr |
Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
Album | Poodle Hat |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
作词 : Yankovich | |
I don't have a library card | |
But do you mind if | |
I check you out? | |
I like your skeletal structure, baby | |
You're an | |
Ectomorph, no doubt | |
Your face is real symmetrical | |
And your nostrils are so nice | |
I wish that | |
I was cross-eyed, girl | |
So I could see you twice | |
Girl, you smell like fritos | |
That's why | |
I'm giving you this hungry stare | |
You're so hot, you're gonna melt | |
The elastic in my underwear | |
I'll bet you're magically delicious | |
Like a bowl of lucky charms | |
You'd look like | |
Venus De Milo | |
If I just cut off your arms | |
What I'm trying to say is | |
I wanna be your lover, baby | |
I need somebody to love | |
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby | |
Now, I need somebody to love | |
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo | |
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo | |
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo | |
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo | |
Do you believe in love at first sight | |
Or should | |
I walk by again? | |
My love for you'd like diarrhea | |
I just can't hold it in | |
Stop, drop and roll now' | |
Cause baby, you're on fire | |
I'll bet your outfit | |
Makes a lot of noise in the drier | |
You're absolutely perfect | |
Don't speak now, you might spoil it | |
Your eyes are even bluer | |
Than the water in my toilet | |
Say, has anyone ever told you | |
You've got | |
Yugoslavian hands? | |
No, of course not, that would be stupid | |
Just forget | |
I ever brought it up | |
The point | |
I'm trying to make is | |
I wanna be your lover, baby | |
I need somebody to love | |
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby | |
Now, I need somebody to love | |
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo | |
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo | |
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo | |
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo | |
I wanna be your | |
KrakatoaLet my lava flow all over you | |
I wanna be your anaconda | |
And your heat-seeking missile too | |
I wanna be your beef burrito | |
Am I making this perfectly clear? | |
I wanna be your love torpedo | |
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here? | |
I hope I'm not being forward | |
But do you mind if | |
I chew on your butt? | |
You can tell me truthfully | |
Am I a steaming hunk of love now, or what? | |
There just aren't enough o's in smooth | |
To describe how smooth | |
I amMaybe you've seen my picture | |
It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!" | |
My lips are registered weapons | |
Can I invade your personal space? | |
You must have fallen from | |
HeavenThat would explain how you messed up your face | |
Well, how'd you get through security?' | |
Cause, baby, you're the bomb | |
I'd like to take you home right now | |
So you can meet my | |
MomBecause | |
II wanna be your lover, baby | |
I need somebody to love | |
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby | |
Now, I need somebody to love | |
Girl, you must be | |
JamaicanBecause | |
Jamaican me crazy | |
Girl, you must be | |
JamaicanBecause | |
Jamaican me crazy | |
I wanna be your lover, baby | |
I need somebody to love | |
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby | |
Now, I need somebody to love... |
zuo ci : Yankovich | |
I don' t have a library card | |
But do you mind if | |
I check you out? | |
I like your skeletal structure, baby | |
You' re an | |
Ectomorph, no doubt | |
Your face is real symmetrical | |
And your nostrils are so nice | |
I wish that | |
I was crosseyed, girl | |
So I could see you twice | |
Girl, you smell like fritos | |
That' s why | |
I' m giving you this hungry stare | |
You' re so hot, you' re gonna melt | |
The elastic in my underwear | |
I' ll bet you' re magically delicious | |
Like a bowl of lucky charms | |
You' d look like | |
Venus De Milo | |
If I just cut off your arms | |
What I' m trying to say is | |
I wanna be your lover, baby | |
I need somebody to love | |
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby | |
Now, I need somebody to love | |
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo | |
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo | |
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo | |
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo | |
Do you believe in love at first sight | |
Or should | |
I walk by again? | |
My love for you' d like diarrhea | |
I just can' t hold it in | |
Stop, drop and roll now' | |
Cause baby, you' re on fire | |
I' ll bet your outfit | |
Makes a lot of noise in the drier | |
You' re absolutely perfect | |
Don' t speak now, you might spoil it | |
Your eyes are even bluer | |
Than the water in my toilet | |
Say, has anyone ever told you | |
You' ve got | |
Yugoslavian hands? | |
No, of course not, that would be stupid | |
Just forget | |
I ever brought it up | |
The point | |
I' m trying to make is | |
I wanna be your lover, baby | |
I need somebody to love | |
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby | |
Now, I need somebody to love | |
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo | |
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo | |
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo | |
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo | |
I wanna be your | |
KrakatoaLet my lava flow all over you | |
I wanna be your anaconda | |
And your heatseeking missile too | |
I wanna be your beef burrito | |
Am I making this perfectly clear? | |
I wanna be your love torpedo | |
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here? | |
I hope I' m not being forward | |
But do you mind if | |
I chew on your butt? | |
You can tell me truthfully | |
Am I a steaming hunk of love now, or what? | |
There just aren' t enough o' s in smooth | |
To describe how smooth | |
I amMaybe you' ve seen my picture | |
It' s in the dictionary under " Kablaam!" | |
My lips are registered weapons | |
Can I invade your personal space? | |
You must have fallen from | |
HeavenThat would explain how you messed up your face | |
Well, how' d you get through security?' | |
Cause, baby, you' re the bomb | |
I' d like to take you home right now | |
So you can meet my | |
MomBecause | |
II wanna be your lover, baby | |
I need somebody to love | |
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby | |
Now, I need somebody to love | |
Girl, you must be | |
JamaicanBecause | |
Jamaican me crazy | |
Girl, you must be | |
JamaicanBecause | |
Jamaican me crazy | |
I wanna be your lover, baby | |
I need somebody to love | |
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby | |
Now, I need somebody to love... |
zuò cí : Yankovich | |
I don' t have a library card | |
But do you mind if | |
I check you out? | |
I like your skeletal structure, baby | |
You' re an | |
Ectomorph, no doubt | |
Your face is real symmetrical | |
And your nostrils are so nice | |
I wish that | |
I was crosseyed, girl | |
So I could see you twice | |
Girl, you smell like fritos | |
That' s why | |
I' m giving you this hungry stare | |
You' re so hot, you' re gonna melt | |
The elastic in my underwear | |
I' ll bet you' re magically delicious | |
Like a bowl of lucky charms | |
You' d look like | |
Venus De Milo | |
If I just cut off your arms | |
What I' m trying to say is | |
I wanna be your lover, baby | |
I need somebody to love | |
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby | |
Now, I need somebody to love | |
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo | |
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo | |
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo | |
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo | |
Do you believe in love at first sight | |
Or should | |
I walk by again? | |
My love for you' d like diarrhea | |
I just can' t hold it in | |
Stop, drop and roll now' | |
Cause baby, you' re on fire | |
I' ll bet your outfit | |
Makes a lot of noise in the drier | |
You' re absolutely perfect | |
Don' t speak now, you might spoil it | |
Your eyes are even bluer | |
Than the water in my toilet | |
Say, has anyone ever told you | |
You' ve got | |
Yugoslavian hands? | |
No, of course not, that would be stupid | |
Just forget | |
I ever brought it up | |
The point | |
I' m trying to make is | |
I wanna be your lover, baby | |
I need somebody to love | |
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby | |
Now, I need somebody to love | |
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo | |
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo | |
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo | |
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo | |
I wanna be your | |
KrakatoaLet my lava flow all over you | |
I wanna be your anaconda | |
And your heatseeking missile too | |
I wanna be your beef burrito | |
Am I making this perfectly clear? | |
I wanna be your love torpedo | |
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here? | |
I hope I' m not being forward | |
But do you mind if | |
I chew on your butt? | |
You can tell me truthfully | |
Am I a steaming hunk of love now, or what? | |
There just aren' t enough o' s in smooth | |
To describe how smooth | |
I amMaybe you' ve seen my picture | |
It' s in the dictionary under " Kablaam!" | |
My lips are registered weapons | |
Can I invade your personal space? | |
You must have fallen from | |
HeavenThat would explain how you messed up your face | |
Well, how' d you get through security?' | |
Cause, baby, you' re the bomb | |
I' d like to take you home right now | |
So you can meet my | |
MomBecause | |
II wanna be your lover, baby | |
I need somebody to love | |
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby | |
Now, I need somebody to love | |
Girl, you must be | |
JamaicanBecause | |
Jamaican me crazy | |
Girl, you must be | |
JamaicanBecause | |
Jamaican me crazy | |
I wanna be your lover, baby | |
I need somebody to love | |
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby | |
Now, I need somebody to love... |