| Song | Dirty Postcards |
| Artist | The Korgis |
| Album | The Korgis |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作曲 : Warren | |
| I thought it was a joke when you called me up | |
| And said you needed ironing | |
| There were creases in your facial lining | |
| Won't you have a little rest when they turn out the lights | |
| A nice cup of tea and you'll be feeling alright | |
| Don't fret, you'll recover yet you'll see | |
| So keep on sending dirty postcards back to me | |
| Back to me, back to me | |
| I thought it was a lark when you phoned my dad | |
| And told him that you'd have to catch the measles | |
| You're flesh was being ripped to shreds by weasels | |
| Won't you have a little rest when they turn out the lights | |
| A nice cup of tea and you'll be feeling alright | |
| Don't fret, you'll recover yet you'll see | |
| So keep on sending dirty postcards back to me | |
| Back to me, back to me | |
| T'was on the Norfolk Broads | |
| We were punting one day | |
| You received a nasty bump on the head | |
| And you've never been the same since needless to say | |
| How I wish it could have been me instead | |
| I wish it could have been me instead | |
| I thought it was a prank when you wired the Pope | |
| To say you'd a vision of an aardvaark | |
| Who was perpetrating ghastly deeds with St Mark | |
| Won't you have a little rest when they turn out the lights | |
| A nice cup of tea and you'll be feeling alright | |
| Don't fret, you'll recover yet you'll see | |
| So keep on sending dirty postcards back to me | |
| Back to me, back to me |
| zuo qu : Warren | |
| I thought it was a joke when you called me up | |
| And said you needed ironing | |
| There were creases in your facial lining | |
| Won' t you have a little rest when they turn out the lights | |
| A nice cup of tea and you' ll be feeling alright | |
| Don' t fret, you' ll recover yet you' ll see | |
| So keep on sending dirty postcards back to me | |
| Back to me, back to me | |
| I thought it was a lark when you phoned my dad | |
| And told him that you' d have to catch the measles | |
| You' re flesh was being ripped to shreds by weasels | |
| Won' t you have a little rest when they turn out the lights | |
| A nice cup of tea and you' ll be feeling alright | |
| Don' t fret, you' ll recover yet you' ll see | |
| So keep on sending dirty postcards back to me | |
| Back to me, back to me | |
| T' was on the Norfolk Broads | |
| We were punting one day | |
| You received a nasty bump on the head | |
| And you' ve never been the same since needless to say | |
| How I wish it could have been me instead | |
| I wish it could have been me instead | |
| I thought it was a prank when you wired the Pope | |
| To say you' d a vision of an aardvaark | |
| Who was perpetrating ghastly deeds with St Mark | |
| Won' t you have a little rest when they turn out the lights | |
| A nice cup of tea and you' ll be feeling alright | |
| Don' t fret, you' ll recover yet you' ll see | |
| So keep on sending dirty postcards back to me | |
| Back to me, back to me |
| zuò qǔ : Warren | |
| I thought it was a joke when you called me up | |
| And said you needed ironing | |
| There were creases in your facial lining | |
| Won' t you have a little rest when they turn out the lights | |
| A nice cup of tea and you' ll be feeling alright | |
| Don' t fret, you' ll recover yet you' ll see | |
| So keep on sending dirty postcards back to me | |
| Back to me, back to me | |
| I thought it was a lark when you phoned my dad | |
| And told him that you' d have to catch the measles | |
| You' re flesh was being ripped to shreds by weasels | |
| Won' t you have a little rest when they turn out the lights | |
| A nice cup of tea and you' ll be feeling alright | |
| Don' t fret, you' ll recover yet you' ll see | |
| So keep on sending dirty postcards back to me | |
| Back to me, back to me | |
| T' was on the Norfolk Broads | |
| We were punting one day | |
| You received a nasty bump on the head | |
| And you' ve never been the same since needless to say | |
| How I wish it could have been me instead | |
| I wish it could have been me instead | |
| I thought it was a prank when you wired the Pope | |
| To say you' d a vision of an aardvaark | |
| Who was perpetrating ghastly deeds with St Mark | |
| Won' t you have a little rest when they turn out the lights | |
| A nice cup of tea and you' ll be feeling alright | |
| Don' t fret, you' ll recover yet you' ll see | |
| So keep on sending dirty postcards back to me | |
| Back to me, back to me |