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I'm vitamin-enriched |
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What's more, I'm absolutely wholesome |
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No artificial processing or anything so loathsome |
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You'll fancy me at lunch, not to mention tea |
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I'm easily digested naturally! |
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You'll want to slip me in your kitchen |
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How'd you like to mother me? |
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And I'll be tasty, Mr. Pastry, wouldn't that be lovely? |
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My mother once told me, "Eat what you are given!" |
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Don't worry mum, I've realised what fun that could be |
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It makes a real man of me now, I think you'll agree |
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I've got more calories than brown bread in me now |
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No-one can tell! |
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I'm vitamin-enriched |
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What's more, I'm absolutely wholesome! |
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No artificial processing or anything so loathsome! |
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You'll fancy me at lunch, not to mention tea |
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I'm easily digested naturally! |
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So don't be scared by the thought |
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of putting on three extra stone |
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Disregard all dieting information |
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It's best to leave well alone |
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You're better off fully grown! |