| Song | Midnight Star |
| Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
| Album | In 3-D |
| 作词 : Yankovic | |
| I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less | |
| At the checkout counter at the local grocery store | |
| I was only passin' by | |
| But a paper caught my eye | |
| And i learend a few things i mever knew before | |
| It said your pet may be an extra terrestrial | |
| It said the ghost of elvis is living in my den | |
| You can learn to cope with stress | |
| You can beat the irs | |
| And the incredible frog boy is on the loose again | |
| Oh, mignight star | |
| It's in the weekly midnight star | |
| Aliens from outer space are sleeping in my car | |
| Midnight star, i wanna know, i wanna know | |
| Eat jelly donuts and lose twenty pounds a day | |
| Hear the story of the man born without a head | |
| And top psychics all agree | |
| That the telephone company | |
| Will have a brand new service that lets you talk to the dead | |
| Oh, midnight star | |
| You can believe it if you read it in the weekly mignight star | |
| They're keeping hitler's brain alive inside a jar | |
| Midnight star, i wanna know, i wanna know | |
| Tell me, tell me, tell me how to make my bust-line grow | |
| Midnight star, i wanna know | |
| Oh, midnight star | |
| Well, don't you know that i read it, i read it in the weekly midnight star | |
| The ufos have landed and we'll tell you where they are | |
| Midnight star, i wanna know, i wanna know | |
| Midnight star | |
| Well, you can read all about in in the weekly midnight star | |
| You can use you esp to learn to play guitar | |
| Midnight star i wanna know, i wanna know | |
| (ah, midnight star) i wanna know, i wanna know | |
| (ah, midnight star) i wanna know, i wanna know | |
| (ah, midnight star) i wanna know, i wanna know | |
| (ah, midnight star) inquiring minds like mine wanna know | |
| (you can read it {x5}, midnight star {x2}) (ah, midnight star) i wanna know, i wanna know | |
| (you can read it {x5}, midnight star {x2}) (ah, midnight star) i wanna know, i wanna know | |
| (you can read it {x5}, midnight star {x2}) (ah, midnight star) i wanna know, i wanna know | |
| (you can read it {x5}, midnight star {x2}) (ah, midnight star) i wanna know, i wanna know | |
| (you can read it {x5}, midnight star {x2}) (ah, midnight star) i wanna know, i wanna know | |
| (you can read it {x5}, midnight star {x2}) (ah, midnight star) i wanna know, i wanna know |
| zuò cí : Yankovic | |
| I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less | |
| At the checkout counter at the local grocery store | |
| I was only passin' by | |
| But a paper caught my eye | |
| And i learend a few things i mever knew before | |
| It said your pet may be an extra terrestrial | |
| It said the ghost of elvis is living in my den | |
| You can learn to cope with stress | |
| You can beat the irs | |
| And the incredible frog boy is on the loose again | |
| Oh, mignight star | |
| It' s in the weekly midnight star | |
| Aliens from outer space are sleeping in my car | |
| Midnight star, i wanna know, i wanna know | |
| Eat jelly donuts and lose twenty pounds a day | |
| Hear the story of the man born without a head | |
| And top psychics all agree | |
| That the telephone company | |
| Will have a brand new service that lets you talk to the dead | |
| Oh, midnight star | |
| You can believe it if you read it in the weekly mignight star | |
| They' re keeping hitler' s brain alive inside a jar | |
| Midnight star, i wanna know, i wanna know | |
| Tell me, tell me, tell me how to make my bustline grow | |
| Midnight star, i wanna know | |
| Oh, midnight star | |
| Well, don' t you know that i read it, i read it in the weekly midnight star | |
| The ufos have landed and we' ll tell you where they are | |
| Midnight star, i wanna know, i wanna know | |
| Midnight star | |
| Well, you can read all about in in the weekly midnight star | |
| You can use you esp to learn to play guitar | |
| Midnight star i wanna know, i wanna know | |
| ah, midnight star i wanna know, i wanna know | |
| ah, midnight star i wanna know, i wanna know | |
| ah, midnight star i wanna know, i wanna know | |
| ah, midnight star inquiring minds like mine wanna know | |
| you can read it x5, midnight star x2 ah, midnight star i wanna know, i wanna know | |
| you can read it x5, midnight star x2 ah, midnight star i wanna know, i wanna know | |
| you can read it x5, midnight star x2 ah, midnight star i wanna know, i wanna know | |
| you can read it x5, midnight star x2 ah, midnight star i wanna know, i wanna know | |
| you can read it x5, midnight star x2 ah, midnight star i wanna know, i wanna know | |
| you can read it x5, midnight star x2 ah, midnight star i wanna know, i wanna know |