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The beer, the beer, the beer, the beer |
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The beer don't make you a man |
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No it takes something else |
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Something |
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I'll never have |
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And a beer, a beer, a beer, a beer |
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A beer makes you feel good |
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Like if you wanted you could |
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Kick anybody's ass |
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A knife, a knife, a knife, a knife |
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A knife makes you feel strong |
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With a gun you're never wrong |
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Everybody try to stay calm |
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I think the safety's on |
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A car, a car, a car, a car |
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A car means you can go |
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Whenever you want to |
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With an FM radio |
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Guitars, guitars, guitars, guitars |
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Guitars, Thin |
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Lizzy rocks |
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So dust off your old stompboxand we'll run it through your |
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Voxand your |
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FirebirdCos you're tired, you're tired, you're tired, you're tired |
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You're tired of feeling sad |
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Your disappointed, hurt and mad |
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And all the poetry you've written is bad |
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Because a pen, a pen, a pen, a pen |
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A pen don't mean you can write |
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You're no fucking |
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John Updike |
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Even if you spell it right |
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Just like a hardon, a hardon, a hardon, a hardon, a hardon |
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A hardon don't mean you're in love |
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Cos when the pushing comes to shove |
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Do you really want to be here? |
