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| [00:12.23] | 鱼： |
| [00:15.02] | 又见你评论又见你 |
| [00:18.95] | 天天混文章区（朵：哎呦齁怎么哪都有你——JAY式湾湾腔） |
| [00:22.57] | 朵： |
| [00:22.57] | 别假装处处有惊喜 |
| [00:26.53] | 守夜还比一比（鱼：学狼嚎“嗷呜”） |
| [00:29.40] | 鱼： |
| [00:30.40] | 笑嘻嘻你又笑嘻嘻 |
| [00:34.09] | 点歌还发私信（朵：给我加大力度！美声你行不行？） |
| [00:37.69] | 朵： |
| [00:37.69] | 不给蕉却看完视频 |
| [00:41.65] | （我）掐掐掐掐死你（鱼：救命啊~~） |
| [00:45.20] | 两只： |
| [00:45.20] | 啦啦啦～（朵：哎呦这位大爷~看完您给蕉了没啊？） |
| [00:52.71] | 啦啦啦～（鱼：点了我的关注，就是我的人，哎你不要跑啊~~不~要~跑~啊~） |
| [00:59.30] | 朵： |
| [01:00.16] | 秒回复Q群不过瘾 |
| [01:04.11] | 唧唧又复唧唧（鱼：睡你mb起来嗨啊！） |
| [01:07.76] | 鱼： |
| [01:07.76] | 替猴子假装是机器 |
| [01:11.72] | 恰恰好适合你（朵：机器人，是你，又是你，怎么一直是你？！） |
| [01:15.16] | 朵： |
| [01:15.16] | 开飞机飞到青草地 |
| [01:19.17] | 头发没它茂密（鱼：草啊~碧绿碧绿的草啊~——沸羊羊式感叹） |
| [01:22.83] | 鱼： |
| [01:22.83] | 老司机劝你长点心 |
| [01:26.79] | 恰恰安全第一（朵：道路千万条，安全第一条，不规范就两行泪啊，不是你哭！） |
| [01:30.24] | 两只： |
| [01:30.24] | 啦啦啦～ |
| [01:38.16] | 啦啦啦～ |
| [01:44.67] | 两只： |
| [01:45.63] | 多么的俏皮多么的诡异 |
| [01:49.43] | 弹幕都能认出是你 |
| [01:53.22] | 不要太靠近也不要太远离 |
| [01:56.98] | 恰恰恰好的神秘 |
| [02:01.06] | （朵：哎呦这位大爷~哎哎哎你别走啊~你~回~来~~~） |
| [02:09.52] | （鱼：嘤嘤嘤，人家都嘤嘤嘤了，再不理我小拳拳捶你~） |
| [02:15.84] | （朵：哎呦~哎呦~哎呦~哎呦~我也不知道我为什么要“哎呦”~） |
| [02:23.38] | （朵：鹅鹅鹅~鹅鹅鹅~呵呵呵呵呵~） |
| [02:27.31] | （鱼：好吧说正经的，什么时候娶我？） |
| [02:30.16] | 鱼： |
| [02:30.99] | 蛋生鸡鸡生蛋生鸡 |
| [02:34.91] | 多无聊的话题（朵：到底先有蛋还是先有鸡？） |
| [02:38.25] | 朵： |
| [02:38.25] | 再啰嗦开人工屏蔽 |
| [02:41.99] | 谁较真谁抑郁（鱼：你说什么风太大我听不清~~） |
| [02:46.01] | 鱼： |
| [02:46.01] | 小小鸡生小小鸡鸡 |
| [02:49.81] | 再说我掐死你（鱼：小鸡鸡是什么，好吃吗？） |
| [02:53.41] | 朵： |
| [02:53.41] | 不给蕉蕉都给不起 |
| [02:57.43] | 在马桶上哭泣（鱼：我的宝马在哪里~~） |
| [02:59.97] | 两只： |
| [03:00.88] | 啦啦啦～ |
| [03:08.80] | 啦啦啦～ |
| [03:15.79] | 两只： |
| [03:16.15] | 多一点开心再多点佛系 |
| [03:20.11] | 颤抖吧那些小情绪 |
| [03:23.90] | 投五个香蕉换观后感好评 |
| [03:27.62] | 恰恰恰好的蕉易 |
| [03:31.36] | 啦啦啦～ |
| [03:38.96] | 啦啦啦～ |
| [03:47.10] | 啦啦啦～ |
| [03:54.09] | 啦啦啦～ |
| [04:01.14] | （朵：大爷~你给了蕉再走啊~） |
| [04:04.13] | （鱼：算了算了，亲一口原谅你） |
| [00:00.00] | zuo ci : wu |
| [00:01.00] | zuo qu : wu |
| [00:12.23] | yu: |
| [00:15.02] | you jian ni ping lun you jian ni |
| [00:18.95] | tian tian hun wen zhang qu duo: ai you hou zen me na dou you ni JAY shi wan wan qiang |
| [00:22.57] | duo: |
| [00:22.57] | bie jia zhuang chu chu you jing xi |
| [00:26.53] | shou ye hai bi yi bi yu: xue lang hao" ao wu" |
| [00:29.40] | yu: |
| [00:30.40] | xiao xi xi ni you xiao xi xi |
| [00:34.09] | dian ge hai fa si xin duo: gei wo jia da li du! mei sheng ni xing bu xing? |
| [00:37.69] | duo: |
| [00:37.69] | bu gei jiao que kan wan shi pin |
| [00:41.65] | wo qia qia qia qia si ni yu: jiu ming a |
| [00:45.20] | liang zhi: |
| [00:45.20] | la la la duo: ai you zhe wei da ye kan wan nin gei jiao le mei a? |
| [00:52.71] | la la la yu: dian le wo de guan zhu, jiu shi wo de ren, ai ni bu yao pao a bu yao pao a |
| [00:59.30] | duo: |
| [01:00.16] | miao hui fu Q qun bu guo yin |
| [01:04.11] | ji ji you fu ji ji yu: shui ni mb qi lai hai a! |
| [01:07.76] | yu: |
| [01:07.76] | ti hou zi jia zhuang shi ji qi |
| [01:11.72] | qia qia hao shi he ni duo: ji qi ren, shi ni, you shi ni, zen me yi zhi shi ni?! |
| [01:15.16] | duo: |
| [01:15.16] | kai fei ji fei dao qing cao di |
| [01:19.17] | tou fa mei ta mao mi yu: cao a bi lv bi lv de cao a fei yang yang shi gan tan |
| [01:22.83] | yu: |
| [01:22.83] | lao si ji quan ni zhang dian xin |
| [01:26.79] | qia qia an quan di yi duo: dao lu qian wan tiao, an quan di yi tiao, bu gui fan jiu liang xing lei a, bu shi ni ku! |
| [01:30.24] | liang zhi: |
| [01:30.24] | la la la |
| [01:38.16] | la la la |
| [01:44.67] | liang zhi: |
| [01:45.63] | duo me de qiao pi duo me de gui yi |
| [01:49.43] | dan mu dou neng ren chu shi ni |
| [01:53.22] | bu yao tai kao jin ye bu yao tai yuan li |
| [01:56.98] | qia qia qia hao de shen mi |
| [02:01.06] | duo: ai you zhe wei da ye ai ai ai ni bie zou a ni hui lai |
| [02:09.52] | yu: ying ying ying, ren jia dou ying ying ying le, zai bu li wo xiao quan quan chui ni |
| [02:15.84] | duo: ai you ai you ai you ai you wo ye bu zhi dao wo wei shi me yao" ai you" |
| [02:23.38] | duo: e e e e e e he he he he a |
| [02:27.31] | yu: hao ba shuo zheng jing de, shen me shi hou qu wo? |
| [02:30.16] | yu: |
| [02:30.99] | dan sheng ji ji sheng dan sheng ji |
| [02:34.91] | duo wu liao de hua ti duo: dao di xian you dan hai shi xian you ji? |
| [02:38.25] | duo: |
| [02:38.25] | zai luo suo kai ren gong ping bi |
| [02:41.99] | shui jiao zhen shui yi yu yu: ni shuo shi mo feng tai da wo ting bu qing |
| [02:46.01] | yu: |
| [02:46.01] | xiao xiao ji sheng xiao xiao ji ji |
| [02:49.81] | zai shuo wo qia si ni yu: xiao ji ji shi shen me, hao chi ma? |
| [02:53.41] | duo: |
| [02:53.41] | bu gei jiao jiao dou gei bu qi |
| [02:57.43] | zai ma tong shang ku qi yu: wo de bao ma zai na li |
| [02:59.97] | liang zhi: |
| [03:00.88] | la la la |
| [03:08.80] | la la la |
| [03:15.79] | liang zhi: |
| [03:16.15] | duo yi dian kai xin zai duo dian fu xi |
| [03:20.11] | chan dou ba nei xie xiao qing xu |
| [03:23.90] | tou wu ge xiang jiao huan guan hou gan hao ping |
| [03:27.62] | qia qia qia hao de jiao yi |
| [03:31.36] | la la la |
| [03:38.96] | la la la |
| [03:47.10] | la la la |
| [03:54.09] | la la la |
| [04:01.14] | duo: da ye ni gei le jiao zai zou a |
| [04:04.13] | yu: suan le suan le, qin yi kou yuan liang ni |
| [00:00.00] | zuò cí : wú |
| [00:01.00] | zuò qǔ : wú |
| [00:12.23] | yú: |
| [00:15.02] | yòu jiàn nǐ píng lùn yòu jiàn nǐ |
| [00:18.95] | tiān tiān hùn wén zhāng qū duǒ: āi yōu hōu zěn me nǎ dōu yǒu nǐ JAY shì wān wān qiāng |
| [00:22.57] | duǒ: |
| [00:22.57] | bié jiǎ zhuāng chǔ chù yǒu jīng xǐ |
| [00:26.53] | shǒu yè hái bǐ yī bǐ yú: xué láng háo" áo wū" |
| [00:29.40] | yú: |
| [00:30.40] | xiào xī xī nǐ yòu xiào xī xī |
| [00:34.09] | diǎn gē hái fā sī xìn duǒ: gěi wǒ jiā dà lì dù! měi shēng nǐ xíng bù xíng? |
| [00:37.69] | duǒ: |
| [00:37.69] | bù gěi jiāo què kàn wán shì pín |
| [00:41.65] | wǒ qiā qiā qiā qiā sǐ nǐ yú: jiù mìng a |
| [00:45.20] | liǎng zhǐ: |
| [00:45.20] | la la la duǒ: āi yōu zhè wèi dà yé kàn wán nín gěi jiāo le méi a? |
| [00:52.71] | la la la yú: diǎn le wǒ de guān zhù, jiù shì wǒ de rén, āi nǐ bú yào pǎo a bú yào pǎo a |
| [00:59.30] | duǒ: |
| [01:00.16] | miǎo huí fù Q qún bù guò yǐn |
| [01:04.11] | jī jī yòu fù jī jī yú: shuì nǐ mb qǐ lái hāi a! |
| [01:07.76] | yú: |
| [01:07.76] | tì hóu zi jiǎ zhuāng shì jī qì |
| [01:11.72] | qià qià hǎo shì hé nǐ duǒ: jī qì rén, shì nǐ, yòu shì nǐ, zěn me yī zhí shì nǐ?! |
| [01:15.16] | duǒ: |
| [01:15.16] | kāi fēi jī fēi dào qīng cǎo dì |
| [01:19.17] | tóu fà méi tā mào mì yú: cǎo a bì lǜ bì lǜ de cǎo a fèi yáng yáng shì gǎn tàn |
| [01:22.83] | yú: |
| [01:22.83] | lǎo sī jī quàn nǐ zhǎng diǎn xīn |
| [01:26.79] | qià qià ān quán dì yī duǒ: dào lù qiān wàn tiáo, ān quán dì yī tiáo, bù guī fàn jiù liǎng xíng lèi a, bú shì nǐ kū! |
| [01:30.24] | liǎng zhǐ: |
| [01:30.24] | la la la |
| [01:38.16] | la la la |
| [01:44.67] | liǎng zhǐ: |
| [01:45.63] | duō me de qiào pí duō me de guǐ yì |
| [01:49.43] | dàn mù dōu néng rèn chū shì nǐ |
| [01:53.22] | bú yào tài kào jìn yě bú yào tài yuǎn lí |
| [01:56.98] | qià qià qià hǎo de shén mì |
| [02:01.06] | duǒ: āi yōu zhè wèi dà yé āi āi āi nǐ bié zǒu a nǐ huí lái |
| [02:09.52] | yú: yīng yīng yīng, rén jiā dōu yīng yīng yīng le, zài bù lǐ wǒ xiǎo quán quán chuí nǐ |
| [02:15.84] | duǒ: āi yōu āi yōu āi yōu āi yōu wǒ yě bù zhī dào wǒ wèi shí me yào" āi yōu" |
| [02:23.38] | duǒ: é é é é é é hē hē hē hē ā |
| [02:27.31] | yú: hǎo ba shuō zhèng jīng de, shén me shí hòu qǔ wǒ? |
| [02:30.16] | yú: |
| [02:30.99] | dàn shēng jī jī shēng dàn shēng jī |
| [02:34.91] | duō wú liáo de huà tí duǒ: dào dǐ xiān yǒu dàn hái shì xiān yǒu jī? |
| [02:38.25] | duǒ: |
| [02:38.25] | zài luō suo kāi rén gōng píng bì |
| [02:41.99] | shuí jiào zhēn shuí yì yù yú: nǐ shuō shí mǒ fēng tài dà wǒ tīng bù qīng |
| [02:46.01] | yú: |
| [02:46.01] | xiǎo xiǎo jī shēng xiǎo xiǎo jī jī |
| [02:49.81] | zài shuō wǒ qiā sǐ nǐ yú: xiǎo jī jī shì shén me, hǎo chī ma? |
| [02:53.41] | duǒ: |
| [02:53.41] | bù gěi jiāo jiāo dōu gěi bù qǐ |
| [02:57.43] | zài mǎ tǒng shàng kū qì yú: wǒ de bǎo mǎ zài nǎ lǐ |
| [02:59.97] | liǎng zhǐ: |
| [03:00.88] | la la la |
| [03:08.80] | la la la |
| [03:15.79] | liǎng zhǐ: |
| [03:16.15] | duō yì diǎn kāi xīn zài duō diǎn fú xì |
| [03:20.11] | chàn dǒu ba nèi xiē xiǎo qíng xù |
| [03:23.90] | tóu wǔ gè xiāng jiāo huàn guān hòu gǎn hǎo píng |
| [03:27.62] | qià qià qià hǎo de jiāo yì |
| [03:31.36] | la la la |
| [03:38.96] | la la la |
| [03:47.10] | la la la |
| [03:54.09] | la la la |
| [04:01.14] | duǒ: dà yé nǐ gěi le jiāo zài zǒu a |
| [04:04.13] | yú: suàn le suàn le, qīn yī kǒu yuán liàng nǐ |
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