| Song | How To Be A... |
| Artist | Weerd Science |
| Album | Friends And Nervous Breakdowns |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作曲 : Weerd Science | |
| Step one in your mission: gather information | |
| Get on the internet, perfect for bomb makin' | |
| First you need some fertilizer, it's the shit | |
| For construction of a bomb, also the main ingredient | |
| Some ammonium nitrate, preferably light-weight | |
| Rent the rider's truck, think about the impact it might make | |
| Mix 'em all together and your work can be seen | |
| for sixteen miles by the naked eye, not to mention T.V. | |
| The American media, greedier than the average meat eater | |
| The seedier the plan the more they gonna love it, man | |
| The more they wanna get they hands on an exclusive | |
| You gon' be famous as long as you can do this | |
| Make all your purchases two months apart from one another | |
| In different states and go undercover | |
| Never use a credit or a check just cashed | |
| 'cause they will try to track you after the blast | |
| Man, after this bomb goes off, as long as you made it correct | |
| We gonna inject the American step-ladder with a little dose of disrespect | |
| A "Fuck you" to the U.S. for every soul that God hasn't blessed (Fuck you!) | |
| There's a bomb in your city, in your town | |
| Duck down, it's gonna blow any minute now | |
| Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how | |
| Follow the plan close so you don't go down | |
| There's a bomb in your city, in your town | |
| Duck down, it's gonna blow any minute now | |
| Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how | |
| Follow the plan close so you don't go down | |
| Step two in your mission: a building you should find | |
| A federal institution? That should suit us just fine | |
| But how to get in? Hmm, good question | |
| Always follow the plan close, don't go in guessin' (duh!) | |
| Security codes nobody knows | |
| So when the janitor's about to leave squeeze one in his dome | |
| Shit you 'bout to kill thousands, what's one up close? | |
| Quick, grab his clothes, we're almost there (yeah!) | |
| Inside with the bomb, I know just where to place it (where?) | |
| In the basement, adjacent to maintenance | |
| Face it toward the wall so when the motherfucker blows | |
| The whole foundation'll fall in | |
| Oh yeah, don't forget to wipe down everything you touch | |
| 'cause one fingerprint is one fingerprint too much | |
| And detectives'll try to find clues and signs | |
| That'll point the finger towards the culprit, so leave nothin' behind | |
| Hide out in the bathroom when the A.M. rush and | |
| Walk out like nothin' happened, unnoticed and untouched | |
| This is gonna work it's a promise you can count on | |
| This is revenge for anyone who's been pounded on | |
| There's a bomb in your city, in your town | |
| Duck down, it's gonna blow any minute now | |
| Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how | |
| Follow the plan close so you don't go down | |
| There's a bomb in your city, in your town | |
| Duck down, it's gonna blow any minute now | |
| Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how | |
| Follow the plan close so you don't go down | |
| Step three in your mission is never easily executed | |
| So whatever was part of the original blueprint: Do it | |
| Stick to the original plan, don't stray from it | |
| Since no clues were left the FBI got a "Who Dun It?" | |
| It was 9:30 AM when the bomb exploded | |
| Many lives were lost, the media noticed | |
| Jesus, I wish I could say nobody felt a thing | |
| But so many were trapped inside the building still breathing | |
| Don't think about that now, calm down, don't panic | |
| What the fuck did you think was gonna happen? | |
| You put a bomb in the bottom floor of a government facility | |
| Now reality hits you, testing your moral agility | |
| Listen, by now you should be like six hours away | |
| Find a cheap hotel, rest and hold your thoughts at bay | |
| See, you're not just on the run from people in general | |
| But also from yourself, stealth you must be from your mental | |
| Tomorrow's a big day, you gotta cross the border | |
| Hide out in Mexico for three months and no shorter | |
| Keep tabs on the progress of the investigation | |
| The news broadcasts but now they've blamed it on the Arab Nation | |
| Things'll die down soon, you'll be in the clear | |
| Three months becomes six months, six becomes a year | |
| People's attention turn to more important things | |
| Congratulations, you have been successful | |
| Let's retrack our steps and look deeper into the mission | |
| The bomb was just a song, a foundation, nothin' was missin' | |
| It could blow up, no fingerprints, 'cause the fans and the media | |
| Tried to dig through your past and try to prove that you're fake | |
| The government building is the club and the DJ's are the detectives | |
| Inspectin' your shit to see if it's a record they wanna be reppin' | |
| The escape is how not to let all the shit go to your head | |
| The janitor that you killed was another MC instead | |
| But you didn't use a gun, your song was just hotter than his | |
| And the tracks are the people that died when the bomb was detonated | |
| There's a bomb in your city, in your town | |
| Duck down, it's gonna blow any minute now | |
| Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how | |
| Follow the plan close so you don't go down | |
| There's a bomb in your city, in your town | |
| Duck down, it's gonna blow any minute now | |
| Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how | |
| Follow the plan close so you don't go down |
| zuo qu : Weerd Science | |
| Step one in your mission: gather information | |
| Get on the internet, perfect for bomb makin' | |
| First you need some fertilizer, it' s the shit | |
| For construction of a bomb, also the main ingredient | |
| Some ammonium nitrate, preferably light-weight | |
| Rent the rider' s truck, think about the impact it might make | |
| Mix ' em all together and your work can be seen | |
| for sixteen miles by the naked eye, not to mention T. V. | |
| The American media, greedier than the average meat eater | |
| The seedier the plan the more they gonna love it, man | |
| The more they wanna get they hands on an exclusive | |
| You gon' be famous as long as you can do this | |
| Make all your purchases two months apart from one another | |
| In different states and go undercover | |
| Never use a credit or a check just cashed | |
| ' cause they will try to track you after the blast | |
| Man, after this bomb goes off, as long as you made it correct | |
| We gonna inject the American step-ladder with a little dose of disrespect | |
| A " Fuck you" to the U. S. for every soul that God hasn' t blessed Fuck you! | |
| There' s a bomb in your city, in your town | |
| Duck down, it' s gonna blow any minute now | |
| Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how | |
| Follow the plan close so you don' t go down | |
| There' s a bomb in your city, in your town | |
| Duck down, it' s gonna blow any minute now | |
| Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how | |
| Follow the plan close so you don' t go down | |
| Step two in your mission: a building you should find | |
| A federal institution? That should suit us just fine | |
| But how to get in? Hmm, good question | |
| Always follow the plan close, don' t go in guessin' duh! | |
| Security codes nobody knows | |
| So when the janitor' s about to leave squeeze one in his dome | |
| Shit you ' bout to kill thousands, what' s one up close? | |
| Quick, grab his clothes, we' re almost there yeah! | |
| Inside with the bomb, I know just where to place it where? | |
| In the basement, adjacent to maintenance | |
| Face it toward the wall so when the motherfucker blows | |
| The whole foundation' ll fall in | |
| Oh yeah, don' t forget to wipe down everything you touch | |
| ' cause one fingerprint is one fingerprint too much | |
| And detectives' ll try to find clues and signs | |
| That' ll point the finger towards the culprit, so leave nothin' behind | |
| Hide out in the bathroom when the A. M. rush and | |
| Walk out like nothin' happened, unnoticed and untouched | |
| This is gonna work it' s a promise you can count on | |
| This is revenge for anyone who' s been pounded on | |
| There' s a bomb in your city, in your town | |
| Duck down, it' s gonna blow any minute now | |
| Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how | |
| Follow the plan close so you don' t go down | |
| There' s a bomb in your city, in your town | |
| Duck down, it' s gonna blow any minute now | |
| Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how | |
| Follow the plan close so you don' t go down | |
| Step three in your mission is never easily executed | |
| So whatever was part of the original blueprint: Do it | |
| Stick to the original plan, don' t stray from it | |
| Since no clues were left the FBI got a " Who Dun It? " | |
| It was 9: 30 AM when the bomb exploded | |
| Many lives were lost, the media noticed | |
| Jesus, I wish I could say nobody felt a thing | |
| But so many were trapped inside the building still breathing | |
| Don' t think about that now, calm down, don' t panic | |
| What the fuck did you think was gonna happen? | |
| You put a bomb in the bottom floor of a government facility | |
| Now reality hits you, testing your moral agility | |
| Listen, by now you should be like six hours away | |
| Find a cheap hotel, rest and hold your thoughts at bay | |
| See, you' re not just on the run from people in general | |
| But also from yourself, stealth you must be from your mental | |
| Tomorrow' s a big day, you gotta cross the border | |
| Hide out in Mexico for three months and no shorter | |
| Keep tabs on the progress of the investigation | |
| The news broadcasts but now they' ve blamed it on the Arab Nation | |
| Things' ll die down soon, you' ll be in the clear | |
| Three months becomes six months, six becomes a year | |
| People' s attention turn to more important things | |
| Congratulations, you have been successful | |
| Let' s retrack our steps and look deeper into the mission | |
| The bomb was just a song, a foundation, nothin' was missin' | |
| It could blow up, no fingerprints, ' cause the fans and the media | |
| Tried to dig through your past and try to prove that you' re fake | |
| The government building is the club and the DJ' s are the detectives | |
| Inspectin' your shit to see if it' s a record they wanna be reppin' | |
| The escape is how not to let all the shit go to your head | |
| The janitor that you killed was another MC instead | |
| But you didn' t use a gun, your song was just hotter than his | |
| And the tracks are the people that died when the bomb was detonated | |
| There' s a bomb in your city, in your town | |
| Duck down, it' s gonna blow any minute now | |
| Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how | |
| Follow the plan close so you don' t go down | |
| There' s a bomb in your city, in your town | |
| Duck down, it' s gonna blow any minute now | |
| Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how | |
| Follow the plan close so you don' t go down |
| zuò qǔ : Weerd Science | |
| Step one in your mission: gather information | |
| Get on the internet, perfect for bomb makin' | |
| First you need some fertilizer, it' s the shit | |
| For construction of a bomb, also the main ingredient | |
| Some ammonium nitrate, preferably light-weight | |
| Rent the rider' s truck, think about the impact it might make | |
| Mix ' em all together and your work can be seen | |
| for sixteen miles by the naked eye, not to mention T. V. | |
| The American media, greedier than the average meat eater | |
| The seedier the plan the more they gonna love it, man | |
| The more they wanna get they hands on an exclusive | |
| You gon' be famous as long as you can do this | |
| Make all your purchases two months apart from one another | |
| In different states and go undercover | |
| Never use a credit or a check just cashed | |
| ' cause they will try to track you after the blast | |
| Man, after this bomb goes off, as long as you made it correct | |
| We gonna inject the American step-ladder with a little dose of disrespect | |
| A " Fuck you" to the U. S. for every soul that God hasn' t blessed Fuck you! | |
| There' s a bomb in your city, in your town | |
| Duck down, it' s gonna blow any minute now | |
| Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how | |
| Follow the plan close so you don' t go down | |
| There' s a bomb in your city, in your town | |
| Duck down, it' s gonna blow any minute now | |
| Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how | |
| Follow the plan close so you don' t go down | |
| Step two in your mission: a building you should find | |
| A federal institution? That should suit us just fine | |
| But how to get in? Hmm, good question | |
| Always follow the plan close, don' t go in guessin' duh! | |
| Security codes nobody knows | |
| So when the janitor' s about to leave squeeze one in his dome | |
| Shit you ' bout to kill thousands, what' s one up close? | |
| Quick, grab his clothes, we' re almost there yeah! | |
| Inside with the bomb, I know just where to place it where? | |
| In the basement, adjacent to maintenance | |
| Face it toward the wall so when the motherfucker blows | |
| The whole foundation' ll fall in | |
| Oh yeah, don' t forget to wipe down everything you touch | |
| ' cause one fingerprint is one fingerprint too much | |
| And detectives' ll try to find clues and signs | |
| That' ll point the finger towards the culprit, so leave nothin' behind | |
| Hide out in the bathroom when the A. M. rush and | |
| Walk out like nothin' happened, unnoticed and untouched | |
| This is gonna work it' s a promise you can count on | |
| This is revenge for anyone who' s been pounded on | |
| There' s a bomb in your city, in your town | |
| Duck down, it' s gonna blow any minute now | |
| Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how | |
| Follow the plan close so you don' t go down | |
| There' s a bomb in your city, in your town | |
| Duck down, it' s gonna blow any minute now | |
| Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how | |
| Follow the plan close so you don' t go down | |
| Step three in your mission is never easily executed | |
| So whatever was part of the original blueprint: Do it | |
| Stick to the original plan, don' t stray from it | |
| Since no clues were left the FBI got a " Who Dun It? " | |
| It was 9: 30 AM when the bomb exploded | |
| Many lives were lost, the media noticed | |
| Jesus, I wish I could say nobody felt a thing | |
| But so many were trapped inside the building still breathing | |
| Don' t think about that now, calm down, don' t panic | |
| What the fuck did you think was gonna happen? | |
| You put a bomb in the bottom floor of a government facility | |
| Now reality hits you, testing your moral agility | |
| Listen, by now you should be like six hours away | |
| Find a cheap hotel, rest and hold your thoughts at bay | |
| See, you' re not just on the run from people in general | |
| But also from yourself, stealth you must be from your mental | |
| Tomorrow' s a big day, you gotta cross the border | |
| Hide out in Mexico for three months and no shorter | |
| Keep tabs on the progress of the investigation | |
| The news broadcasts but now they' ve blamed it on the Arab Nation | |
| Things' ll die down soon, you' ll be in the clear | |
| Three months becomes six months, six becomes a year | |
| People' s attention turn to more important things | |
| Congratulations, you have been successful | |
| Let' s retrack our steps and look deeper into the mission | |
| The bomb was just a song, a foundation, nothin' was missin' | |
| It could blow up, no fingerprints, ' cause the fans and the media | |
| Tried to dig through your past and try to prove that you' re fake | |
| The government building is the club and the DJ' s are the detectives | |
| Inspectin' your shit to see if it' s a record they wanna be reppin' | |
| The escape is how not to let all the shit go to your head | |
| The janitor that you killed was another MC instead | |
| But you didn' t use a gun, your song was just hotter than his | |
| And the tracks are the people that died when the bomb was detonated | |
| There' s a bomb in your city, in your town | |
| Duck down, it' s gonna blow any minute now | |
| Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how | |
| Follow the plan close so you don' t go down | |
| There' s a bomb in your city, in your town | |
| Duck down, it' s gonna blow any minute now | |
| Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how | |
| Follow the plan close so you don' t go down |