| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 陈姿羽 |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : 陈姿羽 |
| [00:02.735] | 编曲：谭侃侃 |
| [00:16.426] | 你夸我尴尬 |
| [00:18.107] | 你损我尴尬 |
| [00:19.990] | 你靠近我尴尬 |
| [00:21.946] | 你疏远我尴尬 |
| [00:24.038] | 说又不造说啥 |
| [00:25.783] | 讲又讲不出来 |
| [00:27.914] | 就算憋出几句话 |
| [00:29.810] | 说完绝对冷场 |
| [00:31.724] | 常常被人忘记 |
| [00:33.575] | 是全场的小透明 |
| [00:35.575] | 难得有什么嗨点 |
| [00:37.522] | 性格绝对慢热 |
| [00:39.462] | 惹不起会溜走 |
| [00:41.196] | 见到人微笑点头 |
| [00:43.145] | 嗯嗯啊啊打个招呼 |
| [00:45.081] | 觉得迷之尴尬 |
| [00:49.027] | 嗷 又快要见到人类 |
| [00:52.979] | 嗷 我就想变成空气 |
| [00:56.698] | 嗷 你眼神别看着边 |
| [01:00.531] | 嗷 尴尬症迸发作怪 |
| [01:05.266] | 旁白： |
| [01:06.770] | 精分姿羽1：“嘿，今晚这么好看有聚会啊？” |
| [01:10.114] | 精分姿羽2：“额。。。没有啊，我只是想早点回家看故事会啦。哪有聚会，没有的。（小声）” |
| [01:21.579] | 你看我我尴尬 “他为什么在看我！他为什么在看我！！ ” |
| [01:22.250] | 你不看我也尴尬 “他怎么还不看我啊……” |
| [01:25.859] | 你夸我今天搭配不错 |
| [01:27.618] | 为什么也尴尬 |
| [01:29.487] | 不管什么年纪 |
| [01:31.159] | 也不分是男是女 “男的女的都不行喔！” |
| [01:33.210] | 反正哪都尴尬 |
| [01:34.763] | 干脆我们都别说话 “嘘 ！不要说话~用心来感受一切~” |
| [01:37.162] | 没有什么心思 |
| [01:38.858] | 就是找不到话题 |
| [01:40.950] | 明明很想说点什么 |
| [01:42.711] | 却总是会说岔 |
| [01:44.629] | 请你快靠近我 “快点过来啊……” |
| [01:46.502] | 也别离我太近 “莫挨老子！！！ ” |
| [01:48.579] | 我也知道这样不好 |
| [01:50.535] | 控制不住计几 “Oh！I’m out of my mind！ ” |
| [01:54.354] | 嗷 有那么多的人类 |
| [01:58.118] | 嗷 每人都各不相同 |
| [02:01.978] | 嗷 可不可以不说话 |
| [02:05.767] | 嗷 静静的这样很好 |
| [02:13.161] | 不爱接陌生的电话 也避免多讲话 |
| [02:16.966] | 超过两人聚会社交尴尬症迸发 |
| [02:21.095] | 你向前走三步 我只向前一点 |
| [02:24.660] | 你倒退一下我转身回家把门关好 |
| [02:28.167] | 其实也想改变 可世界太多变 拼凑的想象很快被扒坏 |
| [02:35.769] | 但还拜托请等等这样的我 哈 |
| [02:46.418] | 嗷 又需要面对人类 |
| [02:50.303] | 嗷 我只想变成空气 “我是一只蜗牛，你看不见我。” |
| [02:53.895] | 嗷 你千万不能溜走 “QAQ行かないてﾞ!” |
| [02:57.709] | 嗷 你在身边我可以 “Yes！I Can！ ” |
| [03:01.918] | 嗷 又能够见到人类 |
| [03:05.342] | 嗷 我也想好好生活 |
| [03:09.234] | 嗷 可不可以夸夸我 |
| [03:13.011] | 嗷 你一定要等等我 |
| [03:21.918] | 旁白： |
| [03:26.538] | 精分姿羽3：“哎，你造吗，社交好费劲哦。我只想早点回家摸到猫猫哎，你也早点回家喔…” |
| [03:36.802] | 制作人：陈姿羽 |
| [03:37.478] | 和声：顾雄/陈姿羽 |
| [03:38.095] | 旁白：各位精分姿羽 |
| [03:38.602] | 吉他：谭侃侃 |
| [03:39.114] | 录音/混音：顾雄 |
| [03:39.506] | 母带工程师：顾雄 |
| [03:39.942] |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : chen zi yu |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : chen zi yu |
| [00:02.735] | bian qu: tan kan kan |
| [00:16.426] | ni kua wo gan ga |
| [00:18.107] | ni sun wo gan ga |
| [00:19.990] | ni kao jin wo gan ga |
| [00:21.946] | ni shu yuan wo gan ga |
| [00:24.038] | shuo you bu zao shuo sha |
| [00:25.783] | jiang you jiang bu chu lai |
| [00:27.914] | jiu suan bie chu ji ju hua |
| [00:29.810] | shuo wan jue dui leng chang |
| [00:31.724] | chang chang bei ren wang ji |
| [00:33.575] | shi quan chang de xiao tou ming |
| [00:35.575] | nan de you shen me hai dian |
| [00:37.522] | xing ge jue dui man re |
| [00:39.462] | re bu qi hui liu zou |
| [00:41.196] | jian dao ren wei xiao dian tou |
| [00:43.145] | ng a a da ge zhao hu |
| [00:45.081] | jue de mi zhi gan ga |
| [00:49.027] | ao you kuai yao jian dao ren lei |
| [00:52.979] | ao wo jiu xiang bian cheng kong qi |
| [00:56.698] | ao ni yan shen bie kan zhuo bian |
| [01:00.531] | ao gan ga zheng beng fa zuo guai |
| [01:05.266] | pang bai: |
| [01:06.770] | jing fen zi yu 1:" hei, jin wan zhe me hao kan you ju hui a?" |
| [01:10.114] | jing fen zi yu 2:" e... mei you a, wo zhi shi xiang zao dian hui jia kan gu shi hui la. na you ju hui, mei you de. xiao sheng" |
| [01:21.579] | ni kan wo wo gan ga " ta wei shi me zai kan wo! ta wei shi me zai kan wo!! " |
| [01:22.250] | ni bu kan wo ye gan ga " ta zen me hai bu kan wo a" |
| [01:25.859] | ni kua wo jin tian da pei bu cuo |
| [01:27.618] | wei shi me ye gan ga |
| [01:29.487] | bu guan shen me nian ji |
| [01:31.159] | ye bu fen shi nan shi nv " nan de nv de dou bu xing o!" |
| [01:33.210] | fan zheng na dou gan ga |
| [01:34.763] | gan cui wo men dou bie shuo hua " xu ! bu yao shuo hua yong xin lai gan shou yi qie" |
| [01:37.162] | mei you shen me xin si |
| [01:38.858] | jiu shi zhao bu dao hua ti |
| [01:40.950] | ming ming hen xiang shuo dian shen me |
| [01:42.711] | que zong shi hui shuo cha |
| [01:44.629] | qing ni kuai kao jin wo " kuai dian guo lai a" |
| [01:46.502] | ye bie li wo tai jin " mo ai lao zi!!! " |
| [01:48.579] | wo ye zhi dao zhe yang bu hao |
| [01:50.535] | kong zhi bu zhu ji ji " Oh! I' m out of my mind! " |
| [01:54.354] | ao you na me duo de ren lei |
| [01:58.118] | ao mei ren dou ge bu xiang tong |
| [02:01.978] | ao ke bu ke yi bu shuo hua |
| [02:05.767] | ao jing jing de zhe yang hen hao |
| [02:13.161] | bu ai jie mo sheng de dian hua ye bi mian duo jiang hua |
| [02:16.966] | chao guo liang ren ju hui she jiao gan ga zheng beng fa |
| [02:21.095] | ni xiang qian zou san bu wo zhi xiang qian yi dian |
| [02:24.660] | ni dao tui yi xia wo zhuan shen hui jia ba men guan hao |
| [02:28.167] | qi shi ye xiang gai bian ke shi jie tai duo bian pin cou de xiang xiang hen kuai bei ba huai |
| [02:35.769] | dan hai bai tuo qing deng deng zhe yang de wo ha |
| [02:46.418] | ao you xu yao mian dui ren lei |
| [02:50.303] | ao wo zhi xiang bian cheng kong qi " wo shi yi zhi wo niu, ni kan bu jian wo." |
| [02:53.895] | ao ni qian wan bu neng liu zou " QAQ xing!" |
| [02:57.709] | ao ni zai shen bian wo ke yi " Yes! I Can! " |
| [03:01.918] | ao you neng gou jian dao ren lei |
| [03:05.342] | ao wo ye xiang hao hao sheng huo |
| [03:09.234] | ao ke bu ke yi kua kua wo |
| [03:13.011] | ao ni yi ding yao deng deng wo |
| [03:21.918] | pang bai: |
| [03:26.538] | jing fen zi yu 3:" ai, ni zao ma, she jiao hao fei jin o. wo zhi xiang zao dian hui jia mo dao mao mao ai, ni ye zao dian hui jia o" |
| [03:36.802] | zhi zuo ren: chen zi yu |
| [03:37.478] | he sheng: gu xiong chen zi yu |
| [03:38.095] | pang bai: ge wei jing fen zi yu |
| [03:38.602] | ji ta: tan kan kan |
| [03:39.114] | lu yin hun yin: gu xiong |
| [03:39.506] | mu dai gong cheng shi: gu xiong |
| [03:39.942] |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : chén zī yǔ |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : chén zī yǔ |
| [00:02.735] | biān qǔ: tán kǎn kǎn |
| [00:16.426] | nǐ kuā wǒ gān gà |
| [00:18.107] | nǐ sǔn wǒ gān gà |
| [00:19.990] | nǐ kào jìn wǒ gān gà |
| [00:21.946] | nǐ shū yuǎn wǒ gān gà |
| [00:24.038] | shuō yòu bù zào shuō shà |
| [00:25.783] | jiǎng yòu jiǎng bù chū lái |
| [00:27.914] | jiù suàn biē chū jǐ jù huà |
| [00:29.810] | shuō wán jué duì lěng chǎng |
| [00:31.724] | cháng cháng bèi rén wàng jì |
| [00:33.575] | shì quán chǎng de xiǎo tòu míng |
| [00:35.575] | nán de yǒu shén me hāi diǎn |
| [00:37.522] | xìng gé jué duì màn rè |
| [00:39.462] | rě bu qǐ huì liū zǒu |
| [00:41.196] | jiàn dào rén wēi xiào diǎn tóu |
| [00:43.145] | ng ā a dǎ gè zhāo hū |
| [00:45.081] | jué de mí zhī gān gà |
| [00:49.027] | áo yòu kuài yào jiàn dào rén lèi |
| [00:52.979] | áo wǒ jiù xiǎng biàn chéng kōng qì |
| [00:56.698] | áo nǐ yǎn shén bié kàn zhuó biān |
| [01:00.531] | áo gān gà zhèng bèng fā zuò guài |
| [01:05.266] | páng bái: |
| [01:06.770] | jīng fēn zī yǔ 1:" hēi, jīn wǎn zhè me hǎo kàn yǒu jù huì a?" |
| [01:10.114] | jīng fēn zī yǔ 2:" é... méi yǒu a, wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng zǎo diǎn huí jiā kàn gù shì huì la. nǎ yǒu jù huì, méi yǒu de. xiǎo shēng" |
| [01:21.579] | nǐ kàn wǒ wǒ gān gà " tā wèi shí me zài kàn wǒ! tā wèi shí me zài kàn wǒ!! " |
| [01:22.250] | nǐ bù kàn wǒ yě gān gà " tā zěn me hái bù kàn wǒ a" |
| [01:25.859] | nǐ kuā wǒ jīn tiān dā pèi bù cuò |
| [01:27.618] | wèi shí me yě gān gà |
| [01:29.487] | bù guǎn shén me nián jì |
| [01:31.159] | yě bù fēn shì nán shì nǚ " nán de nǚ de dōu bù xíng ō!" |
| [01:33.210] | fǎn zhèng nǎ dōu gān gà |
| [01:34.763] | gān cuì wǒ men dōu bié shuō huà " xū ! bú yào shuō huà yòng xīn lái gǎn shòu yī qiè" |
| [01:37.162] | méi yǒu shén me xīn sī |
| [01:38.858] | jiù shì zhǎo bu dào huà tí |
| [01:40.950] | míng míng hěn xiǎng shuō diǎn shén me |
| [01:42.711] | què zǒng shì huì shuō chà |
| [01:44.629] | qǐng nǐ kuài kào jìn wǒ " kuài diǎn guò lái a" |
| [01:46.502] | yě bié lí wǒ tài jìn " mò āi lǎo zi!!! " |
| [01:48.579] | wǒ yě zhī dào zhè yàng bù hǎo |
| [01:50.535] | kòng zhì bú zhù jì jǐ " Oh! I' m out of my mind! " |
| [01:54.354] | áo yǒu nà me duō de rén lèi |
| [01:58.118] | áo měi rén dōu gè bù xiāng tóng |
| [02:01.978] | áo kě bù kě yǐ bù shuō huà |
| [02:05.767] | áo jìng jìng de zhè yàng hěn hǎo |
| [02:13.161] | bù ài jiē mò shēng de diàn huà yě bì miǎn duō jiǎng huà |
| [02:16.966] | chāo guò liǎng rén jù huì shè jiāo gān gà zhèng bèng fā |
| [02:21.095] | nǐ xiàng qián zǒu sān bù wǒ zhǐ xiàng qián yì diǎn |
| [02:24.660] | nǐ dào tuì yī xià wǒ zhuǎn shēn huí jiā bǎ mén guān hǎo |
| [02:28.167] | qí shí yě xiǎng gǎi biàn kě shì jiè tài duō biàn pīn còu de xiǎng xiàng hěn kuài bèi bā huài |
| [02:35.769] | dàn hái bài tuō qǐng děng děng zhè yàng de wǒ hā |
| [02:46.418] | áo yòu xū yào miàn duì rén lèi |
| [02:50.303] | áo wǒ zhǐ xiǎng biàn chéng kōng qì " wǒ shì yì zhī wō niú, nǐ kàn bú jiàn wǒ." |
| [02:53.895] | áo nǐ qiān wàn bù néng liū zǒu " QAQ xíng!" |
| [02:57.709] | áo nǐ zài shēn biān wǒ kě yǐ " Yes! I Can! " |
| [03:01.918] | áo yòu néng gòu jiàn dào rén lèi |
| [03:05.342] | áo wǒ yě xiǎng hǎo hǎo shēng huó |
| [03:09.234] | áo kě bù kě yǐ kuā kuā wǒ |
| [03:13.011] | áo nǐ yí dìng yào děng děng wǒ |
| [03:21.918] | páng bái: |
| [03:26.538] | jīng fēn zī yǔ 3:" āi, nǐ zào ma, shè jiāo hǎo fèi jìn ó. wǒ zhǐ xiǎng zǎo diǎn huí jiā mō dào māo māo āi, nǐ yě zǎo diǎn huí jiā ō" |
| [03:36.802] | zhì zuò rén: chén zī yǔ |
| [03:37.478] | hé shēng: gù xióng chén zī yǔ |
| [03:38.095] | páng bái: gè wèi jīng fēn zī yǔ |
| [03:38.602] | jí tā: tán kǎn kǎn |
| [03:39.114] | lù yīn hùn yīn: gù xióng |
| [03:39.506] | mǔ dài gōng chéng shī: gù xióng |
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