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Here I go again with my big mouth |
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Spouting off like I got something going |
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I wrote a show and it's playing tonight? |
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I'm so full of shit man, what was I thinking? |
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I got to write a show |
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And how am I gonna do a show |
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When I don't even have a show |
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To wri-e-ite |
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I never wrote a show |
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But if I ever wrote a show |
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I bet that all of them would know |
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And think and fight |
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You know what? Fuck them. |
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I could write a show ... |
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I could write a show ... |
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I'll just ... I'll just do it |
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I'll write a show |
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All it takes is elbow grease |
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And I could write a show |
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I'll write a show tonight |
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I hope I do it right |
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I could take this mixed up world |
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And put it in a show |
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I'll write a show alright |
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And have it by tonight |
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All I need is a theater space |
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And a bag of weed |
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And a star... |
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A star! |
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Great, Good Job, Sarah |
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I'm writing a whole show for tonight |
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And I don't even have a star. |
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Who's going to be my star? |
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She's gotta be pretty |
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And she's gotta be smart |
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She's gotta be funny |
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And she's gotta be hot |
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She's got to have a perfect smile |
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Just like me |
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I just need a star |
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But who could it be? |
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(Julia Roberts?) |
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Mmm. Nah. |
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(Nicole Kidman?) |
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Are you kidding man? |
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(Sandra Bullock?) |
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Sandra Boo-luck (in a mocking voice) |
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She's gotta be the kind of girl |
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Who just blows your mind. |
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She ought to be better |
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Than those three twats combined. |
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She's got to have the thing |
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That you just can't def-i-yee-ine. Woo! |
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(whisper) |
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Me. It's me. |
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You're beautiful |
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No. Not like this. |
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Alright, I'll do it. |
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I got what it takes |
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Got what it needs |
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Got what a show needs |
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I outshow 'em all |
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Little old me |
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I'm what the world needs |
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Hear the train coming, |
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It's coming for me |
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I'm going to Star Town. |
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Hear the train coming, |
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It's coming for me |
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I'm going to be star now |
