Song | Theme From Rocky XIII (aka: The Rye or The Kaiser (Theme From Rocky XIII)) |
Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
Album | In 3-D |
作词 : Yankovic | |
Fat and weak, what a disgrace. | |
Guess the champ got too lazy. | |
Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space. | |
Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain. | |
But he's no bum, he works down the street. | |
He bought the neighborhood deli. | |
Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat. | |
Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say: | |
Try the rye or the kaiser, | |
They're on special tonight. | |
If you want, you can have an appetizer. | |
You might like our salami, and the liver's all right. | |
And they'd really go well with the rye, | |
Or the kaiser. | |
Never eats while on the job. | |
He heard it's good to stay hungry. | |
But he makes a pretty mean shish kabob. | |
Have a taste, they were made fresh today. | |
Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white. | |
Maybe I can suggest an appetizer. | |
Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight. | |
But you just can't go wrong with the rye, | |
Or the kaiser. | |
So today, his deli comes first. | |
Still he dreams of his past days of glory. | |
Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst, | |
All the while you can still hear him say: | |
It's the rye or the kaiser, it's the thrill of one bite. | |
Let me please be your catering advisor. | |
If you want substitutions, | |
I won't put up a fight. | |
You can have your roast beef on the rye, | |
Or the kaiser. | |
The rye or the kaiser, | |
The rye or the kaiser, | |
The rye or the kaiser... |
zuò cí : Yankovic | |
Fat and weak, what a disgrace. | |
Guess the champ got too lazy. | |
Ain' t gonna fly now, he' s just takin' up space. | |
Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain. | |
But he' s no bum, he works down the street. | |
He bought the neighborhood deli. | |
Back on his feet, now he' s choppin' up meat. | |
Come inside, maybe you' ll hear him say: | |
Try the rye or the kaiser, | |
They' re on special tonight. | |
If you want, you can have an appetizer. | |
You might like our salami, and the liver' s all right. | |
And they' d really go well with the rye, | |
Or the kaiser. | |
Never eats while on the job. | |
He heard it' s good to stay hungry. | |
But he makes a pretty mean shish kabob. | |
Have a taste, they were made fresh today. | |
Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white. | |
Maybe I can suggest an appetizer. | |
Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight. | |
But you just can' t go wrong with the rye, | |
Or the kaiser. | |
So today, his deli comes first. | |
Still he dreams of his past days of glory. | |
Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst, | |
All the while you can still hear him say: | |
It' s the rye or the kaiser, it' s the thrill of one bite. | |
Let me please be your catering advisor. | |
If you want substitutions, | |
I won' t put up a fight. | |
You can have your roast beef on the rye, | |
Or the kaiser. | |
The rye or the kaiser, | |
The rye or the kaiser, | |
The rye or the kaiser... |