Shenanigans

Shenanigans Lyrics

Song Shenanigans
Artist Stormtroopers of Death
Album Bigger Than the Devil
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It's just another
Saturday Hanging out at
DBAAll I came for was whisky and a bunch of pints
I have a drink or two or three
And I feel like
I'm on TV'
Cause some girl across the bar is giving me the evil eye
I make a move to see what's up and bump right into some dump jock
The guy gets pissed and he throws his drink right in my face
Well now he started, but
I'll finish
But first
I'll have another
GuinnessFighting's such a boring thing
I gave it up,
I always win
Ask me how
I sleep at night
This is how
I live my life
Drinking, smoking, screwing, right!
Don't tell me how to live my life!
Another guy, another day.
Why won't this guy just go away
Talk my ear off and
I don't want to smell your breath
You like my band,
I understand
When you say, "I love you man"
Can't I have just a minute to go take a piss?
The he asks me if
I'm saved
And do I walk with
God each day
No way man,
I have always been down with sin
He tells me
God loves all of us as
I get back on the bus'
Cause God just told me
I was gonna get my dick sucked!
Good for you, you're born again
Yuppie Young
Republican
Ask me how
I sleep at night
This is how
I live my life
Drinking, smoking, screwing, right!
Don't tell me how to live my life!
Being straight makes you happy
Stay the fuck away from me
So you're gay, oh happy day
And you don't smoke, that's just great
And eating meat, oh
God forbid
You'll be more fun when you're dead
Another time, far away,
I'm in Tampa,
FLAI saw my friends and we went out and got really drunk
Got in the car and drove aroundand passed the
Yankees training ground
We drove up close and then
I went and hopped the fence
I ran around the bases twice and thought the on-deck mat was nice
I put it back though and ran back out to meet my friends
The cops were there, they saw the tape
Straight to jail at any rate
Three month later
Howard Stern got
George to drop the case!
Ask me how
I sleep at night
This is how
I live my life
Drinking, smoking, screwing, right!
Don't tell me how to live my life!
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