The Story of Steaklas

The Story of Steaklas Lyrics

Song The Story of Steaklas
Artist The Cog Is Dead
Album The Story of Steaklas
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[00:00.00] 作曲 : John Mondelli
[00:21.05] Back up in the woods of Tennessee
[00:23.19] Lived a young boy named Nicolas Lee
[00:24.99] But folks all called him Steaklas
[00:27.19] 'Cause he made really good steaks!
[00:29.33] And on the day he became a man
[00:31.48] Moved out to Texas & bough him some land
[00:33.59] Build himself a cattle ranch
[00:35.49] That was one amaying place!
[00:37.67] He developed himself a special technique
[00:39.77] Make your mouth water!
[00:40.91] Make your knees weak!
[00:41.87] Steak so good you'd slap ya' mama!
[00:43.97] (But then she'd slap ya back)
[00:45.97] He opened a steakhouse there in town
[00:48.12] And pretty soon the word got around
[00:50.21] And everybody said
[00:51.49] "Lord almighty, this boy has got a knack!"
[00:54.25] And if you care to find him
[00:56.51] Remember this one thing:
[00:58.54] Around these parts if you want steaklas
[01:00.55] He is called the king!
[01:02.70] All hail Steaklas!
[01:04.81] King of the Houston steaks!
[01:06.75] Just come on down to Texas
[01:08.82] And sample the Goodness that he makes!
[01:11.01] And if you don't believe us
[01:12.97] That this boy's got what it takes
[01:15.05] There's never been a heifer
[01:16.14] That tastes any better
[01:17.22] Than the ones ol' Steaklas makes!
[01:19.25] Well time went on and business changed
[01:21.55] It ain't too easy out on the range
[01:23.61] Mom & Pop stores shut their doors
[01:25.59] When big corporations came around
[01:27.77] Next thing you knew,
[01:28.82] And without any warning
[01:29.77] There were corporate steakhouses
[01:30.96] On every corner!
[01:32.06] Driving all the local business
[01:34.05] Right down into the ground
[01:35.88] Well Steaklas got mad
[01:37.13] And he clenched his fist
[01:38.26] Said, "Hey now, I won't stand for this!
[01:40.40] Ain't nobody gonna put...
[01:41.99] My cattle ranch out of commision!"
[01:43.98] So he called out the company
[01:45.56] Said, "Let's make a deal!
[01:46.68] I challenge Y'all to make a better meal!
[01:48.68] And the loser has to leave town for good
[01:50.99] After this competition!"
[01:52.74] So they arranged a cook-off
[01:54.83] A show of art and skill
[01:56.97] But Steaklas wasn't bluffing
[01:58.62] he was ready for the kill!
[02:01.17] All hail Steaklas!
[02:03.23] King of the Houston steaks!
[02:05.16] Just come on down to Texas
[02:07.37] And sample the Goodness that he makes!
[02:09.50] And if you don't believe us
[02:11.48] That this boy's got what it takes
[02:13.64] There's never been a heifer
[02:14.61] That tastes any better
[02:15.67] Than the ones ol' Steaklas makes!
[02:17.77] So Steaklas walked up to the grill
[02:19.96] There was fire in his eyes
[02:21.87] He was confident he'd win this thing
[02:23.87] He knew it was do or die
[02:26.11] Them city boys, they laughed at him
[02:28.15] Said, "No way you can win!"
[02:30.19] So Steaklas smiled, tipped his hat
[02:32.09] And said, "Let the games begin!"
[02:51.16] Well, when it was over
[02:52.34] As you probably guessed
[02:53.40] Seemed the issue'd been
[02:54.58] Put to rest
[02:55.40] Them corporate steaks was pretty good
[02:57.40] But they just could not compete
[02:59.50] Whether baked or broiled
[03:00.72] Or grilled or fried
[03:01.69] I tell ya there's not a man alive
[03:03.57] That even stood a chance of topping
[03:05.80] The magic of that meat!
[03:07.58] Well, the companies tried
[03:09.02] They had their chance
[03:10.05] But looked like Steaklas
[03:11.22] Was keeping his ranch
[03:12.18] The corporate suits said,
[03:13.74] "Well, looks like you got lucky today."
[03:16.26] Steaklas said,"Boy, that ain't luck, it's skill!
[03:18.42] Nobody's gonna beat me on my grill...
[03:20.57] But y'all are welcome to come on back...
[03:22.36] Next time you're in the mood to play!"
[03:24.63] So next time you're in Texas
[03:26.64] And you're hungry for the best
[03:28.71] Make sure you come and get the only
[03:30.88] Steak that's stood the test!
[03:32.99] All hail Steaklas!
[03:35.03] King of the Houston steaks!
[03:36.98] Just come on down to Texas
[03:39.13] And sample the Goodness that he makes!
[03:41.33] And if you don't believe us
[03:43.28] That this boy's got what it takes
[03:45.38] There's never been a heifer
[03:46.45] That tastes any better
[03:47.57] Than the ones ol' Steaklas makes!
[03:49.77] All hail Steaklas!
[03:51.73] King of the Houston steaks!
[03:53.67] Just come on down to Texas
[03:55.84] And sample the Goodness that he makes!
[03:57.99] And if you don't believe us
[03:59.99] That this boy's got what it takes
[04:02.09] There's never been a heifer
[04:03.12] That tastes any better
[04:04.15] Than the ones ol' Steaklas makes!
[00:00.00] zuo qu : John Mondelli
[00:21.05] Back up in the woods of Tennessee
[00:23.19] Lived a young boy named Nicolas Lee
[00:24.99] But folks all called him Steaklas
[00:27.19] ' Cause he made really good steaks!
[00:29.33] And on the day he became a man
[00:31.48] Moved out to Texas bough him some land
[00:33.59] Build himself a cattle ranch
[00:35.49] That was one amaying place!
[00:37.67] He developed himself a special technique
[00:39.77] Make your mouth water!
[00:40.91] Make your knees weak!
[00:41.87] Steak so good you' d slap ya' mama!
[00:43.97] But then she' d slap ya back
[00:45.97] He opened a steakhouse there in town
[00:48.12] And pretty soon the word got around
[00:50.21] And everybody said
[00:51.49] " Lord almighty, this boy has got a knack!"
[00:54.25] And if you care to find him
[00:56.51] Remember this one thing:
[00:58.54] Around these parts if you want steaklas
[01:00.55] He is called the king!
[01:02.70] All hail Steaklas!
[01:04.81] King of the Houston steaks!
[01:06.75] Just come on down to Texas
[01:08.82] And sample the Goodness that he makes!
[01:11.01] And if you don' t believe us
[01:12.97] That this boy' s got what it takes
[01:15.05] There' s never been a heifer
[01:16.14] That tastes any better
[01:17.22] Than the ones ol' Steaklas makes!
[01:19.25] Well time went on and business changed
[01:21.55] It ain' t too easy out on the range
[01:23.61] Mom Pop stores shut their doors
[01:25.59] When big corporations came around
[01:27.77] Next thing you knew,
[01:28.82] And without any warning
[01:29.77] There were corporate steakhouses
[01:30.96] On every corner!
[01:32.06] Driving all the local business
[01:34.05] Right down into the ground
[01:35.88] Well Steaklas got mad
[01:37.13] And he clenched his fist
[01:38.26] Said, " Hey now, I won' t stand for this!
[01:40.40] Ain' t nobody gonna put...
[01:41.99] My cattle ranch out of commision!"
[01:43.98] So he called out the company
[01:45.56] Said, " Let' s make a deal!
[01:46.68] I challenge Y' all to make a better meal!
[01:48.68] And the loser has to leave town for good
[01:50.99] After this competition!"
[01:52.74] So they arranged a cookoff
[01:54.83] A show of art and skill
[01:56.97] But Steaklas wasn' t bluffing
[01:58.62] he was ready for the kill!
[02:01.17] All hail Steaklas!
[02:03.23] King of the Houston steaks!
[02:05.16] Just come on down to Texas
[02:07.37] And sample the Goodness that he makes!
[02:09.50] And if you don' t believe us
[02:11.48] That this boy' s got what it takes
[02:13.64] There' s never been a heifer
[02:14.61] That tastes any better
[02:15.67] Than the ones ol' Steaklas makes!
[02:17.77] So Steaklas walked up to the grill
[02:19.96] There was fire in his eyes
[02:21.87] He was confident he' d win this thing
[02:23.87] He knew it was do or die
[02:26.11] Them city boys, they laughed at him
[02:28.15] Said, " No way you can win!"
[02:30.19] So Steaklas smiled, tipped his hat
[02:32.09] And said, " Let the games begin!"
[02:51.16] Well, when it was over
[02:52.34] As you probably guessed
[02:53.40] Seemed the issue' d been
[02:54.58] Put to rest
[02:55.40] Them corporate steaks was pretty good
[02:57.40] But they just could not compete
[02:59.50] Whether baked or broiled
[03:00.72] Or grilled or fried
[03:01.69] I tell ya there' s not a man alive
[03:03.57] That even stood a chance of topping
[03:05.80] The magic of that meat!
[03:07.58] Well, the companies tried
[03:09.02] They had their chance
[03:10.05] But looked like Steaklas
[03:11.22] Was keeping his ranch
[03:12.18] The corporate suits said,
[03:13.74] " Well, looks like you got lucky today."
[03:16.26] Steaklas said," Boy, that ain' t luck, it' s skill!
[03:18.42] Nobody' s gonna beat me on my grill...
[03:20.57] But y' all are welcome to come on back...
[03:22.36] Next time you' re in the mood to play!"
[03:24.63] So next time you' re in Texas
[03:26.64] And you' re hungry for the best
[03:28.71] Make sure you come and get the only
[03:30.88] Steak that' s stood the test!
[03:32.99] All hail Steaklas!
[03:35.03] King of the Houston steaks!
[03:36.98] Just come on down to Texas
[03:39.13] And sample the Goodness that he makes!
[03:41.33] And if you don' t believe us
[03:43.28] That this boy' s got what it takes
[03:45.38] There' s never been a heifer
[03:46.45] That tastes any better
[03:47.57] Than the ones ol' Steaklas makes!
[03:49.77] All hail Steaklas!
[03:51.73] King of the Houston steaks!
[03:53.67] Just come on down to Texas
[03:55.84] And sample the Goodness that he makes!
[03:57.99] And if you don' t believe us
[03:59.99] That this boy' s got what it takes
[04:02.09] There' s never been a heifer
[04:03.12] That tastes any better
[04:04.15] Than the ones ol' Steaklas makes!
[00:00.00] zuò qǔ : John Mondelli
[00:21.05] Back up in the woods of Tennessee
[00:23.19] Lived a young boy named Nicolas Lee
[00:24.99] But folks all called him Steaklas
[00:27.19] ' Cause he made really good steaks!
[00:29.33] And on the day he became a man
[00:31.48] Moved out to Texas bough him some land
[00:33.59] Build himself a cattle ranch
[00:35.49] That was one amaying place!
[00:37.67] He developed himself a special technique
[00:39.77] Make your mouth water!
[00:40.91] Make your knees weak!
[00:41.87] Steak so good you' d slap ya' mama!
[00:43.97] But then she' d slap ya back
[00:45.97] He opened a steakhouse there in town
[00:48.12] And pretty soon the word got around
[00:50.21] And everybody said
[00:51.49] " Lord almighty, this boy has got a knack!"
[00:54.25] And if you care to find him
[00:56.51] Remember this one thing:
[00:58.54] Around these parts if you want steaklas
[01:00.55] He is called the king!
[01:02.70] All hail Steaklas!
[01:04.81] King of the Houston steaks!
[01:06.75] Just come on down to Texas
[01:08.82] And sample the Goodness that he makes!
[01:11.01] And if you don' t believe us
[01:12.97] That this boy' s got what it takes
[01:15.05] There' s never been a heifer
[01:16.14] That tastes any better
[01:17.22] Than the ones ol' Steaklas makes!
[01:19.25] Well time went on and business changed
[01:21.55] It ain' t too easy out on the range
[01:23.61] Mom Pop stores shut their doors
[01:25.59] When big corporations came around
[01:27.77] Next thing you knew,
[01:28.82] And without any warning
[01:29.77] There were corporate steakhouses
[01:30.96] On every corner!
[01:32.06] Driving all the local business
[01:34.05] Right down into the ground
[01:35.88] Well Steaklas got mad
[01:37.13] And he clenched his fist
[01:38.26] Said, " Hey now, I won' t stand for this!
[01:40.40] Ain' t nobody gonna put...
[01:41.99] My cattle ranch out of commision!"
[01:43.98] So he called out the company
[01:45.56] Said, " Let' s make a deal!
[01:46.68] I challenge Y' all to make a better meal!
[01:48.68] And the loser has to leave town for good
[01:50.99] After this competition!"
[01:52.74] So they arranged a cookoff
[01:54.83] A show of art and skill
[01:56.97] But Steaklas wasn' t bluffing
[01:58.62] he was ready for the kill!
[02:01.17] All hail Steaklas!
[02:03.23] King of the Houston steaks!
[02:05.16] Just come on down to Texas
[02:07.37] And sample the Goodness that he makes!
[02:09.50] And if you don' t believe us
[02:11.48] That this boy' s got what it takes
[02:13.64] There' s never been a heifer
[02:14.61] That tastes any better
[02:15.67] Than the ones ol' Steaklas makes!
[02:17.77] So Steaklas walked up to the grill
[02:19.96] There was fire in his eyes
[02:21.87] He was confident he' d win this thing
[02:23.87] He knew it was do or die
[02:26.11] Them city boys, they laughed at him
[02:28.15] Said, " No way you can win!"
[02:30.19] So Steaklas smiled, tipped his hat
[02:32.09] And said, " Let the games begin!"
[02:51.16] Well, when it was over
[02:52.34] As you probably guessed
[02:53.40] Seemed the issue' d been
[02:54.58] Put to rest
[02:55.40] Them corporate steaks was pretty good
[02:57.40] But they just could not compete
[02:59.50] Whether baked or broiled
[03:00.72] Or grilled or fried
[03:01.69] I tell ya there' s not a man alive
[03:03.57] That even stood a chance of topping
[03:05.80] The magic of that meat!
[03:07.58] Well, the companies tried
[03:09.02] They had their chance
[03:10.05] But looked like Steaklas
[03:11.22] Was keeping his ranch
[03:12.18] The corporate suits said,
[03:13.74] " Well, looks like you got lucky today."
[03:16.26] Steaklas said," Boy, that ain' t luck, it' s skill!
[03:18.42] Nobody' s gonna beat me on my grill...
[03:20.57] But y' all are welcome to come on back...
[03:22.36] Next time you' re in the mood to play!"
[03:24.63] So next time you' re in Texas
[03:26.64] And you' re hungry for the best
[03:28.71] Make sure you come and get the only
[03:30.88] Steak that' s stood the test!
[03:32.99] All hail Steaklas!
[03:35.03] King of the Houston steaks!
[03:36.98] Just come on down to Texas
[03:39.13] And sample the Goodness that he makes!
[03:41.33] And if you don' t believe us
[03:43.28] That this boy' s got what it takes
[03:45.38] There' s never been a heifer
[03:46.45] That tastes any better
[03:47.57] Than the ones ol' Steaklas makes!
[03:49.77] All hail Steaklas!
[03:51.73] King of the Houston steaks!
[03:53.67] Just come on down to Texas
[03:55.84] And sample the Goodness that he makes!
[03:57.99] And if you don' t believe us
[03:59.99] That this boy' s got what it takes
[04:02.09] There' s never been a heifer
[04:03.12] That tastes any better
[04:04.15] Than the ones ol' Steaklas makes!
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