| Song | King Of Suede |
| Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
| Album | In 3-D |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Yankovic | |
| There's a sale on our gabardine suits today. | |
| They're all thirty percent off from yesterday. | |
| There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed. | |
| Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need. | |
| We've got every color, we've got ev'ry shade. | |
| We're located next door to Willy's Fun Arcade. | |
| We got every fabric that was ever made, | |
| But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede. | |
| We got portly and regular and extra-long. | |
| (Is my size up there?) | |
| We got tailors to fix it, if it comes out wrong. | |
| (Is my size up there?) | |
| We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick. | |
| (Is my size up there?) | |
| With the collars ripped off, like that Flashdance flick. | |
| (Is my size up there?) | |
| Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid. | |
| You can buy off the rack, or have it custom made, | |
| And it's all guaranteed to never shrink or fade, | |
| 'Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede. | |
| If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom, | |
| (Is my size up there?) | |
| We can get you the best one that's made in Taiwan. | |
| (Is my size up there?) | |
| We got jackets with patches on the elbows, too. | |
| (Is my size up there?) | |
| And we'll sell 'em all factory-direct to you. | |
| (Is my size up there?) | |
| Well, I never made it past the second grade. | |
| It took all of my life for me to learn this trade. | |
| But my friends are all thinking that I've got it made, | |
| 'Cause I'm known the world over as the King of Suede. | |
| There's a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits. | |
| Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots. | |
| You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. | |
| Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes. | |
| King of Suede. | |
| Don't miss out on our giant liquidation sale. | |
| (Is my size up there?) | |
| Look for our color catalog in next week's mail. | |
| (Is my size up there?) | |
| There's a sale on our double-knit slacks today. | |
| It's the same old sale as yesterday. | |
| Thirty years in the same location I have stayed, | |
| There I am, right next door to Willy's Fun Arcade. | |
| I got tough competition but I'm not afraid, | |
| 'Cause it's my destiny to be the King of Suede. | |
| King of Suede. | |
| King of Suede. | |
| King of Suede. | |
| I'll always be King of Suede. | |
| I'll always be King of Suede |
| zuo ci : Yankovic | |
| There' s a sale on our gabardine suits today. | |
| They' re all thirty percent off from yesterday. | |
| There' s Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed. | |
| Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need. | |
| We' ve got every color, we' ve got ev' ry shade. | |
| We' re located next door to Willy' s Fun Arcade. | |
| We got every fabric that was ever made, | |
| But I' m known in this city as the King of Suede. | |
| We got portly and regular and extralong. | |
| Is my size up there? | |
| We got tailors to fix it, if it comes out wrong. | |
| Is my size up there? | |
| We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick. | |
| Is my size up there? | |
| With the collars ripped off, like that Flashdance flick. | |
| Is my size up there? | |
| Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid. | |
| You can buy off the rack, or have it custom made, | |
| And it' s all guaranteed to never shrink or fade, | |
| ' Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede. | |
| If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom, | |
| Is my size up there? | |
| We can get you the best one that' s made in Taiwan. | |
| Is my size up there? | |
| We got jackets with patches on the elbows, too. | |
| Is my size up there? | |
| And we' ll sell ' em all factorydirect to you. | |
| Is my size up there? | |
| Well, I never made it past the second grade. | |
| It took all of my life for me to learn this trade. | |
| But my friends are all thinking that I' ve got it made, | |
| ' Cause I' m known the world over as the King of Suede. | |
| There' s a twoforone sale on our threepiece suits. | |
| Check out our suede pajamas and our suedecovered boots. | |
| You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. | |
| Do what you want, but don' t step on my blue suede shoes. | |
| King of Suede. | |
| Don' t miss out on our giant liquidation sale. | |
| Is my size up there? | |
| Look for our color catalog in next week' s mail. | |
| Is my size up there? | |
| There' s a sale on our doubleknit slacks today. | |
| It' s the same old sale as yesterday. | |
| Thirty years in the same location I have stayed, | |
| There I am, right next door to Willy' s Fun Arcade. | |
| I got tough competition but I' m not afraid, | |
| ' Cause it' s my destiny to be the King of Suede. | |
| King of Suede. | |
| King of Suede. | |
| King of Suede. | |
| I' ll always be King of Suede. | |
| I' ll always be King of Suede |
| zuò cí : Yankovic | |
| There' s a sale on our gabardine suits today. | |
| They' re all thirty percent off from yesterday. | |
| There' s Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed. | |
| Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need. | |
| We' ve got every color, we' ve got ev' ry shade. | |
| We' re located next door to Willy' s Fun Arcade. | |
| We got every fabric that was ever made, | |
| But I' m known in this city as the King of Suede. | |
| We got portly and regular and extralong. | |
| Is my size up there? | |
| We got tailors to fix it, if it comes out wrong. | |
| Is my size up there? | |
| We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick. | |
| Is my size up there? | |
| With the collars ripped off, like that Flashdance flick. | |
| Is my size up there? | |
| Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid. | |
| You can buy off the rack, or have it custom made, | |
| And it' s all guaranteed to never shrink or fade, | |
| ' Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede. | |
| If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom, | |
| Is my size up there? | |
| We can get you the best one that' s made in Taiwan. | |
| Is my size up there? | |
| We got jackets with patches on the elbows, too. | |
| Is my size up there? | |
| And we' ll sell ' em all factorydirect to you. | |
| Is my size up there? | |
| Well, I never made it past the second grade. | |
| It took all of my life for me to learn this trade. | |
| But my friends are all thinking that I' ve got it made, | |
| ' Cause I' m known the world over as the King of Suede. | |
| There' s a twoforone sale on our threepiece suits. | |
| Check out our suede pajamas and our suedecovered boots. | |
| You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. | |
| Do what you want, but don' t step on my blue suede shoes. | |
| King of Suede. | |
| Don' t miss out on our giant liquidation sale. | |
| Is my size up there? | |
| Look for our color catalog in next week' s mail. | |
| Is my size up there? | |
| There' s a sale on our doubleknit slacks today. | |
| It' s the same old sale as yesterday. | |
| Thirty years in the same location I have stayed, | |
| There I am, right next door to Willy' s Fun Arcade. | |
| I got tough competition but I' m not afraid, | |
| ' Cause it' s my destiny to be the King of Suede. | |
| King of Suede. | |
| King of Suede. | |
| King of Suede. | |
| I' ll always be King of Suede. | |
| I' ll always be King of Suede |