Jerry Springer

Jerry Springer Lyrics

Song	Jerry Springer
Artist	Weird Al Yankovic
Album	Running with Scissors
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	作词 : Robertson, Yankovic
	it's been one week since we got to see
	Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry
	Five days since they had the show
	With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho
	Three days since we heard the tale
	About the guy who learned his woman was a she-male
	Yesterday it occurred to me
	That i've been watchin' a bit too much jerry springer
	Holy cow, d'you see it last week?
	Well, they had this one freak
	Who sucker-punched his whole family
	Do you recall when the brawl
	Became a total free-for-all
	And jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the referee
	Hey, see the stripper with the implants
	She likes to lap dance
	And date the boyfriend of her mother
	Now here come's jerry's next guest
	And it's a slugfest
	'cause it's her trailer trash brother
	Nymphomaniac is back on crack
	It's like 'when animals attack'
	They all exhibit reprehensible behavior
	Hit 'em in the nose, tear off their clothes
	Step on their toes, that's how it goes
	They get so violent they have to sign a waiver
	They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt, and pointin' blame
	On the air? they don't care, they've got no shame
	There was one guy who i'm sure felt a little strange
	When he found out that his wife had a sex change
	They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly
	They have a history of ripping off their shirts
	It's been one week since they had the fight
	With the siamese twins and the transvestite
	Five days since that awful brawl
	They still haven't got the blood off the wall
	It's been three days since the bitter fued
	Between the kkk and that gay jewish black dude
	Yesterday, finally dawned on me
	I'm spendin' way too much time on that jerry springer
	Guy guest : baby, i've been sleepin' with your sister
	Gal guest : oh? well, which one?
	Guy guest : all of them
	Gal guest : oh! well, i've been sleepin' with your best friend jake!
	Guy guest : yah? well, well me too!
	Gal guest : oh!
	Guy guest : and i've sleepin' with your dog woofie!
	(barking)
	Gal guest : woofie, you b-tch!
	Gal guest : well, i'm also sleepin' with your pet goat!
	(baaahhing)
	Guy guest : that goat doesn't love you!
	Once you start watchin', there's just no stoppin'
	Your brain shuts down, then your iq's droppin'
	Jerry's the king of confrontation
	He's a sensation
	He puts the 'sin' in syndication
	It's totally worthless, like a bad check
	It's like a train wreck
	Don't wanna stare but you can't look away
	Like sally jesse he does talk shows
	But with more weirdos
	The ratings jumpin' higher everyday
	If you've seen the show, well then you know
	It's just as low as you can go
	The guests are tacky and they're lacking in their hygiene
	And pretty soon some ugly goon
	Comes in the room and then it's boom
	In the face of some unsuspecting drag queen
	Well it's the kind of show where people scream obscenities
	Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at their hubbies
	'jerry! jerry!' now the crowd starts their favorite chant
	Should i turn off my tv? i just can't
	I have a tendency to watch it religiously
	I have a history of taping each one
	It's been one week since the show about
	Psycho killers with problems they should work out
	Five days since the big surprise
	When some loser's wife said she's shtill dating twenty guys
	Three days wince he interviewed
	A bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nude
	Yesterday, it occurred to me
	That i've been watchin' a bit too much jerry springer
	Tired of wastin' my time on that jerry springer
	I've got way too much class to watch jerry springer
	Come over here and pull on my finger

	zuo ci : Robertson, Yankovic
	it' s been one week since we got to see
	Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry
	Five days since they had the show
	With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho
	Three days since we heard the tale
	About the guy who learned his woman was a shemale
	Yesterday it occurred to me
	That i' ve been watchin' a bit too much jerry springer
	Holy cow, d' you see it last week?
	Well, they had this one freak
	Who suckerpunched his whole family
	Do you recall when the brawl
	Became a total freeforall
	And jerry' s in the middle tryin' to be the referee
	Hey, see the stripper with the implants
	She likes to lap dance
	And date the boyfriend of her mother
	Now here come' s jerry' s next guest
	And it' s a slugfest
	' cause it' s her trailer trash brother
	Nymphomaniac is back on crack
	It' s like ' when animals attack'
	They all exhibit reprehensible behavior
	Hit ' em in the nose, tear off their clothes
	Step on their toes, that' s how it goes
	They get so violent they have to sign a waiver
	They' re always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt, and pointin' blame
	On the air? they don' t care, they' ve got no shame
	There was one guy who i' m sure felt a little strange
	When he found out that his wife had a sex change
	They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly
	They have a history of ripping off their shirts
	It' s been one week since they had the fight
	With the siamese twins and the transvestite
	Five days since that awful brawl
	They still haven' t got the blood off the wall
	It' s been three days since the bitter fued
	Between the kkk and that gay jewish black dude
	Yesterday, finally dawned on me
	I' m spendin' way too much time on that jerry springer
	Guy guest : baby, i' ve been sleepin' with your sister
	Gal guest : oh? well, which one?
	Guy guest : all of them
	Gal guest : oh! well, i' ve been sleepin' with your best friend jake!
	Guy guest : yah? well, well me too!
	Gal guest : oh!
	Guy guest : and i' ve sleepin' with your dog woofie!
	barking
	Gal guest : woofie, you btch!
	Gal guest : well, i' m also sleepin' with your pet goat!
	baaahhing
	Guy guest : that goat doesn' t love you!
	Once you start watchin', there' s just no stoppin'
	Your brain shuts down, then your iq' s droppin'
	Jerry' s the king of confrontation
	He' s a sensation
	He puts the ' sin' in syndication
	It' s totally worthless, like a bad check
	It' s like a train wreck
	Don' t wanna stare but you can' t look away
	Like sally jesse he does talk shows
	But with more weirdos
	The ratings jumpin' higher everyday
	If you' ve seen the show, well then you know
	It' s just as low as you can go
	The guests are tacky and they' re lacking in their hygiene
	And pretty soon some ugly goon
	Comes in the room and then it' s boom
	In the face of some unsuspecting drag queen
	Well it' s the kind of show where people scream obscenities
	Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at their hubbies
	' jerry! jerry!' now the crowd starts their favorite chant
	Should i turn off my tv? i just can' t
	I have a tendency to watch it religiously
	I have a history of taping each one
	It' s been one week since the show about
	Psycho killers with problems they should work out
	Five days since the big surprise
	When some loser' s wife said she' s shtill dating twenty guys
	Three days wince he interviewed
	A bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nude
	Yesterday, it occurred to me
	That i' ve been watchin' a bit too much jerry springer
	Tired of wastin' my time on that jerry springer
	I' ve got way too much class to watch jerry springer
	Come over here and pull on my finger

	zuò cí : Robertson, Yankovic
	it' s been one week since we got to see
	Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry
	Five days since they had the show
	With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho
	Three days since we heard the tale
	About the guy who learned his woman was a shemale
	Yesterday it occurred to me
	That i' ve been watchin' a bit too much jerry springer
	Holy cow, d' you see it last week?
	Well, they had this one freak
	Who suckerpunched his whole family
	Do you recall when the brawl
	Became a total freeforall
	And jerry' s in the middle tryin' to be the referee
	Hey, see the stripper with the implants
	She likes to lap dance
	And date the boyfriend of her mother
	Now here come' s jerry' s next guest
	And it' s a slugfest
	' cause it' s her trailer trash brother
	Nymphomaniac is back on crack
	It' s like ' when animals attack'
	They all exhibit reprehensible behavior
	Hit ' em in the nose, tear off their clothes
	Step on their toes, that' s how it goes
	They get so violent they have to sign a waiver
	They' re always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt, and pointin' blame
	On the air? they don' t care, they' ve got no shame
	There was one guy who i' m sure felt a little strange
	When he found out that his wife had a sex change
	They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly
	They have a history of ripping off their shirts
	It' s been one week since they had the fight
	With the siamese twins and the transvestite
	Five days since that awful brawl
	They still haven' t got the blood off the wall
	It' s been three days since the bitter fued
	Between the kkk and that gay jewish black dude
	Yesterday, finally dawned on me
	I' m spendin' way too much time on that jerry springer
	Guy guest : baby, i' ve been sleepin' with your sister
	Gal guest : oh? well, which one?
	Guy guest : all of them
	Gal guest : oh! well, i' ve been sleepin' with your best friend jake!
	Guy guest : yah? well, well me too!
	Gal guest : oh!
	Guy guest : and i' ve sleepin' with your dog woofie!
	barking
	Gal guest : woofie, you btch!
	Gal guest : well, i' m also sleepin' with your pet goat!
	baaahhing
	Guy guest : that goat doesn' t love you!
	Once you start watchin', there' s just no stoppin'
	Your brain shuts down, then your iq' s droppin'
	Jerry' s the king of confrontation
	He' s a sensation
	He puts the ' sin' in syndication
	It' s totally worthless, like a bad check
	It' s like a train wreck
	Don' t wanna stare but you can' t look away
	Like sally jesse he does talk shows
	But with more weirdos
	The ratings jumpin' higher everyday
	If you' ve seen the show, well then you know
	It' s just as low as you can go
	The guests are tacky and they' re lacking in their hygiene
	And pretty soon some ugly goon
	Comes in the room and then it' s boom
	In the face of some unsuspecting drag queen
	Well it' s the kind of show where people scream obscenities
	Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at their hubbies
	' jerry! jerry!' now the crowd starts their favorite chant
	Should i turn off my tv? i just can' t
	I have a tendency to watch it religiously
	I have a history of taping each one
	It' s been one week since the show about
	Psycho killers with problems they should work out
	Five days since the big surprise
	When some loser' s wife said she' s shtill dating twenty guys
	Three days wince he interviewed
	A bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nude
	Yesterday, it occurred to me
	That i' ve been watchin' a bit too much jerry springer
	Tired of wastin' my time on that jerry springer
	I' ve got way too much class to watch jerry springer
	Come over here and pull on my finger

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