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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain |
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I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain |
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But thats just perfect for an Amish like me |
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You know, I shun fancy things like electricity |
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At 4:30 in the morning Im milkin cows |
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Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool |
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And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that |
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Even Ezekiel things that my mind is gone |
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Im a man of the land, Im into discipline |
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Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin |
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But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine |
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Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699 |
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Weve been spending most our lives |
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Living in an Amish paradise |
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Ive churned butter once or twice |
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Living in an Amish paradise |
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Its hard work and sacrifice |
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Living in an Amish paradise |
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We sell quilts at discount price |
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Living in an Amish paradise |
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A local boy kicked me in the butt last week |
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I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek |
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I really dont care, in fact I wish him well |
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Cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in hell |
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But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it |
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An Amish with a tude? You know thats unheard of |
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I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat |
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And my homeys agree I really look good in black... fool |
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If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears |
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We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years |
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But we aint really quaint so please dont point and stare |
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Were just technologically impaired |
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Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar |
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Not a single luxury |
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Like Robinson Caruso |
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Its as primitive as can be |
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Weve been spending most our lives |
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Living in an Amish paradise |
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Were just plain and simple guys |
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Living in an Amish paradise |
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Theres no time for sin and vice |
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Living in an Amish paradise |
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We dont fight, we all play nice |
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Living in an Amish Paradise |
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Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots of butter |
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Raise a barn on Monday, soon Ill raise anutter |
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Think youre really righteous? Think youre pure in heart? |
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Well, I know Im a million times as humble as thou art |
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Im the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like |
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On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife |
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So dont be vain and dont be whiny |
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Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie |
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Weve been spending most our lives |
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Living in an Amish paradise |
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Were all crazy Mennonites |
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Living in an Amish paradise |
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Theres no cops or traffic lights |
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Living in an Amish paradise |
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But youd probably think it bites |
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Living in an Amish paradise |
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Ah oh oh oh, oh oh oh. |
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Ah oh oh oh, oh oh YECCH! |