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It's just another |
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Saturday Hanging out at |
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DBAAll I came for was whisky and a bunch of pints |
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I have a drink or two or three |
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And I feel like |
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I'm on TV' |
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Cause some girl across the bar is giving me the evil eye |
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I make a move to see what's up and bump right into some dump jock |
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The guy gets pissed and he throws his drink right in my face |
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Well now he started, but |
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I'll finish |
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But first |
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I'll have another |
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GuinnessFighting's such a boring thing |
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I gave it up, |
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I always win |
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Ask me how |
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I sleep at night |
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This is how |
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I live my life |
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Drinking, smoking, screwing, right! |
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Don't tell me how to live my life! |
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Another guy, another day. |
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Why won't this guy just go away |
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Talk my ear off and |
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I don't want to smell your breath |
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You like my band, |
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I understand |
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When you say, "I love you man" |
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Can't I have just a minute to go take a piss? |
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The he asks me if |
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I'm saved |
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And do I walk with |
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God each day |
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No way man, |
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I have always been down with sin |
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He tells me |
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God loves all of us as |
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I get back on the bus' |
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Cause God just told me |
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I was gonna get my dick sucked! |
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Good for you, you're born again |
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Yuppie Young |
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Republican |
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Ask me how |
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I sleep at night |
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This is how |
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I live my life |
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Drinking, smoking, screwing, right! |
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Don't tell me how to live my life! |
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Being straight makes you happy |
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Stay the fuck away from me |
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So you're gay, oh happy day |
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And you don't smoke, that's just great |
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And eating meat, oh |
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God forbid |
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You'll be more fun when you're dead |
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Another time, far away, |
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I'm in Tampa, |
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FLAI saw my friends and we went out and got really drunk |
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Got in the car and drove aroundand passed the |
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Yankees training ground |
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We drove up close and then |
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I went and hopped the fence |
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I ran around the bases twice and thought the on-deck mat was nice |
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I put it back though and ran back out to meet my friends |
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The cops were there, they saw the tape |
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Straight to jail at any rate |
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Three month later |
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Howard Stern got |
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George to drop the case! |
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Ask me how |
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I sleep at night |
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This is how |
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I live my life |
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Drinking, smoking, screwing, right! |
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Don't tell me how to live my life! |