Nobody's Perfect Lyrics
| Song | Nobody's Perfect |
| Artist | Sarah Silverman |
| Album | Jesus Is Magic |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Abraham Lincoln, we get it you're tall | |
| You don't need the hat too | |
| Or maybe you do | |
| Mother Teresa, two words: B.O. | |
| She was nice I'll give her that | |
| But she didn't smell like a rose | |
| She did a lot of good in the world | |
| But guess who... | |
| Smelled like poo | |
| Nobody's perfect | |
| No one at all | |
| Nobody's perfect | |
| There's always a fault | |
| Don't go thinking you're any better | |
| There's always something wrong | |
| George Washington Carver | |
| Changed the world with his nuts | |
| He sat on a few and invented peanut butter with his butt | |
| B.F.D | |
| Who cares about the peanut? | |
| Peanut's like the penny of snack foods | |
| And well well well, look who's on the penny | |
| I'm surprised they're tall enough | |
| (You know who) | |
| Gandhi, do you ever wash | |
| That white sheet that you wear? | |
| Do you have a last name | |
| Or is it just like Cher? | |
| You hunger-striked for peace | |
| When the truth was you hated your thighs | |
| Enough with the lies | |
| And it's time to wash that sheet | |
| Nobody's perfect | |
| No one at all | |
| Nobody's perfect | |
| There's always a fault | |
| Don't go thinking you're any better | |
| There's always something wrong | |
| Nobody's perfect | |
| I'm not perfect | |
| I'm way too pretty first of all | |
| I eat and eat like a pig—can not gain a pound | |
| The doctor's worried about that by the way | |
| My IQ is like four million | |
| Which is ... it can be a burden, actually | |
| You wouldn't understand | |
| I like to think of myself as very Jesus-y | |
| I can say that because I don't think... | |
| He was the savior, anything | |
| I just, I'm into peace | |
| Plus I wear sandals | |
| You know, he wore sandals | |
| So there's that. | |
| But mostly | |
| We have the same hair |
| Abraham Lincoln, we get it you' re tall | |
| You don' t need the hat too | |
| Or maybe you do | |
| Mother Teresa, two words: B. O. | |
| She was nice I' ll give her that | |
| But she didn' t smell like a rose | |
| She did a lot of good in the world | |
| But guess who... | |
| Smelled like poo | |
| Nobody' s perfect | |
| No one at all | |
| Nobody' s perfect | |
| There' s always a fault | |
| Don' t go thinking you' re any better | |
| There' s always something wrong | |
| George Washington Carver | |
| Changed the world with his nuts | |
| He sat on a few and invented peanut butter with his butt | |
| B. F. D | |
| Who cares about the peanut? | |
| Peanut' s like the penny of snack foods | |
| And well well well, look who' s on the penny | |
| I' m surprised they' re tall enough | |
| You know who | |
| Gandhi, do you ever wash | |
| That white sheet that you wear? | |
| Do you have a last name | |
| Or is it just like Cher? | |
| You hungerstriked for peace | |
| When the truth was you hated your thighs | |
| Enough with the lies | |
| And it' s time to wash that sheet | |
| Nobody' s perfect | |
| No one at all | |
| Nobody' s perfect | |
| There' s always a fault | |
| Don' t go thinking you' re any better | |
| There' s always something wrong | |
| Nobody' s perfect | |
| I' m not perfect | |
| I' m way too pretty first of all | |
| I eat and eat like a pig can not gain a pound | |
| The doctor' s worried about that by the way | |
| My IQ is like four million | |
| Which is ... it can be a burden, actually | |
| You wouldn' t understand | |
| I like to think of myself as very Jesusy | |
| I can say that because I don' t think... | |
| He was the savior, anything | |
| I just, I' m into peace | |
| Plus I wear sandals | |
| You know, he wore sandals | |
| So there' s that. | |
| But mostly | |
| We have the same hair |
| Abraham Lincoln, we get it you' re tall | |
| You don' t need the hat too | |
| Or maybe you do | |
| Mother Teresa, two words: B. O. | |
| She was nice I' ll give her that | |
| But she didn' t smell like a rose | |
| She did a lot of good in the world | |
| But guess who... | |
| Smelled like poo | |
| Nobody' s perfect | |
| No one at all | |
| Nobody' s perfect | |
| There' s always a fault | |
| Don' t go thinking you' re any better | |
| There' s always something wrong | |
| George Washington Carver | |
| Changed the world with his nuts | |
| He sat on a few and invented peanut butter with his butt | |
| B. F. D | |
| Who cares about the peanut? | |
| Peanut' s like the penny of snack foods | |
| And well well well, look who' s on the penny | |
| I' m surprised they' re tall enough | |
| You know who | |
| Gandhi, do you ever wash | |
| That white sheet that you wear? | |
| Do you have a last name | |
| Or is it just like Cher? | |
| You hungerstriked for peace | |
| When the truth was you hated your thighs | |
| Enough with the lies | |
| And it' s time to wash that sheet | |
| Nobody' s perfect | |
| No one at all | |
| Nobody' s perfect | |
| There' s always a fault | |
| Don' t go thinking you' re any better | |
| There' s always something wrong | |
| Nobody' s perfect | |
| I' m not perfect | |
| I' m way too pretty first of all | |
| I eat and eat like a pig can not gain a pound | |
| The doctor' s worried about that by the way | |
| My IQ is like four million | |
| Which is ... it can be a burden, actually | |
| You wouldn' t understand | |
| I like to think of myself as very Jesusy | |
| I can say that because I don' t think... | |
| He was the savior, anything | |
| I just, I' m into peace | |
| Plus I wear sandals | |
| You know, he wore sandals | |
| So there' s that. | |
| But mostly | |
| We have the same hair |
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