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(scratch scratch scratch) |
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I had alot of acne and pimples (pop pop) |
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I had to stay at home |
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Eventually no one came near me |
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(Eeeew! Eeoogh!) |
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All I had was my comb |
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And when it came to girls |
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The other guys seemed to have all the luck |
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(Why, hello, honey, like to come to the high school hop tonight, huh? |
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Wha hy, you little chickadee!) |
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Until one day, I heard them say |
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(His comb is full of muck!) |
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(Now he's the King of Scurf) |
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They know me everywhere |
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(King of Scurf) |
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I got filthy hair |
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(He's got dandruff) |
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More'n my share |
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I'm the King of Scurfers, yeah! |
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(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) |
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Hmm hmm hmm |
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(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) |
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Ooo ooo oooo |
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(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) |
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Oh oh |
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(King of Scurfers, yeah!) |
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Only last Saturday |
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We had a scene at our local pub |
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(Yah, yiy yiy yiy, that was fantastic!) |
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Everybody was jumpin' and jivin' |
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(Jump! Oooo!) |
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Some were doin' the Bop |
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(Bop shoo waddy waddy) |
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Oh, look what came over there! |
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I was shooping my head |
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The dandruff spread |
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Wow! Look at him go! |
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Like leaves blowin' off of the trees |
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Million teeny boppers and long haired moppers |
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In scurf right up to their knees |
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I can feel it in my sneakers! |
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(Now he's the King of Scurf) |
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They know me everywhere |
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(King of Scurf) |
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I got filthy hair |
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(He's got dandruff) |
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More'n my share |
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I'm the King of Scurfers, yeah! |
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(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) |
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Oool ooo ooo ooo ooo |
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(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) |
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Oooo hooo |
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(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) |
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Oh oh |
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King of Scurfers, yeah! |
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At the beach one day |
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A muscle man kicked some sand in my face |
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(Ha ha ha ha ha) |
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So I whipped out my comb and scratched my dome |
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And soon put him back in his place |
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That's better! |
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You see, the top of my head |
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Was evenly spread |
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Like the snow on top of the Alps (whoosh!) |
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The scurfin' kids really flipped their lids |
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When they saw the state of my scalp |
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Wow! The perfect amount! |
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(Now he's the King of Scurf) |
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They know me everywhere |
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(King of Scurf) |
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I got filthy hair |
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(He's got dandruff) |
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More'n my share |
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I'm the King of Scurfers, yeah! |
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Guess I'll just have to start from scratch |
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(Oooo, scurfing, yeah) |
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Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm |
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(Oooo, scurfing, yeah) |
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Ooo ooo ooo oooo |
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(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) |
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Woo oooo oooo oooo |
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King of Scurfers, yeah! |
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(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) |
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Oh oh oh oh wah aaaah |
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(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) |
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Aah aah aah aaaah aah |
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(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) |
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The King of Scurf |
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(King of Scurfers, yeah!) |
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(Oooo, scurfing, yeah) |
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Wah aah aah aah aah |
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(Oooo, scurfing, yeah) |
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Whoa oh oh aah aaah |
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(Oooo, scurfing, yeah) |
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Wah aah aah aaahahaa |
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(King of Scurfers, yeah!) |
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(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) |
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ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo |
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(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) |
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Ooo ooo ooo oooo |
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(Oooo, scurfing, yeah) |
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Whoah oaah wah aah |
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(King of Scurfers, yeah!) |
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(Oooo, scurfing, yeah) |
