[00:00.000] | 作词 : 直火帮 Straight Fire Gang |
[00:01.000] | 作曲 : 直火帮 Straight Fire Gang |
[00:07.702] | Hook (Zigga): |
[00:12.201] | 想不想金榜题名考上清华北大(我要) |
[00:15.455] | 想不想变得美丽让前男友都跪下(我要) |
[00:18.702] | 想不想去夜店美女都和你回家 (我要) |
[00:21.953] | 那就转发这条锦鲤,转发这条锦鲤 |
[00:24.952] | 要不要地上捡钱再也不用工作 (我要) |
[00:27.951] | 要不要加偶像微信验证都通过 (我要) |
[00:31.204] | 要不要诅咒过的人都家道中落 (我要) |
[00:34.451] | 那就转发这条锦鲤,转发这条锦鲤right now |
[00:37.648] | |
[00:37.895] | Zigga: |
[00:38.144] | 你跟我说你今年水逆,好运对你回避 |
[00:39.895] | 老板每天怼你,夜店没人水你 |
[00:41.395] | 问我怎么办因为你没去转发这条锦鲤 |
[00:43.900] | 学习每个星座来洞察敌人心理 |
[00:45.648] | 股市要听大师 别信什么经济 |
[00:47.398] | 别让别人碰你活力水晶你的兵器 |
[00:48.895] | 别上交友网站搞不好match到亲戚 |
[00:50.645] | 算着什么时候来M就不用再担心HPV |
[00:53.147] | 毒奶杜兰特他职业生涯不会再得MVP |
[00:56.397] | 哈佛大学教授说墙上挂柯南就能PHD |
[00:59.396] | 每天在家喝tequila shot工作至少能拿BCG |
[01:02.647] | 微信步数六千六百六十六步回家路上肯定能发财 |
[01:05.898] | SAT又求又想又闹又叫阅读写作必八百 |
[01:08.897] | 毕竟运气大于你的努力还有的你老娘老爹 |
[01:12.148] | 再不听我转发你这一年必定是一场浩劫 |
[01:15.398] | 让我来帮你人生路上斩鬼除魔降外加妖孽 |
[01:18.397] | 2019信我 百分百保你不被别人样超越 |
[01:20.646] | |
[01:20.895] | Hook (Zigga): |
[01:21.645] | 想不想金榜题名考上清华北大(我要) |
[01:24.895] | 想不想变得美丽让前男友都跪下(我要) |
[01:28.146] | 想不想去夜店美女都和你回家 (我要) |
[01:31.648] | 那就转发这条锦鲤,转发这条锦鲤 |
[01:34.399] | 要不要地上捡钱再也不用工作 (我要) |
[01:37.399] | 要不要加偶像微信验证都通过 (我要) |
[01:40.644] | 要不要诅咒过的人都家道中落 (我要) |
[01:43.895] | 那就转发这条锦鲤,转发这条锦鲤 |
[01:46.145] | |
[01:46.398] | XZT: |
[01:47.646] | “你好 我是一个天秤座 |
[01:48.896] | 他们说跟我最般配的是水瓶座 |
[01:50.649] | 然后我的第一第二第三个女朋友 |
[01:52.146] | 全都找了水瓶座 |
[01:53.649] | 然后每一次分得都特别难堪 |
[01:55.395] | 也许因为长得不像凡凡 |
[01:56.897] | 也许因为没转那只锦鲤 |
[01:58.399] | 所以倒霉的事围得我团团转 |
[02:00.148] | 我九岁的时候去了道馆求签 |
[02:01.649] | 那个道士神秘兮兮好像刘谦 |
[02:03.398] | 他说我抽中了上上签 |
[02:04.649] | 会成为人上人 不过在那之前 |
[02:06.648] | 你得首先 吃苦中苦 |
[02:07.897] | 这么说来 我不普通 woo |
[02:09.647] | 上蹿下跳像只松鼠 |
[02:11.150] | 我最后热到中暑 yeah |
[02:12.894] | 不久之后去灵隐寺 |
[02:14.148] | 我说 妈妈 我好像听到佛像跟我说话 |
[02:16.395] | 我妈看了我一眼 用嘴型念了句shut up |
[02:18.895] | 但我不在乎 我觉得我已通灵 |
[02:20.649] | 在这个世界 我已拿到通行 证 |
[02:22.395] | 连佛祖都跟我混 我可是个人上人 huh” |
[02:23.897] | |
[02:24.645] | Feezy: |
[02:25.394] | “你好我是一个射手座” |
[02:27.395] | “我信基督 耶稣 真主 崂山道士和佛陀” |
[02:30.649] | “我把能信的都信了 这样好运不会离开我 也不嫌太多” |
[02:34.896] | “不妨碍我周末看主播” |
[02:37.396] | “我是虔诚的星座教徒也没有谁能打击我” |
[02:40.648] | “他们说 这周要有好运 得喝 红茶玛奇朵” |
[02:43.899] | “生辰八字不太够用 更信星座运势” |
[02:46.650] | “我认识那个同道大叔 是我干爹 星盘专属定制” |
[02:50.335] | “要说信自己 那这方面我不太擅长” |
[02:53.833] | “外国人信超级英雄 我信战郎” |
[02:56.833] | “凭什么要信自己 我又不是权威人物” |
[03:00.333] | “镜子里看见自己 我都觉得非亲非故” |
[03:02.833] | “不过其实我不弱” |
[03:04.583] | “我这小伙很不错” |
[03:06.085] | “当然灭霸如果来地球那我也打不过” |
[03:09.336] | “所以还不如 求爷爷 告奶奶 希望上帝显灵” |
[03:12.333] | “或者转发这条锦鲤 帮我刷刷点评” |
[03:16.083] | |
[03:17.083] | |
[03:24.515] | Zigga: |
[03:25.015] | 那就转发这条锦鲤,转发这条锦鲤right now |
[03:30.514] | 你好我是一个天蝎座,Drake,小李子,Chuckzigga Jiang,最好的星座 |
[03:35.764] | XZT: Uh, 天蝎座才不是最好的星座呢,你们又腹黑,嫉妒心又特别强 |
[03:42.014] | Zigga: Emmm, 嫉妒心强?可谁又不是这样呢 |
[03:44.515] | |
[03:45.514] | 编曲:yb |
[03:46.264] | 混音:yb |
[03:47.015] | 母带:Chris Gehringer |
[00:00.000] | zuo ci : zhi huo bang Straight Fire Gang |
[00:01.000] | zuo qu : zhi huo bang Straight Fire Gang |
[00:07.702] | Hook Zigga: |
[00:12.201] | xiang bu xiang jin bang ti ming kao shang qing hua bei da wo yao |
[00:15.455] | xiang bu xiang bian de mei li rang qian nan you dou gui xia wo yao |
[00:18.702] | xiang bu xiang qu ye dian mei nv dou he ni hui jia wo yao |
[00:21.953] | na jiu zhuan fa zhe tiao jin li, zhuan fa zhe tiao jin li |
[00:24.952] | yao bu yao di shang jian qian zai ye bu yong gong zuo wo yao |
[00:27.951] | yao bu yao jia ou xiang wei xin yan zheng dou tong guo wo yao |
[00:31.204] | yao bu yao zu zhou guo de ren dou jia dao zhong luo wo yao |
[00:34.451] | na jiu zhuan fa zhe tiao jin li, zhuan fa zhe tiao jin li right now |
[00:37.648] | |
[00:37.895] | Zigga: |
[00:38.144] | ni gen wo shuo ni jin nian shui ni, hao yun dui ni hui bi |
[00:39.895] | lao ban mei tian dui ni, ye dian mei ren shui ni |
[00:41.395] | wen wo zen me ban yin wei ni mei qu zhuan fa zhe tiao jin li |
[00:43.900] | xue xi mei ge xing zuo lai dong cha di ren xin li |
[00:45.648] | gu shi yao ting da shi bie xin shen me jing ji |
[00:47.398] | bie rang bie ren peng ni huo li shui jing ni de bing qi |
[00:48.895] | bie shang jiao you wang zhan gao bu hao match dao qin qi |
[00:50.645] | suan zhe shen me shi hou lai M jiu bu yong zai dan xin HPV |
[00:53.147] | du nai du lan te ta zhi ye sheng ya bu hui zai de MVP |
[00:56.397] | ha fo da xue jiao shou shuo qiang shang gua ke nan jiu neng PHD |
[00:59.396] | mei tian zai jia he tequila shot gong zuo zhi shao neng na BCG |
[01:02.647] | wei xin bu shu liu qian liu bai liu shi liu bu hui jia lu shang ken ding neng fa cai |
[01:05.898] | SAT you qiu you xiang you nao you jiao yue du xie zuo bi ba bai |
[01:08.897] | bi jing yun qi da yu ni de nu li hai you de ni lao niang lao die |
[01:12.148] | zai bu ting wo zhuan fa ni zhe yi nian bi ding shi yi chang hao jie |
[01:15.398] | rang wo lai bang ni ren sheng lu shang zhan gui chu mo jiang wai jia yao nie |
[01:18.397] | 2019 xin wo bai fen bai bao ni bu bei bie ren yang chao yue |
[01:20.646] | |
[01:20.895] | Hook Zigga: |
[01:21.645] | xiang bu xiang jin bang ti ming kao shang qing hua bei da wo yao |
[01:24.895] | xiang bu xiang bian de mei li rang qian nan you dou gui xia wo yao |
[01:28.146] | xiang bu xiang qu ye dian mei nv dou he ni hui jia wo yao |
[01:31.648] | na jiu zhuan fa zhe tiao jin li, zhuan fa zhe tiao jin li |
[01:34.399] | yao bu yao di shang jian qian zai ye bu yong gong zuo wo yao |
[01:37.399] | yao bu yao jia ou xiang wei xin yan zheng dou tong guo wo yao |
[01:40.644] | yao bu yao zu zhou guo de ren dou jia dao zhong luo wo yao |
[01:43.895] | na jiu zhuan fa zhe tiao jin li, zhuan fa zhe tiao jin li |
[01:46.145] | |
[01:46.398] | XZT: |
[01:47.646] | " ni hao wo shi yi ge tian cheng zuo |
[01:48.896] | ta men shuo gen wo zui ban pei de shi shui ping zuo |
[01:50.649] | ran hou wo de di yi di er di san ge nv peng you |
[01:52.146] | quan dou zhao le shui ping zuo |
[01:53.649] | ran hou mei yi ci fen de dou te bie nan kan |
[01:55.395] | ye xu yin wei zhang de bu xiang fan fan |
[01:56.897] | ye xu yin wei mei zhuan na zhi jin li |
[01:58.399] | suo yi dao mei de shi wei de wo tuan tuan zhuan |
[02:00.148] | wo jiu sui de shi hou qu le dao guan qiu qian |
[02:01.649] | na ge dao shi shen mi xi xi hao xiang liu qian |
[02:03.398] | ta shuo wo chou zhong le shang shang qian |
[02:04.649] | hui cheng wei ren shang ren bu guo zai na zhi qian |
[02:06.648] | ni de shou xian chi ku zhong ku |
[02:07.897] | zhe me shuo lai wo bu pu tong woo |
[02:09.647] | shang cuan xia tiao xiang zhi song shu |
[02:11.150] | wo zui hou re dao zhong shu yeah |
[02:12.894] | bu jiu zhi hou qu ling yin si |
[02:14.148] | wo shuo ma ma wo hao xiang ting dao fo xiang gen wo shuo hua |
[02:16.395] | wo ma kan le wo yi yan yong zui xing nian le ju shut up |
[02:18.895] | dan wo bu zai hu wo jue de wo yi tong ling |
[02:20.649] | zai zhe ge shi jie wo yi na dao tong xing zheng |
[02:22.395] | lian fo zu dou gen wo hun wo ke shi ge ren shang ren huh" |
[02:23.897] | |
[02:24.645] | Feezy: |
[02:25.394] | " ni hao wo shi yi ge she shou zuo" |
[02:27.395] | " wo xin ji du ye su zhen zhu lao shan dao shi he fo tuo" |
[02:30.649] | " wo ba neng xin de dou xin le zhe yang hao yun bu hui li kai wo ye bu xian tai duo" |
[02:34.896] | " bu fang ai wo zhou mo kan zhu bo" |
[02:37.396] | " wo shi qian cheng de xing zuo jiao tu ye mei you shui neng da ji wo" |
[02:40.648] | " ta men shuo zhe zhou yao you hao yun de he hong cha ma qi duo" |
[02:43.899] | " sheng chen ba zi bu tai gou yong geng xin xing zuo yun shi" |
[02:46.650] | " wo ren shi na ge tong dao da shu shi wo gan die xing pan zhuan shu ding zhi" |
[02:50.335] | " yao shuo xin zi ji na zhe fang mian wo bu tai shan chang" |
[02:53.833] | " wai guo ren xin chao ji ying xiong wo xin zhan lang" |
[02:56.833] | " ping shen me yao xin zi ji wo you bu shi quan wei ren wu" |
[03:00.333] | " jing zi li kan jian zi ji wo dou jue de fei qin fei gu" |
[03:02.833] | " bu guo qi shi wo bu ruo" |
[03:04.583] | " wo zhe xiao huo hen bu cuo" |
[03:06.085] | " dang ran mie ba ru guo lai di qiu na wo ye da bu guo" |
[03:09.336] | " suo yi huan bu ru qiu ye ye gao nai nai xi wang shang di xian ling" |
[03:12.333] | " huo zhe zhuan fa zhe tiao jin li bang wo shua shua dian ping" |
[03:16.083] | |
[03:17.083] | |
[03:24.515] | Zigga: |
[03:25.015] | na jiu zhuan fa zhe tiao jin li, zhuan fa zhe tiao jin li right now |
[03:30.514] | ni hao wo shi yi ge tian xie zuo, Drake, xiao li zi, Chuckzigga Jiang, zui hao de xing zuo |
[03:35.764] | XZT: Uh, tian xie zuo cai bu shi zui hao de xing zuo ne, ni men you fu hei, ji du xin you te bie qiang |
[03:42.014] | Zigga: Emmm, ji du xin qiang? ke shui you bu shi zhe yang ne |
[03:44.515] | |
[03:45.514] | bian qu: yb |
[03:46.264] | hun yin: yb |
[03:47.015] | mu dai: Chris Gehringer |
[00:00.000] | zuò cí : zhí huǒ bāng Straight Fire Gang |
[00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : zhí huǒ bāng Straight Fire Gang |
[00:07.702] | Hook Zigga: |
[00:12.201] | xiǎng bù xiǎng jīn bǎng tí míng kǎo shàng qīng huá běi dà wǒ yào |
[00:15.455] | xiǎng bù xiǎng biàn de měi lì ràng qián nán yǒu dōu guì xià wǒ yào |
[00:18.702] | xiǎng bù xiǎng qù yè diàn měi nǚ dōu hé nǐ huí jiā wǒ yào |
[00:21.953] | nà jiù zhuǎn fā zhè tiáo jǐn lǐ, zhuǎn fā zhè tiáo jǐn lǐ |
[00:24.952] | yào bú yào dì shàng jiǎn qián zài yě bù yòng gōng zuò wǒ yào |
[00:27.951] | yào bú yào jiā ǒu xiàng wēi xìn yàn zhèng dōu tōng guò wǒ yào |
[00:31.204] | yào bú yào zǔ zhòu guò de rén dōu jiā dào zhōng luò wǒ yào |
[00:34.451] | nà jiù zhuǎn fā zhè tiáo jǐn lǐ, zhuǎn fā zhè tiáo jǐn lǐ right now |
[00:37.648] | |
[00:37.895] | Zigga: |
[00:38.144] | nǐ gēn wǒ shuō nǐ jīn nián shuǐ nì, hǎo yùn duì nǐ huí bì |
[00:39.895] | lǎo bǎn měi tiān duì nǐ, yè diàn méi rén shuǐ nǐ |
[00:41.395] | wèn wǒ zěn me bàn yīn wèi nǐ méi qù zhuǎn fā zhè tiáo jǐn lǐ |
[00:43.900] | xué xí měi gè xīng zuò lái dòng chá dí rén xīn lǐ |
[00:45.648] | gǔ shì yào tīng dà shī bié xìn shén me jīng jì |
[00:47.398] | bié ràng bié rén pèng nǐ huó lì shuǐ jīng nǐ de bīng qì |
[00:48.895] | bié shàng jiāo yǒu wǎng zhàn gǎo bù hǎo match dào qīn qī |
[00:50.645] | suàn zhe shén me shí hòu lái M jiù bù yòng zài dān xīn HPV |
[00:53.147] | dú nǎi dù lán tè tā zhí yè shēng yá bú huì zài dé MVP |
[00:56.397] | hā fó dà xué jiào shòu shuō qiáng shàng guà kē nán jiù néng PHD |
[00:59.396] | měi tiān zài jiā hē tequila shot gōng zuò zhì shǎo néng ná BCG |
[01:02.647] | wēi xìn bù shù liù qiān liù bǎi liù shí liù bù huí jiā lù shàng kěn dìng néng fā cái |
[01:05.898] | SAT yòu qiú yòu xiǎng yòu nào yòu jiào yuè dú xiě zuò bì bā bǎi |
[01:08.897] | bì jìng yùn qì dà yú nǐ de nǔ lì hái yǒu de nǐ lǎo niáng lǎo diē |
[01:12.148] | zài bù tīng wǒ zhuǎn fā nǐ zhè yī nián bì dìng shì yī chǎng hào jié |
[01:15.398] | ràng wǒ lái bāng nǐ rén shēng lù shàng zhǎn guǐ chú mó jiàng wài jiā yāo niè |
[01:18.397] | 2019 xìn wǒ bǎi fēn bǎi bǎo nǐ bù bèi bié rén yàng chāo yuè |
[01:20.646] | |
[01:20.895] | Hook Zigga: |
[01:21.645] | xiǎng bù xiǎng jīn bǎng tí míng kǎo shàng qīng huá běi dà wǒ yào |
[01:24.895] | xiǎng bù xiǎng biàn de měi lì ràng qián nán yǒu dōu guì xià wǒ yào |
[01:28.146] | xiǎng bù xiǎng qù yè diàn měi nǚ dōu hé nǐ huí jiā wǒ yào |
[01:31.648] | nà jiù zhuǎn fā zhè tiáo jǐn lǐ, zhuǎn fā zhè tiáo jǐn lǐ |
[01:34.399] | yào bú yào dì shàng jiǎn qián zài yě bù yòng gōng zuò wǒ yào |
[01:37.399] | yào bú yào jiā ǒu xiàng wēi xìn yàn zhèng dōu tōng guò wǒ yào |
[01:40.644] | yào bú yào zǔ zhòu guò de rén dōu jiā dào zhōng luò wǒ yào |
[01:43.895] | nà jiù zhuǎn fā zhè tiáo jǐn lǐ, zhuǎn fā zhè tiáo jǐn lǐ |
[01:46.145] | |
[01:46.398] | XZT: |
[01:47.646] | " nǐ hǎo wǒ shì yí gè tiān chèng zuò |
[01:48.896] | tā men shuō gēn wǒ zuì bān pèi de shì shuǐ píng zuò |
[01:50.649] | rán hòu wǒ de dì yī dì èr dì sān ge nǚ péng yǒu |
[01:52.146] | quán dōu zhǎo le shuǐ píng zuò |
[01:53.649] | rán hòu měi yī cì fēn de dōu tè bié nán kān |
[01:55.395] | yě xǔ yīn wèi zhǎng de bù xiàng fán fán |
[01:56.897] | yě xǔ yīn wèi méi zhuǎn nà zhǐ jǐn lǐ |
[01:58.399] | suǒ yǐ dǎo méi de shì wéi dé wǒ tuán tuán zhuàn |
[02:00.148] | wǒ jiǔ suì de shí hòu qù le dào guǎn qiú qiān |
[02:01.649] | nà gè dào shì shén mì xī xī hǎo xiàng liú qiān |
[02:03.398] | tā shuō wǒ chōu zhòng le shàng shàng qiān |
[02:04.649] | huì chéng wéi rén shàng rén bù guò zài nà zhī qián |
[02:06.648] | nǐ dé shǒu xiān chī kǔ zhōng kǔ |
[02:07.897] | zhè me shuō lái wǒ bù pǔ tōng woo |
[02:09.647] | shàng cuān xià tiào xiàng zhǐ sōng shǔ |
[02:11.150] | wǒ zuì hòu rè dào zhòng shǔ yeah |
[02:12.894] | bù jiǔ zhī hòu qù líng yǐn sì |
[02:14.148] | wǒ shuō mā mā wǒ hǎo xiàng tīng dào fó xiàng gēn wǒ shuō huà |
[02:16.395] | wǒ mā kàn le wǒ yī yǎn yòng zuǐ xíng niàn le jù shut up |
[02:18.895] | dàn wǒ bù zài hu wǒ jué de wǒ yǐ tōng líng |
[02:20.649] | zài zhè gè shì jiè wǒ yǐ ná dào tōng xíng zhèng |
[02:22.395] | lián fó zǔ dōu gēn wǒ hùn wǒ kě shì gè rén shàng rén huh" |
[02:23.897] | |
[02:24.645] | Feezy: |
[02:25.394] | " nǐ hǎo wǒ shì yí gè shè shǒu zuò" |
[02:27.395] | " wǒ xìn jī dū yē sū zhēn zhǔ láo shān dào shì hé fó tuó" |
[02:30.649] | " wǒ bǎ néng xìn de dōu xìn le zhè yàng hǎo yùn bú huì lí kāi wǒ yě bù xián tài duō" |
[02:34.896] | " bù fáng ài wǒ zhōu mò kàn zhǔ bō" |
[02:37.396] | " wǒ shì qián chéng de xīng zuò jiào tú yě méi yǒu shuí néng dǎ jī wǒ" |
[02:40.648] | " tā men shuō zhè zhōu yào yǒu hǎo yùn dé hē hóng chá mǎ qí duǒ" |
[02:43.899] | " shēng chén bā zì bù tài gòu yòng gèng xìn xīng zuò yùn shì" |
[02:46.650] | " wǒ rèn shi nà gè tóng dào dà shū shì wǒ gān diē xīng pán zhuān shǔ dìng zhì" |
[02:50.335] | " yào shuō xìn zì jǐ nà zhè fāng miàn wǒ bù tài shàn cháng" |
[02:53.833] | " wài guó rén xìn chāo jí yīng xióng wǒ xìn zhàn láng" |
[02:56.833] | " píng shén me yào xìn zì jǐ wǒ yòu bú shì quán wēi rén wù" |
[03:00.333] | " jìng zi lǐ kàn jiàn zì jǐ wǒ dōu jué de fēi qīn fēi gù" |
[03:02.833] | " bù guò qí shí wǒ bù ruò" |
[03:04.583] | " wǒ zhè xiǎo huǒ hěn bù cuò" |
[03:06.085] | " dāng rán miè bà rú guǒ lái dì qiú nà wǒ yě dǎ bu guò" |
[03:09.336] | " suǒ yǐ huán bù rú qiú yé ye gào nǎi nǎi xī wàng shàng dì xiǎn líng" |
[03:12.333] | " huò zhě zhuǎn fā zhè tiáo jǐn lǐ bāng wǒ shuā shuā diǎn píng" |
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[03:24.515] | Zigga: |
[03:25.015] | nà jiù zhuǎn fā zhè tiáo jǐn lǐ, zhuǎn fā zhè tiáo jǐn lǐ right now |
[03:30.514] | nǐ hǎo wǒ shì yí gè tiān xiē zuò, Drake, xiǎo lǐ zǐ, Chuckzigga Jiang, zuì hǎo de xīng zuò |
[03:35.764] | XZT: Uh, tiān xiē zuò cái bú shì zuì hǎo de xīng zuò ne, nǐ men yòu fù hēi, jí dù xīn yòu tè bié qiáng |
[03:42.014] | Zigga: Emmm, jí dù xīn qiáng? kě shuí yòu bú shì zhè yàng ne |
[03:44.515] | |
[03:45.514] | biān qǔ: yb |
[03:46.264] | hùn yīn: yb |
[03:47.015] | mǔ dài: Chris Gehringer |