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Can you blow your own nose? |
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Can you tie your own shoe? |
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If you had Velcro ones, |
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would you even know what to do? |
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When you make a doodee |
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is it in your pants? |
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(Or trousers as they said in the day) |
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(Are you mad because your grandson is gay?) |
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(Is it a bummer that your pubes are all gray?) |
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When you clear your throat |
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is it really disgusting? |
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Does it go on for hours and miles? |
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You're Gonna Die Soon x2 |
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It's not cold in here you're just dying |
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You're Gonna Die Soon x2 |
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You in the back |
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You are dying soon |
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You're Gonna Die Soon x2 |
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We're all gonna die |
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but not as soon as you guys |
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You're Gonna Die x2 |
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You're Dying |
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[At the Funeral] |
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You think I'm Lazy?! |
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That's Hilarious! |
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You sit around, dye your hair, and take drugs! |
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The more you shrink, the bigger your mouth gets! |
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You drive me crazy how you chew your walnuts! |
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You told me you hated my perm! |
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[opens coffin] |
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I visited you! |
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Pick up your prescription?! |
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I'm not your candy man, you bag of bones! |
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[While shaking the corpse of her grandma:] |
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You're Gonna Die Soon! |
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You're Gonna Die! |
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You're Dying! |
