Song | King Of Suede |
Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
Album | In 3-D |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
作词 : Yankovic | |
There's a sale on our gabardine suits today. | |
They're all thirty percent off from yesterday. | |
There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed. | |
Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need. | |
We've got every color, we've got ev'ry shade. | |
We're located next door to Willy's Fun Arcade. | |
We got every fabric that was ever made, | |
But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede. | |
We got portly and regular and extra-long. | |
(Is my size up there?) | |
We got tailors to fix it, if it comes out wrong. | |
(Is my size up there?) | |
We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick. | |
(Is my size up there?) | |
With the collars ripped off, like that Flashdance flick. | |
(Is my size up there?) | |
Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid. | |
You can buy off the rack, or have it custom made, | |
And it's all guaranteed to never shrink or fade, | |
'Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede. | |
If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom, | |
(Is my size up there?) | |
We can get you the best one that's made in Taiwan. | |
(Is my size up there?) | |
We got jackets with patches on the elbows, too. | |
(Is my size up there?) | |
And we'll sell 'em all factory-direct to you. | |
(Is my size up there?) | |
Well, I never made it past the second grade. | |
It took all of my life for me to learn this trade. | |
But my friends are all thinking that I've got it made, | |
'Cause I'm known the world over as the King of Suede. | |
There's a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits. | |
Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots. | |
You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. | |
Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes. | |
King of Suede. | |
Don't miss out on our giant liquidation sale. | |
(Is my size up there?) | |
Look for our color catalog in next week's mail. | |
(Is my size up there?) | |
There's a sale on our double-knit slacks today. | |
It's the same old sale as yesterday. | |
Thirty years in the same location I have stayed, | |
There I am, right next door to Willy's Fun Arcade. | |
I got tough competition but I'm not afraid, | |
'Cause it's my destiny to be the King of Suede. | |
King of Suede. | |
King of Suede. | |
King of Suede. | |
I'll always be King of Suede. | |
I'll always be King of Suede |
zuo ci : Yankovic | |
There' s a sale on our gabardine suits today. | |
They' re all thirty percent off from yesterday. | |
There' s Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed. | |
Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need. | |
We' ve got every color, we' ve got ev' ry shade. | |
We' re located next door to Willy' s Fun Arcade. | |
We got every fabric that was ever made, | |
But I' m known in this city as the King of Suede. | |
We got portly and regular and extralong. | |
Is my size up there? | |
We got tailors to fix it, if it comes out wrong. | |
Is my size up there? | |
We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick. | |
Is my size up there? | |
With the collars ripped off, like that Flashdance flick. | |
Is my size up there? | |
Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid. | |
You can buy off the rack, or have it custom made, | |
And it' s all guaranteed to never shrink or fade, | |
' Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede. | |
If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom, | |
Is my size up there? | |
We can get you the best one that' s made in Taiwan. | |
Is my size up there? | |
We got jackets with patches on the elbows, too. | |
Is my size up there? | |
And we' ll sell ' em all factorydirect to you. | |
Is my size up there? | |
Well, I never made it past the second grade. | |
It took all of my life for me to learn this trade. | |
But my friends are all thinking that I' ve got it made, | |
' Cause I' m known the world over as the King of Suede. | |
There' s a twoforone sale on our threepiece suits. | |
Check out our suede pajamas and our suedecovered boots. | |
You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. | |
Do what you want, but don' t step on my blue suede shoes. | |
King of Suede. | |
Don' t miss out on our giant liquidation sale. | |
Is my size up there? | |
Look for our color catalog in next week' s mail. | |
Is my size up there? | |
There' s a sale on our doubleknit slacks today. | |
It' s the same old sale as yesterday. | |
Thirty years in the same location I have stayed, | |
There I am, right next door to Willy' s Fun Arcade. | |
I got tough competition but I' m not afraid, | |
' Cause it' s my destiny to be the King of Suede. | |
King of Suede. | |
King of Suede. | |
King of Suede. | |
I' ll always be King of Suede. | |
I' ll always be King of Suede |
zuò cí : Yankovic | |
There' s a sale on our gabardine suits today. | |
They' re all thirty percent off from yesterday. | |
There' s Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed. | |
Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need. | |
We' ve got every color, we' ve got ev' ry shade. | |
We' re located next door to Willy' s Fun Arcade. | |
We got every fabric that was ever made, | |
But I' m known in this city as the King of Suede. | |
We got portly and regular and extralong. | |
Is my size up there? | |
We got tailors to fix it, if it comes out wrong. | |
Is my size up there? | |
We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick. | |
Is my size up there? | |
With the collars ripped off, like that Flashdance flick. | |
Is my size up there? | |
Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid. | |
You can buy off the rack, or have it custom made, | |
And it' s all guaranteed to never shrink or fade, | |
' Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede. | |
If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom, | |
Is my size up there? | |
We can get you the best one that' s made in Taiwan. | |
Is my size up there? | |
We got jackets with patches on the elbows, too. | |
Is my size up there? | |
And we' ll sell ' em all factorydirect to you. | |
Is my size up there? | |
Well, I never made it past the second grade. | |
It took all of my life for me to learn this trade. | |
But my friends are all thinking that I' ve got it made, | |
' Cause I' m known the world over as the King of Suede. | |
There' s a twoforone sale on our threepiece suits. | |
Check out our suede pajamas and our suedecovered boots. | |
You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. | |
Do what you want, but don' t step on my blue suede shoes. | |
King of Suede. | |
Don' t miss out on our giant liquidation sale. | |
Is my size up there? | |
Look for our color catalog in next week' s mail. | |
Is my size up there? | |
There' s a sale on our doubleknit slacks today. | |
It' s the same old sale as yesterday. | |
Thirty years in the same location I have stayed, | |
There I am, right next door to Willy' s Fun Arcade. | |
I got tough competition but I' m not afraid, | |
' Cause it' s my destiny to be the King of Suede. | |
King of Suede. | |
King of Suede. | |
King of Suede. | |
I' ll always be King of Suede. | |
I' ll always be King of Suede |