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I know you think she's sweet as candy |
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I know you wanna be with her |
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But Josie got a reputation |
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A scratch behind her purr |
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She's got her little game perfected |
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She'll let you think you have control |
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Then one day when you would least expect it |
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And steal away your soul |
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It's so easy when you think you're winning |
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But she's got herself another plan |
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You may think you're being clever like a modern man |
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But Josie has the upper hand |
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She's stubborn as a drunken donkey |
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She's subtle as a wrecking ball |
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She's spoiled like a bad banana |
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You're gonna slip and fall |
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She's denser than her diamond necklace |
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She's colder than a toilet seat |
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She's lazy as a dog on Sunday, but |
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You're the one who's on a leash |
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[Chorus] |
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I know you're not to blame |
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And there's no shame in falling for her siren |
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But while you're still a man |
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You better get out while you can |
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[Chorus x 2] |