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I hate to say it, Santa, but you're acting like a DICK! |
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You should give presents to everyone that's good, and not just to your personal clique. |
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If you bring me a toy to open Christmas morning, |
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I'll let you be my boyfriend, all bearded fat and horny, |
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Oh yea. |
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Oh yea. |
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What does Jesus have to do with you? |
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You've got as much to do with Jesus as you do with Scooby-Doo, |
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What do you have to do with Jesus? |
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You have as much to do with him as you do your mother's penis, |
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Oh yea. |
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Though I don't think he's the son of God, |
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I think he was still a nice boy. |
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If you ask yourself "What would Jesus do?", |
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He'd say give the Jew girl toys, give the Jew girl toys, |
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Give the Jew girl toys. |
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Don't be a douche, what would Jesus do? |
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He'd say give the Jew girl toys. |
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"Claus"? |
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Is that German? |
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Santa Klaus... |
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Santa KLAUS!" |
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You made a list and I checked it twice, |
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And there is nobody named Silverman, or Mouskawitz or Weis, |
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You have a list, well Schindler did to, |
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Liam Neison played him, Tim Allen played you. |
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Give the Jew girl to-oy-oy-oy-oys, |
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Don't be a douche, what would Jesus do? |
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Give the Jew girl toys. |
