| Song | At What Point Does a Shakespeare Say |
| Artist | Emilie Autumn |
| Album | Your Sugar Sits Untouched |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| At what point does a Shakespeare say | |
| I feel it's time I write a play | |
| What subject shall it be today | |
| A tragedy I've done | |
| Lovers twain have been united | |
| Audiences are delighted | |
| No doubt I shall soon be knighted | |
| Royal fame I've won | |
| The Queen has come to every show | |
| And, flattering, she feigns to know | |
| A couplet from a verse, also | |
| A refrain from a rhyme | |
| But the ones I aim to pleaseth | |
| Most of all upon my kneeseth | |
| Are the folk who cough and sneezeth | |
| Through my prose sublime |