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When we pulled into Argo Port in need of R & R |
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The crew set out investigating every joint and bar |
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We had high expectations of their hospitality |
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But found too late it wasn't geared for spacers such as we |
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And we're banned from Argo, every one |
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Banned from Argo just for having a little fun |
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We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four |
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But Argo doesn't want us anymore |
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Our captain's tastes were simple but his methods were complex |
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We found him with five partners each of a different world and sex |
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The shore police were on the way, we had no second chance |
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We beamed him up in the nick of time and the remnants of his pants |
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And we're banned from Argo, every one |
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Banned from Argo just for having a little fun |
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We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four |
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But Argo doesn't want us anymore |
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Our engineer would yield to none in putting down the brew |
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He out-drank seven space marines and a demolition crew |
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The navigator didn't win but he out-drank almost all |
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And now they've got a shuttlecraft on the roof of City Hall |
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And we're banned from Argo, every one |
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Banned from Argo just for having a little fun |
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We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four |
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But Argo doesn't want us anymore |
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Our proper cool first officer was drugged with something green |
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And hauled into an alley, where he suffered things obscene |
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He sobered up in sickbay and he's none the worse for wear |
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Except he somehow taught the bridge computer how to swear |
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And we're banned from Argo, every one |
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Banned from Argo just for having a little fun |
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We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four |
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But Argo doesn't want us anymore |
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The head nurse disappeared a while in the major dope bazaar |
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Buying an odd green potion guaranteed to cause pon farr |
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She came home with no uniform and an oddly cheerful heart |
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And a painful way of walking with her feet a yard apart |
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And we're banned from Argo, every one |
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Banned from Argo just for having a little fun |
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We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four |
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But Argo doesn't want us anymore |
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Our lady of communications won a ship-wide bet |
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By getting into the planet's main communications net |
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Now every time someone calls up on an Argo telescreen, |
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The flesh is there, but the clothes they wear are nowhere to be seen |
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And we're banned from Argo, every one |
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Banned from Argo just for having a little fun |
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We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four |
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But Argo doesn't want us anymore |
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Our Doctor loves Humanity; his private life is quiet |
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The Shore Police arrested him for inciting whores to riot |
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We found him in the city jail, locked on and beamed him free |
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Intact except for hickeys and six kinds of VD |
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And we're banned from Argo, every one |
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Banned from Argo just for having a little fun |
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We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four |
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But Argo doesn't want us anymore |
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Our Helmsman loves exotic plants; the plants all love him too |
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He took some down on leave with him and we wondered what they'd do, |
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Till the planetary governor called and swore upon his life |
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That a gang of plants entwined his house and then seduced his wife! |
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And we're banned from Argo, every one |
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Banned from Argo just for having a little fun |
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We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four |
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But Argo doesn't want us anymore |
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A gang of pirates landed, and nobody seemed to care |
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They stamped into the nearest bar to announce that they were there |
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Half our crew was busy there, and invited them to play, |
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But the pirates only looked at us, and turned and ran away |
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And we're banned from Argo, every one |
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Banned from Argo just for having a little fun |
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We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four |
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But Argo doesn't want us anymore |
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Our crew is Starfleet's finest, and our record is our pride |
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And when we play we tend to leave a trail a mile wide |
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We're sorry about the wreckage and the riots and the fuss; |
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At least we're sure that planet won't be quick forgetting us! |
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And we're banned from Argo, every one |
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Banned from Argo just for having a little fun |
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We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four |
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But Argo doesn't want us anymore |