Living With a Hernia Lyrics
| Song | Living With a Hernia |
| Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
| Album | Polka Party! |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Hartman, Midnight, Yankovic | |
| Help me out, dig | |
| All I do is grunt and groan, hurts me to walk anywhere | |
| Went to see my physician, | |
| Dr. JonesHe took my trousers off, told me to cough | |
| Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss | |
| He tells me any day, | |
| I might have to wear a truss | |
| Living with a hernia, all the time, such aggravation | |
| Living with a hernia, gonna be my ruination | |
| Living with a hernia, got to have an operation | |
| Feel so old | |
| Too much bad pain, good gawd, drives me insane | |
| Can't run, barely crawl, got a bulge in my intestinal wall | |
| Walk real funny, bless my soul, can't play tennis | |
| And it's hard to bowl | |
| You can't even do the splits now, say it | |
| Better call it quits now, now | |
| I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow | |
| Living with a hernia, hurts me bad in a tender location | |
| Living with a hernia, had enough humiliation | |
| Living with a hernia, got to have an operation | |
| I live with a hernia, can't get up, can't bend over | |
| Now I live with a hernia, wait a minute | |
| You may not be familiar with the common types | |
| Of hernias that you could get | |
| So just settle down, let me clue you in there's incomplete | |
| Epigastric, bladder, strangulated, lumbar hernia, richter's hernia | |
| Obstructed, inguinal and direct | |
| Living with a hernia rupture | |
| I said it's causin' me such irritation | |
| Living with a hernia, have to have my medication | |
| Living with a hernia, | |
| I feel bad |
| zuo ci : Hartman, Midnight, Yankovic | |
| Help me out, dig | |
| All I do is grunt and groan, hurts me to walk anywhere | |
| Went to see my physician, | |
| Dr. JonesHe took my trousers off, told me to cough | |
| Doctor says there ain' t nothin' to discuss | |
| He tells me any day, | |
| I might have to wear a truss | |
| Living with a hernia, all the time, such aggravation | |
| Living with a hernia, gonna be my ruination | |
| Living with a hernia, got to have an operation | |
| Feel so old | |
| Too much bad pain, good gawd, drives me insane | |
| Can' t run, barely crawl, got a bulge in my intestinal wall | |
| Walk real funny, bless my soul, can' t play tennis | |
| And it' s hard to bowl | |
| You can' t even do the splits now, say it | |
| Better call it quits now, now | |
| I' m sick of all this dancin' anyhow | |
| Living with a hernia, hurts me bad in a tender location | |
| Living with a hernia, had enough humiliation | |
| Living with a hernia, got to have an operation | |
| I live with a hernia, can' t get up, can' t bend over | |
| Now I live with a hernia, wait a minute | |
| You may not be familiar with the common types | |
| Of hernias that you could get | |
| So just settle down, let me clue you in there' s incomplete | |
| Epigastric, bladder, strangulated, lumbar hernia, richter' s hernia | |
| Obstructed, inguinal and direct | |
| Living with a hernia rupture | |
| I said it' s causin' me such irritation | |
| Living with a hernia, have to have my medication | |
| Living with a hernia, | |
| I feel bad |
| zuò cí : Hartman, Midnight, Yankovic | |
| Help me out, dig | |
| All I do is grunt and groan, hurts me to walk anywhere | |
| Went to see my physician, | |
| Dr. JonesHe took my trousers off, told me to cough | |
| Doctor says there ain' t nothin' to discuss | |
| He tells me any day, | |
| I might have to wear a truss | |
| Living with a hernia, all the time, such aggravation | |
| Living with a hernia, gonna be my ruination | |
| Living with a hernia, got to have an operation | |
| Feel so old | |
| Too much bad pain, good gawd, drives me insane | |
| Can' t run, barely crawl, got a bulge in my intestinal wall | |
| Walk real funny, bless my soul, can' t play tennis | |
| And it' s hard to bowl | |
| You can' t even do the splits now, say it | |
| Better call it quits now, now | |
| I' m sick of all this dancin' anyhow | |
| Living with a hernia, hurts me bad in a tender location | |
| Living with a hernia, had enough humiliation | |
| Living with a hernia, got to have an operation | |
| I live with a hernia, can' t get up, can' t bend over | |
| Now I live with a hernia, wait a minute | |
| You may not be familiar with the common types | |
| Of hernias that you could get | |
| So just settle down, let me clue you in there' s incomplete | |
| Epigastric, bladder, strangulated, lumbar hernia, richter' s hernia | |
| Obstructed, inguinal and direct | |
| Living with a hernia rupture | |
| I said it' s causin' me such irritation | |
| Living with a hernia, have to have my medication | |
| Living with a hernia, | |
| I feel bad |
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