| Song | How to Break a Heart |
| Artist | Emilie Autumn |
| Album | Your Sugar Sits Untouched |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| How to break a heart | |
| It is not difficult | |
| Anyone can do it | |
| So could you | |
| If you tried | |
| Just find a light | |
| And switch it off | |
| As easy | |
| As blinking | |
| That's what I was taught | |
| When I was too young to ask | |
| By ladies | |
| In white nightgowns | |
| In dripping weeds | |
| And black ribbons | |
| A girl's best friend | |
| Is a small handgun | |
| The question was useless | |
| For I could say yes | |
| But you've got to ask my army | |
| And they are not inclined to grant favours | |
| Just now |