Song | Mr. Clean |
Artist | Viktor Vaughn |
Album | Vaudeville Villain |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
Study your history -- | |
Whoever don't? I pity-the-fool like Mr. T | |
Knowledge this degree, it ain't no mystery | |
"What you gon' do" or "what you know" is what is to see | |
And that's more than meets the eyeball | |
Now who wants to buy a brand new tsetse fly call? | |
Alright y'all (zooom), the speed was break-neck | |
Faster than the hi-speed, dual cassette tape deck | |
(How far?) The distance was light-speed | |
He went to see a buddy who said he had some white weed | |
In case it might need, it didn't mean much | |
For in his lean clutch was the elusive green Dutch | |
Who that? Kinga, Vaughn's younger brother | |
A real live swinger who rock Louis Vuitton pleather | |
And he walk around like he think he king | |
Even made the hood-rats stop to kiss his pinky ring | |
Like a soup sandwich on a hand dish | |
Some say his language is way too outlandish | |
He did his thing, spoke in a jig slang | |
And translate Einstein's theory of the Big Bang | |
He told his boo: "Boo, I put a spell on you | |
Stay with me, whether we broke or we well-to-do | |
If it don't work, the hell with ‘cha | |
May the doorknob hit ‘cha where the poor slob bit ‘cha" | |
What you thought ya' darn skeezer? | |
The G of a mack and the steez of a geezer | |
True man of leisure, she must've caught amnesia | |
Paid off the 8th grade fade or a Caesar | |
He was known for his thick skin | |
Part Zimbabwean and part Trini mixed in | |
Big shot, sold a guy a pound of pig snot | |
Said it was proven to remove stains and ink spots | |
Kinky flow, dripped down her leg to her pinky toe | |
Jiggy hoe, who don't know as much as she think she know | |
One week she stepped to him like a Slinky, yo' | |
Wig like a mink skin, soft like Twinkie dough | |
Then she kissed the queen, and told her she need Listerine | |
Twist the green, it's laced with antihistamine | |
Enough to make you make your face like Mr. Bean | |
V hit the scene like: "**** it, give me a Mr. Clean" | |
Shit, tired of all this ... | |
It's too hot out here, to be having all this shit, man | |
Shit, take it off ... | |
Take it all off, boss ... | |
No matter what the cost |
Study your history | |
Whoever don' t? I pitythefool like Mr. T | |
Knowledge this degree, it ain' t no mystery | |
" What you gon' do" or " what you know" is what is to see | |
And that' s more than meets the eyeball | |
Now who wants to buy a brand new tsetse fly call? | |
Alright y' all zooom, the speed was breakneck | |
Faster than the hispeed, dual cassette tape deck | |
How far? The distance was lightspeed | |
He went to see a buddy who said he had some white weed | |
In case it might need, it didn' t mean much | |
For in his lean clutch was the elusive green Dutch | |
Who that? Kinga, Vaughn' s younger brother | |
A real live swinger who rock Louis Vuitton pleather | |
And he walk around like he think he king | |
Even made the hoodrats stop to kiss his pinky ring | |
Like a soup sandwich on a hand dish | |
Some say his language is way too outlandish | |
He did his thing, spoke in a jig slang | |
And translate Einstein' s theory of the Big Bang | |
He told his boo: " Boo, I put a spell on you | |
Stay with me, whether we broke or we welltodo | |
If it don' t work, the hell with ' cha | |
May the doorknob hit ' cha where the poor slob bit ' cha" | |
What you thought ya' darn skeezer? | |
The G of a mack and the steez of a geezer | |
True man of leisure, she must' ve caught amnesia | |
Paid off the 8th grade fade or a Caesar | |
He was known for his thick skin | |
Part Zimbabwean and part Trini mixed in | |
Big shot, sold a guy a pound of pig snot | |
Said it was proven to remove stains and ink spots | |
Kinky flow, dripped down her leg to her pinky toe | |
Jiggy hoe, who don' t know as much as she think she know | |
One week she stepped to him like a Slinky, yo' | |
Wig like a mink skin, soft like Twinkie dough | |
Then she kissed the queen, and told her she need Listerine | |
Twist the green, it' s laced with antihistamine | |
Enough to make you make your face like Mr. Bean | |
V hit the scene like: " it, give me a Mr. Clean" | |
Shit, tired of all this ... | |
It' s too hot out here, to be having all this shit, man | |
Shit, take it off ... | |
Take it all off, boss ... | |
No matter what the cost |
Study your history | |
Whoever don' t? I pitythefool like Mr. T | |
Knowledge this degree, it ain' t no mystery | |
" What you gon' do" or " what you know" is what is to see | |
And that' s more than meets the eyeball | |
Now who wants to buy a brand new tsetse fly call? | |
Alright y' all zooom, the speed was breakneck | |
Faster than the hispeed, dual cassette tape deck | |
How far? The distance was lightspeed | |
He went to see a buddy who said he had some white weed | |
In case it might need, it didn' t mean much | |
For in his lean clutch was the elusive green Dutch | |
Who that? Kinga, Vaughn' s younger brother | |
A real live swinger who rock Louis Vuitton pleather | |
And he walk around like he think he king | |
Even made the hoodrats stop to kiss his pinky ring | |
Like a soup sandwich on a hand dish | |
Some say his language is way too outlandish | |
He did his thing, spoke in a jig slang | |
And translate Einstein' s theory of the Big Bang | |
He told his boo: " Boo, I put a spell on you | |
Stay with me, whether we broke or we welltodo | |
If it don' t work, the hell with ' cha | |
May the doorknob hit ' cha where the poor slob bit ' cha" | |
What you thought ya' darn skeezer? | |
The G of a mack and the steez of a geezer | |
True man of leisure, she must' ve caught amnesia | |
Paid off the 8th grade fade or a Caesar | |
He was known for his thick skin | |
Part Zimbabwean and part Trini mixed in | |
Big shot, sold a guy a pound of pig snot | |
Said it was proven to remove stains and ink spots | |
Kinky flow, dripped down her leg to her pinky toe | |
Jiggy hoe, who don' t know as much as she think she know | |
One week she stepped to him like a Slinky, yo' | |
Wig like a mink skin, soft like Twinkie dough | |
Then she kissed the queen, and told her she need Listerine | |
Twist the green, it' s laced with antihistamine | |
Enough to make you make your face like Mr. Bean | |
V hit the scene like: " it, give me a Mr. Clean" | |
Shit, tired of all this ... | |
It' s too hot out here, to be having all this shit, man | |
Shit, take it off ... | |
Take it all off, boss ... | |
No matter what the cost |