| If you are wasting your life, say hi | |
| If you are alone tonight, say hi | |
| If you wish he should die, say hi, hi-hi, hi-hi | |
| If you have a hole in your head, say hi | |
| If you have a stitch in your wrist, say hi | |
| If, when you look at the sky, it is black and shredded | |
| A sliver of bone could get caught in your throat; well, silence is golden | |
| A shot of bone sticking out of your arm; well, blood is beautiful | |
| If your curtain is closed, and you are still standing behind it | |
| If there is a rag in your mouth; broken glass will shine for with the moon | |
| If your body has quit and you forgo residing in it[rat feces litter the tongue]; broken hearts will shine for with the moon | |
| If you have eaten it all, say hi | |
| If your bra is on fire, say hi | |
| If your bed is a living hell, say hi, hi-hi, hi-hi | |
| If you don't know what to say, say hi | |
| If you have poked out your eyes, say hi | |
| If, when you open your arms, | |
| Ferdinand gores you in the chest! | |
| Have you seen your face as of late? | |
| The hippopotamus is beloved; | |
| Half a crocodile hanging out of its mouth with the village rejoicing | |
| If your curtain is closed, yet you are still standing behind it | |
| If there is a bomb in your mouth; broken glass will shine for with the moon | |
| If your body is wrong and you regret residing in it | |
| Jack razor-bladed your throat; broken hearts will shine for with the moon |