| Song | I Want a New Duck |
| Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
| Album | Dare to Be Stupid |
| [00:00.00] | 作词 : Yankovic |
| [00:12.42] | Woh oh |
| [00:18.06] | I want a new duck |
| [00:19.74] | One that won't try to bite |
| [00:23.09] | One that won't chew a hole in my socks |
| [00:25.23] | One that won't quack all night |
| [00:28.61] | I want a new duck |
| [00:30.45] | One with big webbed feet |
| [00:33.59] | One that knows how to wash my car |
| [00:35.78] | And keep his room real neat |
| [00:39.71] | One that won't raid the ice box |
| [00:41.65] | One that'll stay in shape |
| [00:43.81] | One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape |
| [00:48.94] | Or I'll tie him up with duct tape |
| [00:58.24] | I want a new duck |
| [01:00.38] | A mallard I think |
| [01:03.08] | One that won't make a mess of my house |
| [01:05.05] | Or build a nest in the bathroom sink |
| [01:08.74] | I want a new duck |
| [01:10.63] | One that won't steal a beer |
| [01:13.57] | One that won't stick his bill in my mail |
| [01:15.81] | One that knows the duck stops here |
| [01:19.74] | One that won't drive me crazy waddling all around |
| [01:23.72] | One who'll teach me how to swim and help me not to drown |
| [01:29.10] | And show me how to get down |
| [01:34.37] | How to get down, baby |
| [01:38.50] | Get it?Quack, quack, quack, quack |
| [01:43.13] | Quack, quack, quack, quack |
| [01:55.07] | I want a new duck |
| [01:56.97] | Not a swan or a goose |
| [01:59.95] | Just a drake, |
| [02:00.85] | I can dress real cute |
| [02:02.14] | Think I'm gonna name him Bruce |
| [02:05.84] | I want a new duck |
| [02:07.88] | Not a quail or an owl |
| [02:10.61] | One that won't molt too much |
| [02:12.71] | One that won't smell too foul |
| [02:16.79] | One that won't beg for breadcrumbs |
| [02:18.78] | Hangin' around all day |
| [02:20.92] | He'd better mind his manners |
| [02:22.66] | Better do just what I say |
| [02:25.99] | Or he's gonna be duck pate, duck pate, yah, yah |
| [02:35.00] | Quack, quack, quack, quack |
| [02:40.18] | Quack, quack, quack, quack. |
| [00:00.00] | zuò cí : Yankovic |
| [00:12.42] | Woh oh |
| [00:18.06] | I want a new duck |
| [00:19.74] | One that won' t try to bite |
| [00:23.09] | One that won' t chew a hole in my socks |
| [00:25.23] | One that won' t quack all night |
| [00:28.61] | I want a new duck |
| [00:30.45] | One with big webbed feet |
| [00:33.59] | One that knows how to wash my car |
| [00:35.78] | And keep his room real neat |
| [00:39.71] | One that won' t raid the ice box |
| [00:41.65] | One that' ll stay in shape |
| [00:43.81] | One that' s never gonna try to migrate or escape |
| [00:48.94] | Or I' ll tie him up with duct tape |
| [00:58.24] | I want a new duck |
| [01:00.38] | A mallard I think |
| [01:03.08] | One that won' t make a mess of my house |
| [01:05.05] | Or build a nest in the bathroom sink |
| [01:08.74] | I want a new duck |
| [01:10.63] | One that won' t steal a beer |
| [01:13.57] | One that won' t stick his bill in my mail |
| [01:15.81] | One that knows the duck stops here |
| [01:19.74] | One that won' t drive me crazy waddling all around |
| [01:23.72] | One who' ll teach me how to swim and help me not to drown |
| [01:29.10] | And show me how to get down |
| [01:34.37] | How to get down, baby |
| [01:38.50] | Get it? Quack, quack, quack, quack |
| [01:43.13] | Quack, quack, quack, quack |
| [01:55.07] | I want a new duck |
| [01:56.97] | Not a swan or a goose |
| [01:59.95] | Just a drake, |
| [02:00.85] | I can dress real cute |
| [02:02.14] | Think I' m gonna name him Bruce |
| [02:05.84] | I want a new duck |
| [02:07.88] | Not a quail or an owl |
| [02:10.61] | One that won' t molt too much |
| [02:12.71] | One that won' t smell too foul |
| [02:16.79] | One that won' t beg for breadcrumbs |
| [02:18.78] | Hangin' around all day |
| [02:20.92] | He' d better mind his manners |
| [02:22.66] | Better do just what I say |
| [02:25.99] | Or he' s gonna be duck pate, duck pate, yah, yah |
| [02:35.00] | Quack, quack, quack, quack |
| [02:40.18] | Quack, quack, quack, quack. |