| Song | Waffle King |
| Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
| Album | Alapalooza |
| 作词 : Yankovic | |
| It took a lifetime, but finally found | |
| The perfect waffle recipe | |
| You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town | |
| One little bite any | |
| I'm sure you'll agree | |
| Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak | |
| Aw, You're gonna lick your plate clean | |
| People come from miles around just to study my technique | |
| I make the best darn waffles this world has ever seen | |
| I'm the Waffle | |
| King (yeah) | |
| Waffle King | |
| That's what they call me | |
| Waffle King | |
| Hey, I'm the | |
| Waffle King | |
| Everywhere | |
| I go now, the people cheer | |
| I never have to wait in line | |
| People say, "Right this way, sir, your money's no good here" | |
| Some day I betcha they'll build me a shrine | |
| And everybody say, "Well I'm your biggest fan!""I seen your picture in People Magazine!" | |
| Folks come from all around the world just to shake my hand | |
| If you don't believe in the power of the | |
| WAFFLE lemme show you | |
| Just what | |
| I meanI the | |
| Waffle King | |
| Make you scream and shout | |
| Waffle King | |
| That's my name, don't wear it out | |
| Waffle King | |
| Make no mistake about it | |
| I'm the Waffle | |
| King (yeah) | |
| Roll out the red carpet, 'cause here | |
| I come!All you peons better scram | |
| Out of my way now, you worthless piece of scum | |
| Don't you know who | |
| I am?Hey!I wanna see you grovel, you waffle-eatin' fools | |
| Everybody on your | |
| Knees!You wanna buy a waffle, you're playing by | |
| MY rulesGo on, beg me, lemme here you say ,"Pretty Please" | |
| Can't you tell the universe revolves around me? | |
| Don't you know you suckers owe me everything? | |
| And can't you see that | |
| I'm the highest form of life that there | |
| Could ever be? | |
| Everybody all around the world, stand up and sing | |
| Come on now... | |
| Waffle King | |
| Hey batter batter | |
| Waffle King | |
| Hot on your platter | |
| Waffle King | |
| Say, what's the matter | |
| Don't you know who | |
| I am?Don't you know who | |
| I am?Tell 'em girls(He's the WA WA WA WA WA WA WAFFLE KING) | |
| Yeah Yeah(He's the WA WA WA WA WA WA WAFFLE KING) | |
| Tell the truth now(He's the WA WA WA WA WA WA WAFFLE KING) | |
| Don't you know who | |
| I am?Don't you know who | |
| I am? |
| zuò cí : Yankovic | |
| It took a lifetime, but finally found | |
| The perfect waffle recipe | |
| You' ll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town | |
| One little bite any | |
| I' m sure you' ll agree | |
| Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak | |
| Aw, You' re gonna lick your plate clean | |
| People come from miles around just to study my technique | |
| I make the best darn waffles this world has ever seen | |
| I' m the Waffle | |
| King yeah | |
| Waffle King | |
| That' s what they call me | |
| Waffle King | |
| Hey, I' m the | |
| Waffle King | |
| Everywhere | |
| I go now, the people cheer | |
| I never have to wait in line | |
| People say, " Right this way, sir, your money' s no good here" | |
| Some day I betcha they' ll build me a shrine | |
| And everybody say, " Well I' m your biggest fan!"" I seen your picture in People Magazine!" | |
| Folks come from all around the world just to shake my hand | |
| If you don' t believe in the power of the | |
| WAFFLE lemme show you | |
| Just what | |
| I meanI the | |
| Waffle King | |
| Make you scream and shout | |
| Waffle King | |
| That' s my name, don' t wear it out | |
| Waffle King | |
| Make no mistake about it | |
| I' m the Waffle | |
| King yeah | |
| Roll out the red carpet, ' cause here | |
| I come! All you peons better scram | |
| Out of my way now, you worthless piece of scum | |
| Don' t you know who | |
| I am? Hey! I wanna see you grovel, you waffleeatin' fools | |
| Everybody on your | |
| Knees! You wanna buy a waffle, you' re playing by | |
| MY rulesGo on, beg me, lemme here you say ," Pretty Please" | |
| Can' t you tell the universe revolves around me? | |
| Don' t you know you suckers owe me everything? | |
| And can' t you see that | |
| I' m the highest form of life that there | |
| Could ever be? | |
| Everybody all around the world, stand up and sing | |
| Come on now... | |
| Waffle King | |
| Hey batter batter | |
| Waffle King | |
| Hot on your platter | |
| Waffle King | |
| Say, what' s the matter | |
| Don' t you know who | |
| I am? Don' t you know who | |
| I am? Tell ' em girls He' s the WA WA WA WA WA WA WAFFLE KING | |
| Yeah Yeah He' s the WA WA WA WA WA WA WAFFLE KING | |
| Tell the truth now He' s the WA WA WA WA WA WA WAFFLE KING | |
| Don' t you know who | |
| I am? Don' t you know who | |
| I am? |