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I want to be a playboy's bunny |
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I'd do whatever they asked me to. |
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I'd meet people with lots of money, |
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and men would love me like I loved you. |
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I want to be a topless waitress, |
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I want my mother to shed one tear. |
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I'd throw away this old sedate dress |
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slip into something a tad more shear. |
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I want to be an artist's model |
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An odalisque au naturel |
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I should be good at spin the bottle |
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While I've still got something left to sell |
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I want to be a cobra dancer |
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With little willie between my thighs |
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I may not find a cure for cancer |
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But I'll meet plenty of single guys. |
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I'd like to be a brothel worker, |
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I've always been treated like one. |
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If I could be a backstreet lover, |
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I'd make more money and have more fun. |
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I want to be a dominatrix |
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which isn't like me, but I can dream. |
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Learn S&M and all those gay tricks |
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and men will pay me to make them scream |
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I want to be a porno starlet |
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For that I'll wait till mom is dead |
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I'd see my name in lights of scarlet |
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And get to spend everyday in bed |
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I want to be a tattooed lady, |
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Dedicated as I am to art. |
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Characters bold, complex, and shady |
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Will write my memoirs across my heart |
