| Song | Neighbor |
| Artist | Ugly Kid Joe |
| Album | As Ugly As It Gets: The Very Best Of |
| [00:23.24] | Sittin in your front yard, drinkin lemonade |
| [00:26.74] | Suburban life, a pretty wife, you think youve got it made |
| [00:36.86] | But you dont know, whats in store, for you and your family |
| [00:43.91] | Im movin in, right next door, wont you welcome me? |
| [00:50.73] | Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood |
| [00:54.24] | And I hope I didnt ruin your day |
| [00:57.84] | Wont you be my neighbor? |
| [01:03.02] | |
| [01:04.49] | I brought my life, my ugly wife, my dirty dog with fleas |
| [01:11.74] | My kids a punk, and Im a drunk, this Im sure youll see |
| [01:18.86] | Yeah you dont know, what its like, to live in misery |
| [01:25.67] | Welcome to, home sweet hell, dissatisfaction guaranteed |
| [01:32.81] | Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood |
| [01:36.45] | And if I could I surely would |
| [01:39.85] | Invite you in and say |
| [01:42.18] | Wont you be my neighbor? |
| [01:44.61] | |
| [01:45.81] | Wont you be my neighbor? |
| [01:47.25] | |
| [01:49.32] | Wont you be my neighbor? |
| [01:51.24] | |
| [01:52.88] | Wont you be my neighbor? |
| [01:54.39] | |
| [01:56.12] | Cmon I dont think youll find |
| [01:57.82] | |
| [02:01.12] | A place to live in peace of mind |
| [02:04.61] | Youre gonna live in misery |
| [02:08.04] | When youre livin next to me |
| [02:11.24] | Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood...aaaah |
| [02:15.81] | Wont you be my, wont you be my funky（fuckin） neighbor? |
| [02:18.79] | Well I drink, and I stink, I smoke, yeah Im a joke |
| [03:17.23] | I try all night and day to get a piece of the action, a-haa |
| [03:25.84] | And you should know by now youre never gonna forget, a-aaa |
| [03:34.12] | Now I know just what youre thinkin |
| [03:37.20] | It could be out n youre drinkin |
| [03:41.27] | So dont you knock it until you try it |
| [03:44.39] | It could be you in a little while |
| [03:49.44] | I hope I didnt ruin your day |
| [04:24.30] | Cool ending bit |
| [04:25.12] | Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood |
| [04:27.68] | And I dig your wife, she sure is good |
| [04:31.25] | Its a beautiful day in the neighboorhood... ha, ha, ha |
| [00:23.24] | Sittin in your front yard, drinkin lemonade |
| [00:26.74] | Suburban life, a pretty wife, you think youve got it made |
| [00:36.86] | But you dont know, whats in store, for you and your family |
| [00:43.91] | Im movin in, right next door, wont you welcome me? |
| [00:50.73] | Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood |
| [00:54.24] | And I hope I didnt ruin your day |
| [00:57.84] | Wont you be my neighbor? |
| [01:03.02] | |
| [01:04.49] | I brought my life, my ugly wife, my dirty dog with fleas |
| [01:11.74] | My kids a punk, and Im a drunk, this Im sure youll see |
| [01:18.86] | Yeah you dont know, what its like, to live in misery |
| [01:25.67] | Welcome to, home sweet hell, dissatisfaction guaranteed |
| [01:32.81] | Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood |
| [01:36.45] | And if I could I surely would |
| [01:39.85] | Invite you in and say |
| [01:42.18] | Wont you be my neighbor? |
| [01:44.61] | |
| [01:45.81] | Wont you be my neighbor? |
| [01:47.25] | |
| [01:49.32] | Wont you be my neighbor? |
| [01:51.24] | |
| [01:52.88] | Wont you be my neighbor? |
| [01:54.39] | |
| [01:56.12] | Cmon I dont think youll find |
| [01:57.82] | |
| [02:01.12] | A place to live in peace of mind |
| [02:04.61] | Youre gonna live in misery |
| [02:08.04] | When youre livin next to me |
| [02:11.24] | Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood... aaaah |
| [02:15.81] | Wont you be my, wont you be my funky fuckin neighbor? |
| [02:18.79] | Well I drink, and I stink, I smoke, yeah Im a joke |
| [03:17.23] | I try all night and day to get a piece of the action, ahaa |
| [03:25.84] | And you should know by now youre never gonna forget, aaaa |
| [03:34.12] | Now I know just what youre thinkin |
| [03:37.20] | It could be out n youre drinkin |
| [03:41.27] | So dont you knock it until you try it |
| [03:44.39] | It could be you in a little while |
| [03:49.44] | I hope I didnt ruin your day |
| [04:24.30] | Cool ending bit |
| [04:25.12] | Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood |
| [04:27.68] | And I dig your wife, she sure is good |
| [04:31.25] | Its a beautiful day in the neighboorhood... ha, ha, ha |