| Song | Grapefruit Diet |
| Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
| Album | Running with Scissors |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Perry, Yankovic | |
| Who's that waddlin' down the street | |
| It's just me 'cause | |
| I love to eat | |
| Fudge and twinkies and deviled ham | |
| Who's real flabby, yes, | |
| I amEvery picture of me's gotta be an aerial view | |
| Now my doctor tells me, there's just one thing left to do | |
| Grapefruit diet, throw out the pizza and beer(Diet) | |
| Grapefruit diet, oh, forget those jelly donuts out of here(Diet) | |
| Grapefruit diet, might seem a little severe(Diet) | |
| Grapefruit diet, | |
| I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear, blow, fatty(Diet) | |
| Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce | |
| Made sumo wrestlers look like | |
| Kate MossWalked down an alley and | |
| I got stuck | |
| I got more rolls than a pastry truck | |
| When I'm all done eating, | |
| I eat a little more | |
| When I leave a room, first | |
| I gotta grease the door | |
| Grapefruit diet, can't have another eclair(Diet) | |
| Grapefruit diet, | |
| I gotta decrease my derriere(Diet) | |
| I'm on a Grapefruit diet | |
| I'm on a Grapefruit diet | |
| I'm on a Grapefruit diet | |
| No more pie now, no more creme brulee | |
| Lay off the gravy and souffle | |
| No French fries now, no ice cream parfait | |
| Mr. Cheese | |
| Nacho, stay away | |
| Oh, I think | |
| I'd sell my soul for a triple patty melt | |
| But I need a boomerang when | |
| I put on my belt | |
| Grapefruit diet, lay off the 3 | |
| Musketeers(Diet) | |
| Grapefruit diet, until my big booty disappears(Diet) | |
| Grapefruit diet, | |
| I eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears(Diet) | |
| Grapefruit diet 'cause | |
| I haven't seen my feet in years(Diet) | |
| I'm on a Grapefruit diet | |
| I'm on a Grapefruit diet | |
| I'm on a Grapefruit diet | |
| I think I'm about ready for a | |
| Quarter Pounder with extra cheese | |
| I need a side order of onion rings and don't fet to super-size that, yeah |
| zuo ci : Perry, Yankovic | |
| Who' s that waddlin' down the street | |
| It' s just me ' cause | |
| I love to eat | |
| Fudge and twinkies and deviled ham | |
| Who' s real flabby, yes, | |
| I amEvery picture of me' s gotta be an aerial view | |
| Now my doctor tells me, there' s just one thing left to do | |
| Grapefruit diet, throw out the pizza and beer Diet | |
| Grapefruit diet, oh, forget those jelly donuts out of here Diet | |
| Grapefruit diet, might seem a little severe Diet | |
| Grapefruit diet, | |
| I' m gettin' tired of my big fat rear, blow, fatty Diet | |
| Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce | |
| Made sumo wrestlers look like | |
| Kate MossWalked down an alley and | |
| I got stuck | |
| I got more rolls than a pastry truck | |
| When I' m all done eating, | |
| I eat a little more | |
| When I leave a room, first | |
| I gotta grease the door | |
| Grapefruit diet, can' t have another eclair Diet | |
| Grapefruit diet, | |
| I gotta decrease my derriere Diet | |
| I' m on a Grapefruit diet | |
| I' m on a Grapefruit diet | |
| I' m on a Grapefruit diet | |
| No more pie now, no more creme brulee | |
| Lay off the gravy and souffle | |
| No French fries now, no ice cream parfait | |
| Mr. Cheese | |
| Nacho, stay away | |
| Oh, I think | |
| I' d sell my soul for a triple patty melt | |
| But I need a boomerang when | |
| I put on my belt | |
| Grapefruit diet, lay off the 3 | |
| Musketeers Diet | |
| Grapefruit diet, until my big booty disappears Diet | |
| Grapefruit diet, | |
| I eat ' em till they' re comin' out of my ears Diet | |
| Grapefruit diet ' cause | |
| I haven' t seen my feet in years Diet | |
| I' m on a Grapefruit diet | |
| I' m on a Grapefruit diet | |
| I' m on a Grapefruit diet | |
| I think I' m about ready for a | |
| Quarter Pounder with extra cheese | |
| I need a side order of onion rings and don' t fet to supersize that, yeah |
| zuò cí : Perry, Yankovic | |
| Who' s that waddlin' down the street | |
| It' s just me ' cause | |
| I love to eat | |
| Fudge and twinkies and deviled ham | |
| Who' s real flabby, yes, | |
| I amEvery picture of me' s gotta be an aerial view | |
| Now my doctor tells me, there' s just one thing left to do | |
| Grapefruit diet, throw out the pizza and beer Diet | |
| Grapefruit diet, oh, forget those jelly donuts out of here Diet | |
| Grapefruit diet, might seem a little severe Diet | |
| Grapefruit diet, | |
| I' m gettin' tired of my big fat rear, blow, fatty Diet | |
| Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce | |
| Made sumo wrestlers look like | |
| Kate MossWalked down an alley and | |
| I got stuck | |
| I got more rolls than a pastry truck | |
| When I' m all done eating, | |
| I eat a little more | |
| When I leave a room, first | |
| I gotta grease the door | |
| Grapefruit diet, can' t have another eclair Diet | |
| Grapefruit diet, | |
| I gotta decrease my derriere Diet | |
| I' m on a Grapefruit diet | |
| I' m on a Grapefruit diet | |
| I' m on a Grapefruit diet | |
| No more pie now, no more creme brulee | |
| Lay off the gravy and souffle | |
| No French fries now, no ice cream parfait | |
| Mr. Cheese | |
| Nacho, stay away | |
| Oh, I think | |
| I' d sell my soul for a triple patty melt | |
| But I need a boomerang when | |
| I put on my belt | |
| Grapefruit diet, lay off the 3 | |
| Musketeers Diet | |
| Grapefruit diet, until my big booty disappears Diet | |
| Grapefruit diet, | |
| I eat ' em till they' re comin' out of my ears Diet | |
| Grapefruit diet ' cause | |
| I haven' t seen my feet in years Diet | |
| I' m on a Grapefruit diet | |
| I' m on a Grapefruit diet | |
| I' m on a Grapefruit diet | |
| I think I' m about ready for a | |
| Quarter Pounder with extra cheese | |
| I need a side order of onion rings and don' t fet to supersize that, yeah |