Pretty Fly for a Rabbi Lyrics
| Song | Pretty Fly for a Rabbi |
| Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
| Album | Running with Scissors |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Holland, Yankovic | |
| Veren zol fun dir a blintsa | |
| (how ya doin' bernie?) oy vey, oy vey | |
| (how ya doin' bernie?) oy vey, oy vey | |
| (how ya doin' bernie?) oy vey, oy vey | |
| And all the goyim say i'm pretty fly for a rabbi | |
| Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho | |
| Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past | |
| But most of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em would last | |
| But our new guy's real kosher, i tyhink he'll do the trick | |
| I tell ya, he's to dies for - he really knows his shtick | |
| So how's by you? have you seen this jew? | |
| Reads the torah, does his own accounting too | |
| Workin' like a dog at the synagogue | |
| He's there all day, he's there all day | |
| Just say 'vay iz mir!' and he'll kick into gear | |
| He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer | |
| Just grab your yarmulka and | |
| Hey! hey! do that hebrew thing! | |
| (how ya doin' bernie?) oy vey, oy vey | |
| (how ya doin' bernie?) oy vey, oy vey | |
| (how ya doin' bernie?) oy vey, oy vey | |
| And all the goyim say i'm pretty fly (for a rabbi) | |
| He shops at discount stores, not just any will sufice | |
| He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price | |
| He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel | |
| But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal! | |
| People used to scoff, now they say 'mazel tov!' | |
| He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off | |
| Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul | |
| What's not to like? what's not to like? | |
| On high holy days, you know he prays and prays | |
| And he never eats pastrami on white breath with mayonnaise | |
| Put on your yarmulka and | |
| Hey! hey! do that hebrew thing! | |
| When he's doing a bar mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss | |
| He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss | |
| They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quitehhhhhip | |
| The parents pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip | |
| (how ya doin' bernie?) oy vey, oy vey | |
| (how ya doin' bernie?) oy vey, oy vey | |
| (how ya doin' bernie?) oy vey, oy vey | |
| Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho | |
| He's doin' well, i gotta kvell | |
| The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell | |
| Show up at his home, he says 'shalom' | |
| And 'have some cake - you want some cake?' | |
| Yah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots | |
| Oy gevalt, i'm so ferklempt that i could plotz | |
| So grab your yarmulka | |
| The one you got for chanukah | |
| Let's put on our yarmulkas and | |
| Hey! hey! do that hebrew thing! |
| zuo ci : Holland, Yankovic | |
| Veren zol fun dir a blintsa | |
| how ya doin' bernie? oy vey, oy vey | |
| how ya doin' bernie? oy vey, oy vey | |
| how ya doin' bernie? oy vey, oy vey | |
| And all the goyim say i' m pretty fly for a rabbi | |
| Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho | |
| Our temple' s had a fair share of rabbis in the past | |
| But most of ' em were nudniks and none of ' em would last | |
| But our new guy' s real kosher, i tyhink he' ll do the trick | |
| I tell ya, he' s to dies for he really knows his shtick | |
| So how' s by you? have you seen this jew? | |
| Reads the torah, does his own accounting too | |
| Workin' like a dog at the synagogue | |
| He' s there all day, he' s there all day | |
| Just say ' vay iz mir!' and he' ll kick into gear | |
| He' ll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer | |
| Just grab your yarmulka and | |
| Hey! hey! do that hebrew thing! | |
| how ya doin' bernie? oy vey, oy vey | |
| how ya doin' bernie? oy vey, oy vey | |
| how ya doin' bernie? oy vey, oy vey | |
| And all the goyim say i' m pretty fly for a rabbi | |
| He shops at discount stores, not just any will sufice | |
| He has to find a bargain ' cause he won' t pay retail price | |
| He never acts meshugga and he' s hardly a schlemiel | |
| But if you wanna haggle, oy, he' ll make you such a deal! | |
| People used to scoff, now they say ' mazel tov!' | |
| He' s such a macher ' cause he worked his tuchis off | |
| Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul | |
| What' s not to like? what' s not to like? | |
| On high holy days, you know he prays and prays | |
| And he never eats pastrami on white breath with mayonnaise | |
| Put on your yarmulka and | |
| Hey! hey! do that hebrew thing! | |
| When he' s doing a bar mitzvah, now that you shouldn' t miss | |
| He' ll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss | |
| They say he' s got a lot of chutzpah, he' s really quitehhhhhip | |
| The parents pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip | |
| how ya doin' bernie? oy vey, oy vey | |
| how ya doin' bernie? oy vey, oy vey | |
| how ya doin' bernie? oy vey, oy vey | |
| Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho | |
| He' s doin' well, i gotta kvell | |
| The yentas love him, even shicksas think he' s swell | |
| Show up at his home, he says ' shalom' | |
| And ' have some cake you want some cake?' | |
| Yah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots | |
| Oy gevalt, i' m so ferklempt that i could plotz | |
| So grab your yarmulka | |
| The one you got for chanukah | |
| Let' s put on our yarmulkas and | |
| Hey! hey! do that hebrew thing! |
| zuò cí : Holland, Yankovic | |
| Veren zol fun dir a blintsa | |
| how ya doin' bernie? oy vey, oy vey | |
| how ya doin' bernie? oy vey, oy vey | |
| how ya doin' bernie? oy vey, oy vey | |
| And all the goyim say i' m pretty fly for a rabbi | |
| Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho | |
| Our temple' s had a fair share of rabbis in the past | |
| But most of ' em were nudniks and none of ' em would last | |
| But our new guy' s real kosher, i tyhink he' ll do the trick | |
| I tell ya, he' s to dies for he really knows his shtick | |
| So how' s by you? have you seen this jew? | |
| Reads the torah, does his own accounting too | |
| Workin' like a dog at the synagogue | |
| He' s there all day, he' s there all day | |
| Just say ' vay iz mir!' and he' ll kick into gear | |
| He' ll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer | |
| Just grab your yarmulka and | |
| Hey! hey! do that hebrew thing! | |
| how ya doin' bernie? oy vey, oy vey | |
| how ya doin' bernie? oy vey, oy vey | |
| how ya doin' bernie? oy vey, oy vey | |
| And all the goyim say i' m pretty fly for a rabbi | |
| He shops at discount stores, not just any will sufice | |
| He has to find a bargain ' cause he won' t pay retail price | |
| He never acts meshugga and he' s hardly a schlemiel | |
| But if you wanna haggle, oy, he' ll make you such a deal! | |
| People used to scoff, now they say ' mazel tov!' | |
| He' s such a macher ' cause he worked his tuchis off | |
| Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul | |
| What' s not to like? what' s not to like? | |
| On high holy days, you know he prays and prays | |
| And he never eats pastrami on white breath with mayonnaise | |
| Put on your yarmulka and | |
| Hey! hey! do that hebrew thing! | |
| When he' s doing a bar mitzvah, now that you shouldn' t miss | |
| He' ll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss | |
| They say he' s got a lot of chutzpah, he' s really quitehhhhhip | |
| The parents pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip | |
| how ya doin' bernie? oy vey, oy vey | |
| how ya doin' bernie? oy vey, oy vey | |
| how ya doin' bernie? oy vey, oy vey | |
| Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho | |
| He' s doin' well, i gotta kvell | |
| The yentas love him, even shicksas think he' s swell | |
| Show up at his home, he says ' shalom' | |
| And ' have some cake you want some cake?' | |
| Yah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots | |
| Oy gevalt, i' m so ferklempt that i could plotz | |
| So grab your yarmulka | |
| The one you got for chanukah | |
| Let' s put on our yarmulkas and | |
| Hey! hey! do that hebrew thing! |
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