Song | The Weird Al Show Theme |
Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
Album | Running with Scissors |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
作词 : Yankovic | |
Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named | |
AlAnd he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal | |
But the sanitation workers really didn't approve | |
So he packed up his accordion and had to move | |
To a city in | |
Ohio where he lived in a tree | |
And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory | |
And he played on the company bowling team | |
And every single night he had a strange, recurring dream | |
Where he was wearing leiderhosen in a vat of sour cream | |
But that's really not important to the story | |
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygenist | |
With a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm) | |
But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number | |
Then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm | |
And he spent his life savings on a split-level cave20 miles below the surface of the | |
Earth (of the Earth) | |
And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich | |
For what it's worth | |
Then one day | |
Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan | |
When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man | |
He was caught in a bear trap and | |
Al set him free | |
And the guy that he rescued was as grateful as can be | |
And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on | |
TVSo he gave | |
Al a contract and what do you know? | |
Now he's got his own very | |
Weird Al Show! |
zuo ci : Yankovic | |
Oh, this is a story ' bout a guy named | |
AlAnd he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal | |
But the sanitation workers really didn' t approve | |
So he packed up his accordion and had to move | |
To a city in | |
Ohio where he lived in a tree | |
And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory | |
And he played on the company bowling team | |
And every single night he had a strange, recurring dream | |
Where he was wearing leiderhosen in a vat of sour cream | |
But that' s really not important to the story | |
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygenist | |
With a spatula tattoed on her arm on her arm | |
But he didn' t keep in touch, then he lost her number | |
Then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm | |
And he spent his life savings on a splitlevel cave20 miles below the surface of the | |
Earth of the Earth | |
And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich | |
For what it' s worth | |
Then one day | |
Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan | |
When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man | |
He was caught in a bear trap and | |
Al set him free | |
And the guy that he rescued was as grateful as can be | |
And it turns out he' s a bigshot producer on | |
TVSo he gave | |
Al a contract and what do you know? | |
Now he' s got his own very | |
Weird Al Show! |
zuò cí : Yankovic | |
Oh, this is a story ' bout a guy named | |
AlAnd he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal | |
But the sanitation workers really didn' t approve | |
So he packed up his accordion and had to move | |
To a city in | |
Ohio where he lived in a tree | |
And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory | |
And he played on the company bowling team | |
And every single night he had a strange, recurring dream | |
Where he was wearing leiderhosen in a vat of sour cream | |
But that' s really not important to the story | |
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygenist | |
With a spatula tattoed on her arm on her arm | |
But he didn' t keep in touch, then he lost her number | |
Then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm | |
And he spent his life savings on a splitlevel cave20 miles below the surface of the | |
Earth of the Earth | |
And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich | |
For what it' s worth | |
Then one day | |
Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan | |
When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man | |
He was caught in a bear trap and | |
Al set him free | |
And the guy that he rescued was as grateful as can be | |
And it turns out he' s a bigshot producer on | |
TVSo he gave | |
Al a contract and what do you know? | |
Now he' s got his own very | |
Weird Al Show! |