| [00:00.000] | 作词 : Ice tear |
| [00:00.080] | 作曲 : Ice tear |
| [00:00.160] | 说党 全部都是帅哥 |
| [00:01.913] | 吴老师 最帅 |
| [00:05.671] | 啊！ |
| [00:08.922] | 我写不来diss(确实) |
| [00:11.425] | 我写不来diss(乱玩 乱玩) |
| [00:14.177] | 我不想跟他peace(走) |
| [00:16.371] | 但是我写不来diss(为啥子) |
| [00:18.624] | 写不来 写不来diss(好气) |
| [00:21.377] | 写不来 写不来diss(我敲键盘) |
| [00:23.880] | 我就是 我就是five(对啊 为啥我) |
| [00:26.634] | 写不来 写不来diss |
| [00:27.867] | Call me wu wu 吴老师(请叫我love love老吴) |
| [00:32.873] | Call me wu wu 吴老师(请叫我love love老吴) |
| [00:37.630] | 咋子嘛 安 咋子嘛 安 |
| [00:39.884] | 我一个人就把你们厂牌沙翻(稳当) |
| [00:42.637] | 咋子嘛 安 咋子嘛 安 |
| [00:44.639] | 就让我来引爆引爆这个夏天(怎样) |
| [00:46.891] | 我是love love老吴 我最近太紧张咯 |
| [00:49.394] | 我扣哈扣哈脑壳 我韵脚都没得咯 |
| [00:51.898] | 我一直在这说到 反正你们莫搞 |
| [00:54.150] | 我也不晓得我在说些啥子东西反正你们都给我跑 |
| [00:56.903] | 跑 都给我跑 我们不想跟那些拉基搞 |
| [01:00.907] | 我们就是雕 你们做不到 |
| [01:03.165] | 像我们这种井底之蛙是真的很少 |
| [01:06.415] | 我 快要 想出 韵脚 爽 |
| [01:09.168] | 反正就是比你们棒 |
| [01:10.669] | 一般 我 听到 伴奏 就喜欢乱唱 |
| [01:13.424] | 我热爆了 热的全身发烫 |
| [01:15.429] | en 我没得啥子文化 |
| [01:17.930] | 看到比我强的我就喜欢说 |
| [01:20.183] | enen 今天抽的有点大 |
| [01:22.435] | 说说Airshow说的让他们怕 |
| [01:24.940] | Call me wu wu 吴老师(请叫我love love老吴) |
| [01:29.356] | Call me wu wu 吴老师(请叫我love love老吴) |
| [01:34.361] | 咋子嘛 安 咋子嘛 安 |
| [01:37.114] | 我一个人就把你们厂牌沙翻(稳当) |
| [01:39.368] | 咋子嘛 安 咋子嘛 安 |
| [01:41.621] | 就让我来引爆引爆这个夏天(怎样) |
| [01:44.124] | 我写不来diss(确实) |
| [01:46.627] | 我写不来diss(乱玩 乱玩) |
| [01:49.386] | 我不想跟他peace(走) |
| [01:51.140] | 但是我写不来diss(为啥子) |
| [01:53.635] | 写不来 写不来diss(好气) |
| [01:55.887] | 写不来 写不来diss(我敲键盘) |
| [01:58.391] | 我就是 我就是five(对啊 为啥我) |
| [02:00.895] | 写不来 写不来diss(啦啦啦啦) |
| [02:02.897] | 我要找到我的爸爸 讨教押韵咋耍 |
| [02:05.651] | 搞笑搞笑我爸爸觉得老套 |
| [02:07.904] | 我写歌就像机器 一大堆的押韵 |
| [02:10.157] | 搞快搞快 说我雕爆 |
| [02:12.661] | 我的每首歌反正都是说人 |
| [02:14.913] | 我的每首歌也可以算diss |
| [02:17.419] | 我的每首歌基本没得区别 |
| [02:19.671] | 我的每首歌只需要换几个韵脚 |
| [02:22.174] | 沙比在找存在感 haha 发蛋 |
| [02:26.180] | 哪个在找存在感 haha 我打自己脸 |
| [02:31.574] | 我不该找beef 该被beef找 |
| [02:33.576] | 我喜欢小女仆 又嫌女仆小 |
| [02:36.329] | 我送她小礼物 她说礼物小 |
| [02:38.580] | 我能押这么多韵说明你不雕 |
| [02:41.334] | 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦(诶诶诶诶诶诶) |
| [02:46.089] | 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦(嗯哼嗯哼嗯哼) |
| [02:50.845] | 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦(诶诶诶诶诶诶) |
| [02:56.104] | 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦(嗯哼嗯哼嗯哼) |
| [03:00.557] | 给老何打电话中… |
| [03:03.311] | 老吴：喂 老何 |
| [03:05.813] | 老何：喂 老吴咋了 |
| [03:06.814] | 老吴：我最近韵脚都没得了 写不出歌 咋办嘛 |
| [03:09.818] | 老何：哎 有啥子嘛 我给你阿卡贝拉一段嘛 |
| [03:13.571] | 整起撒 |
| [03:15.073] | 我永远都在原地迈步 我不厉害 |
| [03:17.577] | 拿到麦克就让我来押点韵抒情 出场就差点输 |
| [03:20.836] | 就像我们跪起唱的歌 不仅不雕而且必须不帅 |
| [03:23.833] | 但我只无齿 再等十年看你娃四不四 |
| [03:26.336] | 如果你不四 我就四 我本来就该四于命短！ |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : Ice tear |
| [00:00.080] | zuo qu : Ice tear |
| [00:00.160] | shuo dang quan bu dou shi shuai ge |
| [00:01.913] | wu lao shi zui shuai |
| [00:05.671] | a! |
| [00:08.922] | wo xie bu lai diss que shi |
| [00:11.425] | wo xie bu lai diss luan wan luan wan |
| [00:14.177] | wo bu xiang gen ta peace zou |
| [00:16.371] | dan shi wo xie bu lai diss wei sha zi |
| [00:18.624] | xie bu lai xie bu lai diss hao qi |
| [00:21.377] | xie bu lai xie bu lai diss wo qiao jian pan |
| [00:23.880] | wo jiu shi wo jiu shi five dui a wei sha wo |
| [00:26.634] | xie bu lai xie bu lai diss |
| [00:27.867] | Call me wu wu wu lao shi qing jiao wo love love lao wu |
| [00:32.873] | Call me wu wu wu lao shi qing jiao wo love love lao wu |
| [00:37.630] | za zi ma an za zi ma an |
| [00:39.884] | wo yi ge ren jiu ba ni men chang pai sha fan wen dang |
| [00:42.637] | za zi ma an za zi ma an |
| [00:44.639] | jiu rang wo lai yin bao yin bao zhe ge xia tian zen yang |
| [00:46.891] | wo shi love love lao wu wo zui jin tai jin zhang ge |
| [00:49.394] | wo kou ha kou ha nao ke wo yun jiao dou mei de ge |
| [00:51.898] | wo yi zhi zai zhe shuo dao fan zheng ni men mo gao |
| [00:54.150] | wo ye bu xiao de wo zai shuo xie sha zi dong xi fan zheng ni men dou gei wo pao |
| [00:56.903] | pao dou gei wo pao wo men bu xiang gen nei xie la ji gao |
| [01:00.907] | wo men jiu shi diao ni men zuo bu dao |
| [01:03.165] | xiang wo men zhe zhong jing di zhi wa shi zhen de hen shao |
| [01:06.415] | wo kuai yao xiang chu yun jiao shuang |
| [01:09.168] | fan zheng jiu shi bi ni men bang |
| [01:10.669] | yi ban wo ting dao ban zou jiu xi huan luan chang |
| [01:13.424] | wo re bao le re de quan shen fa tang |
| [01:15.429] | en wo mei de sha zi wen hua |
| [01:17.930] | kan dao bi wo qiang de wo jiu xi huan shuo |
| [01:20.183] | enen jin tian chou de you dian da |
| [01:22.435] | shuo shuo Airshow shuo de rang ta men pa |
| [01:24.940] | Call me wu wu wu lao shi qing jiao wo love love lao wu |
| [01:29.356] | Call me wu wu wu lao shi qing jiao wo love love lao wu |
| [01:34.361] | za zi ma an za zi ma an |
| [01:37.114] | wo yi ge ren jiu ba ni men chang pai sha fan wen dang |
| [01:39.368] | za zi ma an za zi ma an |
| [01:41.621] | jiu rang wo lai yin bao yin bao zhe ge xia tian zen yang |
| [01:44.124] | wo xie bu lai diss que shi |
| [01:46.627] | wo xie bu lai diss luan wan luan wan |
| [01:49.386] | wo bu xiang gen ta peace zou |
| [01:51.140] | dan shi wo xie bu lai diss wei sha zi |
| [01:53.635] | xie bu lai xie bu lai diss hao qi |
| [01:55.887] | xie bu lai xie bu lai diss wo qiao jian pan |
| [01:58.391] | wo jiu shi wo jiu shi five dui a wei sha wo |
| [02:00.895] | xie bu lai xie bu lai diss la la la la |
| [02:02.897] | wo yao zhao dao wo de ba ba tao jiao ya yun za shua |
| [02:05.651] | gao xiao gao xiao wo ba ba jue de lao tao |
| [02:07.904] | wo xie ge jiu xiang ji qi yi da dui de ya yun |
| [02:10.157] | gao kuai gao kuai shuo wo diao bao |
| [02:12.661] | wo de mei shou ge fan zheng dou shi shuo ren |
| [02:14.913] | wo de mei shou ge ye ke yi suan diss |
| [02:17.419] | wo de mei shou ge ji ben mei de qu bie |
| [02:19.671] | wo de mei shou ge zhi xu yao huan ji ge yun jiao |
| [02:22.174] | sha bi zai zhao cun zai gan haha fa dan |
| [02:26.180] | nei ge zai zhao cun zai gan haha wo da zi ji lian |
| [02:31.574] | wo bu gai zhao beef gai bei beef zhao |
| [02:33.576] | wo xi huan xiao nv pu you xian nv pu xiao |
| [02:36.329] | wo song ta xiao li wu ta shuo li wu xiao |
| [02:38.580] | wo neng ya zhe me duo yun shuo ming ni bu diao |
| [02:41.334] | la la la la la la la ei ei ei ei ei ei |
| [02:46.089] | la la la la la la la heng heng heng |
| [02:50.845] | la la la la la la la ei ei ei ei ei ei |
| [02:56.104] | la la la la la la la heng heng heng |
| [03:00.557] | gei lao he da dian hua zhong |
| [03:03.311] | lao wu: wei lao he |
| [03:05.813] | lao he: wei lao wu za le |
| [03:06.814] | lao wu: wo zui jin yun jiao dou mei de le xie bu chu ge za ban ma |
| [03:09.818] | lao he: ai you sha zi ma wo gei ni a ka bei la yi duan ma |
| [03:13.571] | zheng qi sa |
| [03:15.073] | wo yong yuan dou zai yuan di mai bu wo bu li hai |
| [03:17.577] | na dao mai ke jiu rang wo lai ya dian yun shu qing chu chang jiu cha dian shu |
| [03:20.836] | jiu xiang wo men gui qi chang de ge bu jin bu diao er qie bi xu bu shuai |
| [03:23.833] | dan wo zhi wu chi zai deng shi nian kan ni wa si bu si |
| [03:26.336] | ru guo ni bu si wo jiu si wo ben lai jiu gai si yu ming duan! |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : Ice tear |
| [00:00.080] | zuò qǔ : Ice tear |
| [00:00.160] | shuō dǎng quán bù dōu shì shuài gē |
| [00:01.913] | wú lǎo shī zuì shuài |
| [00:05.671] | a! |
| [00:08.922] | wǒ xiě bù lái diss què shí |
| [00:11.425] | wǒ xiě bù lái diss luàn wán luàn wán |
| [00:14.177] | wǒ bù xiǎng gēn tā peace zǒu |
| [00:16.371] | dàn shì wǒ xiě bù lái diss wèi shà zi |
| [00:18.624] | xiě bù lái xiě bù lái diss hǎo qì |
| [00:21.377] | xiě bù lái xiě bù lái diss wǒ qiāo jiàn pán |
| [00:23.880] | wǒ jiù shì wǒ jiù shì five duì a wèi shà wǒ |
| [00:26.634] | xiě bù lái xiě bù lái diss |
| [00:27.867] | Call me wu wu wú lǎo shī qǐng jiào wǒ love love lǎo wú |
| [00:32.873] | Call me wu wu wú lǎo shī qǐng jiào wǒ love love lǎo wú |
| [00:37.630] | zǎ zi ma ān zǎ zi ma ān |
| [00:39.884] | wǒ yí ge rén jiù bǎ nǐ men chǎng pái shā fān wěn dāng |
| [00:42.637] | zǎ zi ma ān zǎ zi ma ān |
| [00:44.639] | jiù ràng wǒ lái yǐn bào yǐn bào zhè gè xià tiān zěn yàng |
| [00:46.891] | wǒ shì love love lǎo wú wǒ zuì jìn tài jǐn zhāng gē |
| [00:49.394] | wǒ kòu hā kòu hā nǎo ké wǒ yùn jiǎo dōu méi de gē |
| [00:51.898] | wǒ yī zhí zài zhè shuō dào fǎn zhèng nǐ men mò gǎo |
| [00:54.150] | wǒ yě bù xiǎo de wǒ zài shuō xiē shà zi dōng xī fǎn zhèng nǐ men dōu gěi wǒ pǎo |
| [00:56.903] | pǎo dōu gěi wǒ pǎo wǒ men bù xiǎng gēn nèi xiē lā jī gǎo |
| [01:00.907] | wǒ men jiù shì diāo nǐ men zuò bú dào |
| [01:03.165] | xiàng wǒ men zhè zhǒng jǐng dǐ zhī wā shì zhēn de hěn shǎo |
| [01:06.415] | wǒ kuài yào xiǎng chū yùn jiǎo shuǎng |
| [01:09.168] | fǎn zhèng jiù shì bǐ nǐ men bàng |
| [01:10.669] | yì bān wǒ tīng dào bàn zòu jiù xǐ huān luàn chàng |
| [01:13.424] | wǒ rè bào le rè de quán shēn fā tàng |
| [01:15.429] | en wǒ méi de shà zi wén huà |
| [01:17.930] | kàn dào bǐ wǒ qiáng de wǒ jiù xǐ huān shuō |
| [01:20.183] | enen jīn tiān chōu de yǒu diǎn dà |
| [01:22.435] | shuō shuō Airshow shuō de ràng tā men pà |
| [01:24.940] | Call me wu wu wú lǎo shī qǐng jiào wǒ love love lǎo wú |
| [01:29.356] | Call me wu wu wú lǎo shī qǐng jiào wǒ love love lǎo wú |
| [01:34.361] | zǎ zi ma ān zǎ zi ma ān |
| [01:37.114] | wǒ yí ge rén jiù bǎ nǐ men chǎng pái shā fān wěn dāng |
| [01:39.368] | zǎ zi ma ān zǎ zi ma ān |
| [01:41.621] | jiù ràng wǒ lái yǐn bào yǐn bào zhè gè xià tiān zěn yàng |
| [01:44.124] | wǒ xiě bù lái diss què shí |
| [01:46.627] | wǒ xiě bù lái diss luàn wán luàn wán |
| [01:49.386] | wǒ bù xiǎng gēn tā peace zǒu |
| [01:51.140] | dàn shì wǒ xiě bù lái diss wèi shà zi |
| [01:53.635] | xiě bù lái xiě bù lái diss hǎo qì |
| [01:55.887] | xiě bù lái xiě bù lái diss wǒ qiāo jiàn pán |
| [01:58.391] | wǒ jiù shì wǒ jiù shì five duì a wèi shà wǒ |
| [02:00.895] | xiě bù lái xiě bù lái diss la la la la |
| [02:02.897] | wǒ yào zhǎo dào wǒ de bà bà tǎo jiào yā yùn zǎ shuǎ |
| [02:05.651] | gǎo xiào gǎo xiào wǒ bà bà jué de lǎo tào |
| [02:07.904] | wǒ xiě gē jiù xiàng jī qì yī dà duī de yā yùn |
| [02:10.157] | gǎo kuài gǎo kuài shuō wǒ diāo bào |
| [02:12.661] | wǒ de měi shǒu gē fǎn zhèng dōu shì shuō rén |
| [02:14.913] | wǒ de měi shǒu gē yě kě yǐ suàn diss |
| [02:17.419] | wǒ de měi shǒu gē jī běn méi de qū bié |
| [02:19.671] | wǒ de měi shǒu gē zhǐ xū yào huàn jǐ gè yùn jiǎo |
| [02:22.174] | shā bǐ zài zhǎo cún zài gǎn haha fā dàn |
| [02:26.180] | něi gè zài zhǎo cún zài gǎn haha wǒ dǎ zì jǐ liǎn |
| [02:31.574] | wǒ bù gāi zhǎo beef gāi bèi beef zhǎo |
| [02:33.576] | wǒ xǐ huān xiǎo nǚ pú yòu xián nǚ pú xiǎo |
| [02:36.329] | wǒ sòng tā xiǎo lǐ wù tā shuō lǐ wù xiǎo |
| [02:38.580] | wǒ néng yā zhè me duō yùn shuō míng nǐ bù diāo |
| [02:41.334] | la la la la la la la éi éi éi éi éi éi |
| [02:46.089] | la la la la la la la hēng hēng hēng |
| [02:50.845] | la la la la la la la éi éi éi éi éi éi |
| [02:56.104] | la la la la la la la hēng hēng hēng |
| [03:00.557] | gěi lǎo hé dǎ diàn huà zhōng |
| [03:03.311] | lǎo wú: wèi lǎo hé |
| [03:05.813] | lǎo hé: wèi lǎo wú zǎ le |
| [03:06.814] | lǎo wú: wǒ zuì jìn yùn jiǎo dōu méi de le xiě bù chū gē zǎ bàn ma |
| [03:09.818] | lǎo hé: āi yǒu shà zi ma wǒ gěi nǐ a kǎ bèi lā yī duàn ma |
| [03:13.571] | zhěng qǐ sā |
| [03:15.073] | wǒ yǒng yuǎn dōu zài yuán dì mài bù wǒ bù lì hài |
| [03:17.577] | ná dào mài kè jiù ràng wǒ lái yā diǎn yùn shū qíng chū chǎng jiù chà diǎn shū |
| [03:20.836] | jiù xiàng wǒ men guì qǐ chàng de gē bù jǐn bù diāo ér qiě bì xū bù shuài |
| [03:23.833] | dàn wǒ zhǐ wú chǐ zài děng shí nián kàn nǐ wá sì bù sì |
| [03:26.336] | rú guǒ nǐ bù sì wǒ jiù sì wǒ běn lái jiù gāi sì yú mìng duǎn! |
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